Gibberings CXVI - The end is nigh - False alarm, as you were

[maxalfie]

Christmas is nearly here.

Might go to midnight mass at some point

Me and a friend went to midnight mass in the 90's once while off our faces on E.
After about 10 mins we were asked to leave and we went to go but we were in such a state we couldn't work out how to open the church door to leave. So after struggling with the door for a couple minutes someone had to come and lift the handle up for us to let us out. Never again.

 

[Kronos]

Best way to do it, for sure Been falling asleep thanks to Brian Eno and Carl Sagan this past week, definitely works. Tonight though it's the turn of whoever reads the Danny, Champion of the World audiobook. One of my favourite books haha, get stick for that being an English major.

Feeling bit ropey this morning, annoyed cos I only had maybe four cans and a whiskey and coke but ah well. Codeine down the hatch, gonna snuggle in bed and play Professor Layton with some films on, was a bit miserable earlier but chatting with my housemate's made me feel way way better, love that boy so much, gutted he won't be home til early January. House is officially empty now so I'm counting down the seconds til I get a call saying we've been robbed

For years i've had real trouble sleeping on my tod without listening to harry potter audiobooks read by stephen fry lol, no idea why but the guys voice is so soothing and i know all the words after yearss that i guess it stops my mind thinking but doesnt need to focus on it so i can drift off, plus the amazingly relaxing voice helps too

Royal mail are posting today! didnt know like :D Just got a huge bag of thai, and a few grams of 'thai hash' to try out, i dont smoke much at all so this'l last me several years, ever heard of thai hash before though gonna roll a single skin spliff of it now, im sure itl be the same as Thai in a different shape haha. Seems solid enough with no seeds or owt in it, but less solid than proper hash though i reckon i can crumble it by hand, looks nice though, merry christmas indeed :D

 

[Kronos]

Also guys whats the best/cheapest uk site to buy uk works from? Micron/wheel filters, 10ml barrels and things like that that you cant pick up in a chemist? Pretty sure that dont count as sourcing :D

 

[masaz]

For years i've had real trouble sleeping on my tod without listening to harry potter audiobooks read by stephen fry lol, no idea why but the guys voice is so soothing and i know all the words after yearss that i guess it stops my mind thinking but doesnt need to focus on it so i can drift off, plus the amazingly relaxing voice helps too

Royal mail are posting today! didnt know like :D Just got a huge bag of thai, and a few grams of 'thai hash' to try out, i dont smoke much at all so this'l last me several years, ever heard of thai hash before though gonna roll a single skin spliff of it now, im sure itl be the same as Thai in a different shape haha. Seems solid enough with no seeds or owt in it, but less solid than proper hash though i reckon i can crumble it by hand, looks nice though, merry christmas indeed :D

Aye haha I was debating getting the Hitchhiker's Guide audiobook by Stephen Fry just cos of his voice, but went for Douglas Adams in the end. I'm gutted that I didn't discover the (fucking obvious) solution of headphones and audiobooks when I lived in halls and shit was noisy.

Also I am very very jealous of your special delivery.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Me and a friend went to midnight mass in the 90's once while off our faces on E.
After about 10 mins we were asked to leave...

That wasn't very Christian of them.

 

[masaz]

That's fucking impressive though, never heard of anyone being kicked out of a church, what the hell were you doing?!

I suggested we go to my housemate but he pointed out that, with me being gay, his girlfriend being a preop transsexual and him dating said transsexual, that we'd probably melt as soon as we got through the door

 

[Kronos]

Aye haha I was debating getting the Hitchhiker's Guide audiobook by Stephen Fry just cos of his voice, but went for Douglas Adams in the end. I'm gutted that I didn't discover the (fucking obvious) solution of headphones and audiobooks when I lived in halls and shit was noisy.

Also I am very very jealous of your special delivery.

Mm the 'thai hash' is nice, same as the thai but in a form where you can crush it in your fingers to powder and just sprinkle a bit in. 0.1g of thai had me stoned, best all you hardcore stoners out there are seething, an 8th of skunk would last me to myself around 4 weeks, instead of 4 hours as is the case with my mates who smoke. Must cost so much money man!, thai is like £30/oz aswel, v glad im a weed lightweight! And that i only like hash n thai :D

Haha i would've gone for the stephen fry one, for me its kinda like a nature show wqithout david attenborough, just not quite the same effect. Plus it has to be a book iv read 10x before, else i get too into the story if its any good and hate listening to an audio book as opposed to reading at my pace. For some reason headphones never did it for me, always had to be loudspeaker too hehe. Lazy day in i reckon, ned to buy some wrapping paper and (shit iv got 2 days lol) christmas cards! I'l ask the works q in the h thread they'l probs have more answers, can't believe its half 2 already

Never actually been to a midnight mass, is it on xmas eve or tonight? or does it vary?

 

[acieed_ed]

Bit lacking aint it

fuck no...

EDD has been 1000% better without that banal tedious extremely uninteresting relentless ginger poster yes you spade
let me let tell you what his post would say today
"went to my dads for a few beers last then off to play snooker with a bunch of other miserable fuckers while we cook up some ingenious ways to fool online poker sites DAMN i am awesome B-) "

pls dont take it personal i come on bl too feel good not goto zzzz

i hope mugz comes back i think he is a genuine bloke just going through a few problems.he chose to share them here.i think i get where hes coming from

 

[parttime crackhead]

You think Spade is boring/repetitive but Mugz is alright? I fail to see your logic there. Not really trying to defend Spade (god forbid) but I'd take him back over Mugz any day. At least Spade's boring shit is just boring shit not boring "LOOK AT ME, I AM WACKY & INTERESTING!" shit.

I hope they both come back tbh, Mugz made me laugh (albeit not for the reasons he intended) & Spade played the panto baddy well at times.

Edit - CK does the "thai hash" crumble to total powder, like basically dust? Any chance you could take a picture of it?

 

[Infinite Jest]

I suggested we go to my housemate but he pointed out that, with me being gay, his girlfriend being a preop transsexual and him dating said transsexual, that we'd probably melt as soon as we got through the door

Plenty of LGBT-friendly churches out there. Well, not plenty, but some...

 

[acieed_ed]

You think Spade is boring/repetitive but Mugz is alright? I fail to see your logic there. Not really trying to defend Spade (god forbid) but I'd take him back over Mugz any day. At least Spade's boring shit is just boring shit not boring "LOOK AT ME, I AM WACKY & INTERESTING!" shit.

I hope they both come back tbh, Mugz made me laugh (albeit not for the reasons he intended) & Spade played the panto baddy well at times.

Im not havin a go at spade cos hes scottish or ginger i have full respect for my scottish comrades felix mossy etc
He never mentions drugs in his posts...he did at the start when he was new.thought it was a drugs site :-|

And mugz i have more time for.he seems to just be a bit mixed up but is decent ar heart.
Plus his phychosis storys are fun..even if i think he makes half it up lookin for attention lol

 

[masaz]

Mm the 'thai hash' is nice, same as the thai but in a form where you can crush it in your fingers to powder and just sprinkle a bit in. 0.1g of thai had me stoned, best all you hardcore stoners out there are seething, an 8th of skunk would last me to myself around 4 weeks, instead of 4 hours as is the case with my mates who smoke. Must cost so much money man!, thai is like £30/oz aswel, v glad im a weed lightweight! And that i only like hash n thai :D

Haha i would've gone for the stephen fry one, for me its kinda like a nature show wqithout david attenborough, just not quite the same effect. Plus it has to be a book iv read 10x before, else i get too into the story if its any good and hate listening to an audio book as opposed to reading at my pace. For some reason headphones never did it for me, always had to be loudspeaker too hehe. Lazy day in i reckon, ned to buy some wrapping paper and (shit iv got 2 days lol) christmas cards! I'l ask the works q in the h thread they'l probs have more answers, can't believe its half 2 already

Never actually been to a midnight mass, is it on xmas eve or tonight? or does it vary?

Lucky lucky sod I smoke a fair bit, could easily go through an eighth in a day and sometimes do when I'm flush. Would kill for some of that Thai stuff for sure, weed where I live is hit or miss. My dealer never has shit stuff in but it's not always brilliant. Got some good stuff for my party though, was smoking a spliff in my bedroom with my ex and a friend, ex hadn't smoked pot in yeaaaars and by the time the spliff made its way round again she'd KO'd in my bed.

I'm gonna go get the Stephen Fry one now, you've convinced me. Read it a million times so no trouble getting too involved, have found that with other stuff, though weirdly the Carl Sagan ones work even though I've not read them. Bizarro. I'll use speakers if I'm the only one home but I'm so fucking sensitive to noise that when people are in the house it has to be headphones.

My lazy day is going lovely, though took me like six texts to get through to my mate that I can barely see straight and that no way I am going to his brother's to drink and smoke pot. I'm happy enough here in bed drinking the odd cuppa, like days like this.

 

[ColtDan]

i agree with crackwhore,

mugz used to really annoy me, if i could reach through my monitor and slap his gormless benzo'd face i probably would, slap him around with some of those shiney football cards

 

[breakcorefiend]

morning all.. fuck the world is all i say...

another cardinal dan sin but suits me mood
Drumcorps - Down

 

[maxalfie]

I think both Spade & Mugz have their good and bad points but then again don't we all?
Been over to Tescos it wasn't as busy as expected. Got a bargain on books there. You could get 2 paperbacks for £7 so got my flatmate the two he wanted.
Finally got my Advocaat so Xmas is complete,not the same without that stuff.

 

[StrutterGear]

Half a dissertation, a construction technology project and a construction site studies essay to knock out for the 7th of Jan.

Mission accepted.

 

[parttime crackhead]

i agree with crackwhore,

mugz used to really annoy me, if i could reach through my monitor and slap his gormless benzo'd face i probably would, slap him around with some of those shiney football cards

Haha well I was trying to be a bit diplomatic but, aye!

Lucky lucky sod I smoke a fair bit, could easily go through an eighth in a day and sometimes do when I'm flush. Would kill for some of that Thai stuff for sure, weed where I live is hit or miss. My dealer never has shit stuff in but it's not always brilliant. Got some good stuff for my party though, was smoking a spliff in my bedroom with my ex and a friend, ex hadn't smoked pot in yeaaaars and by the time the spliff made its way round again she'd KO'd in my bed.

If it's the "thai" I think it is, you really wouldn't kill for it. I might be wrong, but if it's the stuff I used to get it really is horrible weed. Fine for someone that doesn't smoke much I guess but anyone who cares about the quality of their weed really wouldn't want to be smoking that shit, particularly the "hash". Then again, there's a good chance I'm totally wrong & this stuff is nice.

 

[acieed_ed]

i agree with crackwhore,

mugz used to really annoy me, if i could reach through my monitor and slap his gormless benzo'd face i probably would, slap him around with some of those shiney football cards

Haha its the opposite with me.
Mugz constant attention seeking does grate after a while but i do think he needs to get help.but ignoring v good advice frm all and sundry winds people up more i suppose.
He justs needs to post left often mb

now spade.. Fucking gets my blood boiling at times with his weak comebacks and cynical attitude
if he was infront of me i would have jo problem giving him a clump lol skinny cunt or not

Anyway ive niticed im a cranky cunt when im coming down off e's so ill leave it at that lol

 

[maxalfie]

Spade is fucking terrible to argue with. He comes out with some shit points that he thinks are absolutely genius and dismisses anyone that doesn't agree with him as talking shite.
When he is just rabbiting on I don't mind him.

 

[Mailmonkey]

A lot, in fact by far the majority of "thai" about, specially if its cheap, is just African bushweed, sometimes with a few threads of cotton chucked in for authenticity...real sticky long colas of seedless Thai are trippy as fuck, and taste beautiful, sweet and rich, not earthy....