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Gibberings CXVI - The end is nigh - False alarm, as you were

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farmaz said:
I would prefer some beer & a singapore chow mein with the tv but my step family don't see things as simple as I do sadly
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My family are the same, just a bit too fucking formal. It's kind of obvious that they'd enjoy themselves much more if they let their hair down but they're in the habit, come to think of it my mum is Hyacinth Bucket although she'd swear she is not.


edit: off to buy Christmas crackers. Not looking forward to what the crowds will be like, it's grim grey and wet out so with a bit of luck everyone's decided to sack it off and stay at home.
 
I just drove 8 miles to my nearest Tesco through flooded roads. A lot of it down the sort of country lanes you only ever see when TV shows rally cross or whatever it's called. My car now looks like a cow pat, despite the torrential rain.

Driving through the floods is great.

Tesco was horrible.

EDIT Hello Cornish. You don't live in Helston then. Probably a good thing.
 
knockando said:
My family are the same, just a bit too fucking formal. It's kind of obvious that they'd enjoy themselves much more if they let their hair down but they're in the habit, come to think of it my mum is Hyacinth Bucket although she'd swear she is not.
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Mine are 100% the same, my mom thinks she is Hyacinth bucket too (that BBC show with the family that live in some council dumb are her in laws & have a crazy dog?)
My mom has a "telephone voice" too which is so dumb in my view, she is Black country born & raised so I don't know where this Eton educated accent comes from when she takes a call LMAO

I hate to dress in a shirt & tie let alone wearing that crap & eating a big meal, it will make you feel sick, give me a loose t-shirt & my black jogging bottoms with the elastic waistband any day.

They say I have no class, I say they are idiots with some made up class which is not even real anyway, I don't think I need to point out we don't get along or see eye to eye on alot of subjects
 
Aye, I just got back from Tesco as well. No muddy country lanes, but I had to walk in the rain. Was equally hellish and crowded, but luckily everyone was being deliberately extra-pleasant and helpful, and we got each other through it. Time to chill out and watch some fitba or something.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
I just drove 8 miles to my nearest Tesco through flooded roads. A lot of it down the sort of country lanes you only ever see when TV shows rally cross or whatever it's called. My car now looks like a cow pat, despite the torrential rain.

Driving through the floods is great.
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carefull you don't "aqua plane" (sp?)
Seen it happen before & it threw the car right across the road into a tree on the other side :(

You should see the Norwegian roads, I shit myself everytime. They are 2 way traffic but just wide enough for 1 car, you have a pure drop of several 100 feet only a few inches away from the car & if your going up the road & you meet another car someone has to reverse back down untill you find a decent place for them to pass.
I have been out in cars before in the UK racing out in the sticks etc & know how fun it is but I promise you those roads I been on over there scare the living shit out of me, the last time I actually said a prayer to "God" to keep me safe as I was that scared.
 
lots of shitty flooded roads around here, valleys, think some villages are cut off, backlanes all over the place, proper annoying with a lowered car surprised i haven't flooded the thing yet, work is 25 miles away as well surrounded by flooded roads woulda been a shitter getting there today if it was a week day
 
farmaz said:
carefull you don't "aqua plane" (sp?)
Seen it happen before & it threw the car right across the road into a tree on the other side :(

You should see the Norwegian roads, I shit myself everytime. They are 2 way traffic but just wide enough for 1 car, you have a pure drop of several 100 feet only a few inches away from the car & if your going up the road & you meet another car someone has to reverse back down untill you find a decent place for them to pass.
I have been out in cars before in the UK racing out in the sticks etc & know how fun it is but I promise you those roads I been on over there scare the living shit out of me, the last time I actually said a prayer to "God" to keep me safe as I was that scared.
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I enjoy the challenge when I'm driving (girlfriend doesn't enjoy it at all) but by far the worst place I've been is, surprisingly, Gran Canaria. The interior is beautiful and mountainous and, as you say, they have two way traffic on one way sized roads and drops to make you shit yourself. What made GC especially good was the massive amount of cars you could see at the bottom of the cliffs. I'm sure there are higher cliff roads etc but I've never seen any where the wreckage just gets left to rust. I think we counted something like at least twenty cars and lorries. And a bus.
 
That's the journey to get to the weird moonscape / crater up top innit? Extraordinary scenery but yeah, hairy roads.
 
That's Lanzarote JC. Or is it? Lanzarote is volcano, black, bleak. You mean that? Didn't see any moons on GC. But....
 
My VLC is wearing a little Santa's hat today :sus: is it just me?

edit: I see apparently it happens every Christmas, never noticed before.
 
It's just you. mine looks normal, but it's been open since last week. Last year fruity loops told me not to throw up on new years eve, harm reduction advice is what i look for in audio software.
 
Erm, not sure actually SHM, I think my then gf's dad lives there and I think we visited him and that all that happened but it was a while and a concerted attempt to block out lots of facts and feelings ago.

edit: wiki is down! we may never know.
 
Just got 2 free 5mg dexys and 2 free 10mg rit, Merry Christmas indeed! That's 2 productive days fir free
 
Getting anyone obsessed with THE TAN to ruin their MPDV by adding water and baking it is probably excellent HR really.

^ Lucky fucker!
 
jancrow said:
Erm, not sure actually SHM, I think my then gf's dad lives there and I think we visited him and that all that happened but it was a while and a concerted attempt to block out lots of facts and feelings ago.

edit: wiki is down! we may never know.
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I apologise for traumatising your Saturday afternoon JC. I know some really crap counsellors if that's any help.

We tried to find this private beach in Gran Canaria. Involved driving all those hairy roads and climbing about 30000 ft or something stupid like 30000ft (because I know that's stupid) and then dropping down again to another side of the island. Down ever winding mountain roads, death crashes round every bend etc. Through 100 degree heat. Finally we reach the bottom and were in the sort of fuck off valley where you can only live and see the sun if you're that far down towards the tropics. And the road just fucking ends. Runs out. No beach. Just a very hot deep valley and three houses as isolated as I've ever seen three houses isolated. Girlfriend being a clever bastard (as well as a prostitute) speaks German to one of the inhabitants and we discover the beach is a four mile walk through, well, basically jungle, from where we are. That's some private beach. They must fly them in by helicopter.

Sorry, that story never went anywhere did it.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
...but by far the worst place I've been is, surprisingly, Gran Canaria. The interior is beautiful and mountainous and, as you say, they have two way traffic on one way sized roads and drops to make you shit yourself.
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Tenerife used to be the same. We let a pissed Spanish waiter drive us home in a Renault 4. Not the most stable of cars on a mountain side.
 
Was interesting enough as they go. I'm fairly convinced I was on Gran Canaria at the time, draw comfort from the fact that your post is more interesting than this one. And send the counsellors forthwith, I'm trying to clean up my office / studio and I've just found out that the last remaining decent pub in London is likely to close. Oh and my mother is coming round for tea so I can't even smoke loads of dope to try and scrub away the sadness.
 
I got as far as The Farmers Market , a place that i enjoy n look forward to usually.

Even with my stick it was to much . Aggressive shopping you can see it in their eyes.
 
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