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Gibberings CXV: "I like a woman who talks like Paul Gascoigne"

you've just gotta laugh.. it's like you were saying earlier with those small children in the us getting shot, there's too much sadness.

i've just found germinating seeds inside my tomato. has anyone else ever found them in their tomato. ?

i did have a taxi driver tell me his sister in law saw the word allah in the tomato seeds once, and have seen father ted and the image of bishop casey, but that isa bit wierd isn't it? Im going to plant them and see what happens... who knows? They could be the cure for cancer
 
pinkpapaver said:
i did have a taxi driver tell me his sister in law saw the word allah in the tomato seeds once, and have seen father ted and the image of bishop casey, but that isa bit wierd isn't it? Im going to plant them and see what happens... who knows? They could be the cure for cancer
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I saw the Allah tomato in the papers. I remember that.

It was a little vague - can't remember whether the rendering was in Arabic, but I suspect the it was, as Arabic script looks a lot like the free-form squiggle that appeared in the picture.

This was before 9/11.

Nowadays the couple would have their tomato confiscated and be slung in a detention centre on suspicion of being fundamentalist bombers or something.
 
Evenin', all :)

My what a lazy day. Spent all day dozing. I blame t'other night's boozing. You know you're getting old when hangovers last two days :|

Meh. My go by some more booze in a bit.

Also, few things warm the cockles of me heart more than when a passing deity decides to manisfest in the form of cryptic messages in assorted foodstuffs.
 
Eris looks after her own, Shammy. In her warped way.

Good to see you emerging from the hangover. Not good to see time and abuse taking their toll, though inevitable. :)
 
I think it's great that Gods are tagging their names in fruit, that's what I'd do if I was omnipotent, omniscient and all that stuff.

Never personally seen Allah in a tomato or Jesus on a terrier's butt hole, but I did find an Elvis nail when renovating my house!

I swear on Allah's tomato it's true, a perfect image of The King on the head of an old galvanised nail from the 50's. Properly blew me away, I showed it to the wife to make sure I wasn't tripping. It was Elvis alright, spooky.
 
Well, there is a Church of Elvis so he counts as a deity thus qualifying for regaling folk with unconvicing parlour tricks.

I wanna see Allah (or Yahweh with his Jewish head on) write his name in a pork scratching. It would please me greatly.
 
I had a tomato pip lodge behind my tonsils and sprout once, but nobody ever believes me.
edit: it was not in the shape of anything of a spiritual nature as far as I could tell.
 
Speaking of deities, apologies for having to change the snappiest Gibberings title in aeons, but we received complaints from the Christian lobby.

Despite it clearly not being a derogatory reference to Jesus but a joke by pink about coldsores and communal vessels, I can see why some might find it inflammatory at first glance.

Anyway, the replacement is more than worthy.
 
Shambles said:
I wanna see Allah (or Yahweh with his Jewish head on) write his name in a pork scratching. It would please me greatly.
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Oh, you. :D

Arabic's far prettier than modern blocky Hebrew, so that'd be the most appealing. Not surprisingly, Arabic and Hebrew aren't that different when broken down to individual letters, and in fact share many common (or closely-related words). Just don't break out this chat at a dinner party in Tel Aviv, true as it may be. ;)

Which brings us back to this silly notion: Two originally- nomadic peoples bickering over the permanent ownership of a tiny piece of land with little significance beyond its place at the heart of Abrahamic religion. The irony bell clatters away but very few hear it.

I wanna see Kali batter everybody.

jancrow said:
I had a tomato pip lodge behind my tonsils and sprout once, but nobody ever believes me.
edit: it was not in the shape of anything of a spiritual nature as far as I could tell.
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There's a rabbinical dialogue in the Zohar which covers the topic extensively and gives sage advice to those who sprout fruit trees accidentally. .

You've obviously not been doing your reading. 8)
 
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^^ Deeply ironic and deeply depressing unfortunately, Sammy G :\

It's almost as though this multigodheaded megadeity deliberately set out to fuck with vast swathes of his lil playthings... or that said playthings have just forgotten that they made the whole thing up a while back and think it's somehow worth arguing the toss over. Neither peoples nor deities come out looking too great on all that monotheism bizniz really. Can't even decide how mono their theos actually is and the proposed theos seems suspiciously quiet on the matter... and on every other matter for that matter 8)

Also, just watched a quite entertaining short talk on Spirituality as Placebo. Only 10mins or so and really quite funny. "Be all you can be!" and "Just do it!" sound so very Deep when trasnlated into Sanskrit :D
 
jancrow said:
I had a tomato pip lodge behind my tonsils and sprout once, but nobody ever believes me.
edit: it was not in the shape of anything of a spiritual nature as far as I could tell.
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That reminds me of when I was a kid and my mum would say that potatoes would grow in your ears if you didn't wash them.
 
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