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^^ i mean its not like my spooge isnt all over that place anyways, there are spots on the wall where you can see i hit it and it ran down the wall, so on the wall at the head of the bead there a multiple little light orangish streaks that are plainly visible to the eye

i guess you could say i made my mark

not sure why the color change tho, like you could see i hit the wall on many occasions, but for whatever reason over time as it dried it turned colors, not sure if its from collecting dirt in the air or what but yea to me its like a light orangish yellow hue
 
Its probably better that you and that girl aren't together shes a slob. What with the dried babies on the wall and shit. Nasty hoe
 
so i have been trying to convince this old man that runs the office to switch to digital filing, because we easily spend $240 on paper a month.

so i finally convince him and he gave me permission to go to office depot yesterday and i got this real nice all in one printer/copier/fax/scanner for a decent price...


not only do i have to set the fucking thing up and SCAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FILES i am also getting it taken out of my check because he doesnt think it will save us that much money. he said AND I FUCKING QUOTE "the first month, if we really do save $240 on paper then i will just give the money we saved that month to you." nice of him to do that kind of shit during christmas time huh?

on a bette note, my figures for this month will leave me with a very good bonus check.



i fucking hate old people. especially old stubborn people.




also 10mg adderall.





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NBD JS
 
wiggi said:
^ Violence is one thing that I've never understood. It solves absolutely nothing and typically just makes things worse.

There's plenty of other ways to get revenge.
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imo, violence solves a lot. it should just be used as an absolute last resort.
 
If he gives you $240 every month that would add up over a years time. If not take the fucking thing back and get a refund.
 
HighonLife said:
no im not gonna do it anything anymore

thing is after she calmed down n we were shillin n just talkin, outta nowhere she was like "you know you got payback comin right?"
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DUDE.....WHAT IF SHE MAKES YOU "KOOLAID" WITH HER PERIOD BLOOD?

















































THAT WOULD BE FUCKING DELICIOUS

what if
 
Welderman said:
If he gives you $240 every month that would add up over a years time. If not take the fucking thing back and get a refund.
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no no no no no....not EVERY month, just this month.....and fuck no im not taking this beautiful piece of machinery back. im scanning all my files. this shit is fast, silent and easy.



there has also been some developments in the office that i will tell you guys about, just let me get these files scanned and come down from my huge tweek atm. give me a bit, its good news, for me....well i guess for you guys too because you should be happy for me....
 
people around the office are going to walk by my desk and be like "WOW B_______ WHERE DID ALL YOUR FILES GO" and ill just get this confrontational look on my face and be like "BAM LITTLE BITCH THEYRE IN MY 'FILES THAT WERE ON MY DESK BUT ARE NOW MAGICALLY ON MY COMPUTER FOLDER' WHATCHU KNAW BOUT IT?"

they will be amazed because these people dont understand electronics. i am willing to bet that for the better half of the afternoon half of them will be at my desk making monkey nosies and poking at my scanner with sticks with utterly confused expressions on their faces.


they will come to realize me as the great scanning king of the office, comparable to none but the almighty. they will bow before my powers of paper. they will flock to my desk from every desk in the office in utter amazement. and they will ask me to teach them these mighty powers that were bestowed upon me from the old man and office depot AND I WILL OBLIGE THEM BECAUSE I AM A HUMBLE MAN.

from now on my land will be free of useless paper...no more paper cuts, no more full trash cans, no more troubles with staples (I FUCKING HATE STAPLES). this is truly.....hold on i gotta load another files.....ok....this is truly a historic event in my land....FUCKING PAPER JAM, hold on......jesus, where was i? this shit better not just break one day or some shit. i need that $240 this month, like in the worst way. LIKE TOTES, TOTES IN THE WORST WAS POSS. i am fucking tweaking.
 
MemphisX3 said:
not only do i have to set the fucking thing up and SCAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FILES i am also getting it taken out of my check because he doesnt think it will save us that much money. he said AND I FUCKING QUOTE "the first month, if we really do save $240 on paper then i will just give the money we saved that month to you." nice of him to do that kind of shit during christmas time huh?
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ida said fuck it, savin you money isnt that important to me

MemphisX3 said:
DUDE.....WHAT IF SHE MAKES YOU "KOOLAID" WITH HER PERIOD BLOOD?
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING DELICIOUS

what if
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i could only be so lucky

MemphisX3 said:
well i guess for you guys too because you should be happy for me....
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meh

MemphisX3 said:
I FUCKING HATE STAPLES.
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thats why you went to office depot amiright?

btw, way to be enviro friendly memph, fuckin hippie
 
HighonLife said:
meh
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what!?!? meh!?!?!





wtf is that? thats all you got for me? i swear to god if you say "meh" when i break the news, i will fucking walk to TX and turn your entire face a shade of red...and blue, and black.




fuck your girls new dude, if you say "meh" to me one more again you wont need to worry about some sperm in on your shit, you will have to worry about wether you will be healthy enough to rub another one out when i get done with you







leave your "meh" shit to yourself.









*BITCHBOY*





































































































NBD JS
 
MemphisX3 said:
what!?!? meh!?!?!
wtf is that? thats all you got for me? i swear to god if you say "meh" when i break the news, i will fucking walk to TX and turn your entire face a shade of red...and blue, and black.
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when you come bring some dilaudid
MemphisX3 said:
fuck your girls new dude, if you say "meh" to me one more again you wont need to worry about some sperm in on your shit, you will have to worry about wether you will be healthy enough to rub another one out when i get done with you
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a memph blow jibber?

cant wait

MemphisX3 said:
leave your "meh" shit to yourself.

*BITCHBOY*
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u mad bro?

MemphisX3 said:
NBD JS
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sounds like a big deal

btw you are the worst to quote on these boards cuz of all the empty spaces i gotta delete


but you know i love ya, i just gotta give you a hard time cuz your the only one who will txt me just to talk shit


but anyways man, real talk here: congrats on saving trees n doin some improvements around the biz, hope all works out n you get your money back cuz ida been pissed if my boss told me to spend 240$ outta my pocket for the company, but then again maybe im not a team player

personally tho, i mean i work in a kitchen n not an office so maybe i would adapt if i had to deal with it daily but i prefer paper work to computer work n im 24 years old, i know im n the minority amongst my fellow computer genteration but thats just me

as far as im concerned computers are for netflix, BL and pron.

if i have to do anything else on a computer im like a Klansman in a cultural diversity seminar, i dunno what to do
 
HighonLife said:
when you come bring some dilaudid


a memph blow jibber?

cant wait



u mad bro?



sounds like a big deal

btw you are the worst to quote on these boards cuz of all the empty spaces i gotta delete


but you know i love ya, i just gotta give you a hard time cuz your the only one who will txt me just to talk shit


but anyways man, real talk here: congrats on saving trees n doin some improvements around the biz, hope all works out n you get your money back cuz ida been pissed if my boss told me to spend 240$ outta my pocket for the company, but then again maybe im not a team player

personally tho, i mean i work in a kitchen n not an office so maybe i would adapt if i had to deal with it daily but i prefer paper work to computer work n im 24 years old, i know im n the minority amongst my fellow computer genteration but thats just me

as far as im concerned computers are for netflix, BL and pron.

if i have to do anything else on a computer im like a Klansman in a cultural diversity seminar, i dunno what to do
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i may have told some of you but over the summer i started back at the family business...


well i had a talk with the old man the other day and he said he is going to begin to train me to take over within the next year. that means i will have part ownership, run day to day operations, obtain and manage new clients and run the office. That also means that i will have a plethora of responsibilities that i need to take care of in the next year.


I have to see about obtaining a minimum $25,000 bond which will go up when i hire more people. I have to obtain a collectors liscence ($5k) as well as a location managers liscence. I have have to study the Tennessee Fair Debt Practices act and take a test and score no lower than a 90 (pretty easy i have taken it before) i also have to write the TN Board Of Collections and seek approval (which wont be shit because i have all of the requirements which is work in a collection office for no less than 2 years, and some other small requirements). i am fucking stoked as shit. as pathetic as it sounds its really the only thing i have ever wanted to do (run a collection agency). I have been working here since i was 13 and have always had ambition to run the place. i know the business inside and out i just dont know about the back end (finance) nor am i good with finances, which is ok because thats what genius brothers are for.

the paper thing isnt about the fucking enviroment. the enviroment was the last thing on my mind, however, imo the best thing to do when coming into a situation like this is try to cut down on overhead so you have more money at the end of the month to do what needs to be done. right now our cash flow is so tight that we do not get to do essential things that need to be done around the office, so imo $240 is a great first step in accomplishing just that.


welp, that was the news guys, sorry if you simply DGAF but i am super excited and ready for it.
 
MemphisX3 said:
i may have told some of you but over the summer i started back at the family business...


well i had a talk with the old man the other day and he said he is going to begin to train me to take over within the next year. that means i will have part ownership, run day to day operations, obtain and manage new clients and run the office. That also means that i will have a plethora of responsibilities that i need to take care of in the next year.


I have to see about obtaining a minimum $25,000 bond which will go up when i hire more people. I have to obtain a collectors liscence ($5k) as well as a location managers liscence. I have have to study the Tennessee Fair Debt Practices act and take a test and score no lower than a 90 (pretty easy i have taken it before) i also have to write the TN Board Of Collections and seek approval (which wont be shit because i have all of the requirements which is work in a collection office for no less than 2 years, and some other small requirements). i am fucking stoked as shit. as pathetic as it sounds its really the only thing i have ever wanted to do (run a collection agency). I have been working here since i was 13 and have always had ambition to run the place. i know the business inside and out i just dont know about the back end (finance) nor am i good with finances, which is ok because thats what genius brothers are for.

the paper thing isnt about the fucking enviroment. the enviroment was the last thing on my mind, however, imo the best thing to do when coming into a situation like this is try to cut down on overhead so you have more money at the end of the month to do what needs to be done. right now our cash flow is so tight that we do not get to do essential things that need to be done around the office, so imo $240 is a great first step in accomplishing just that.


welp, that was the news guys, sorry if you simply DGAF but i am super excited and ready for it.
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well shit brotha why didnt ya say so

i wouldnt have meh'd that

Congrats bro

good prospects for the furture is always something to celebrate, be happy n be proud of.

now the 240$ outta pocket expense makes more sense, not to mention i forgot the fact its a family biz.

you know we GAF

but your agenda to accomplish this seems fairly intense but if it is the only thing you truly wanna do it'll be no sweat. your BL peeps got faith in you...well i know i do, i shouldnt speak for others. i assume you'll be taken more n more adderall to get all that shit accomplished

question: are you getting these prescribed? off the streets? or from a friend or family member? just curious
 
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