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Polluted_Mind

Polluted_Mind

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Anyone ever had a frozen banana shoved up their arse or used radish as a dildo?

Furthest I have been is when my girlfriend rubbed chocolate on her pussy and demanded I lick it off.

Also do oysters increase your sperm count or is this mythological? :?%)
 
A lot of food+sex is dangerous.
A frozen banana shoved up a butt sounds dangerous. And slightly scary. I'm not sure how a radish could be used as a dildo. They are very small.
I believe sugar in pussy is dangerous. It has to be a certain type of food that is safe. I think they sell it at sex stores.
 
Polluted_Mind said:
Anyone ever had a frozen banana shoved up their arse?
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Oh wow. You just took food play to a whole new level. I'd heard of people covering themselves in nutella or honey or something but not that.
I've never tried it but I don't think I'd like it. I've heard it's generally quite messy and is never as nice as planned. I'd rather taste the person as they are...and not in the cannibalistic way that sounds like. 8)
 
a cold enema is viewed as unpleasant so a frozen anything in your ass is not going to be all that nice.

i thought this thread was going to be about getting hungry during sex for some reason:\

Marianne Faithfull and that mars bar? hmmm

also sweet lube/condoms (urgh)

no amount of sugar will improve the taste of a condom
 
Polluted_Mind said:
Wouldn't it be like a clit tickler? I mean they have those little stalk things on them...
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Sure, it could be a clit tickler, but that is far from a dildo. lol

I don't like getting messy, so I don't like food on me. I've tried whipped cream (NOT on my pussy - dangerous!) but I don't enjoy it :p
 
fun facts:

cool whip doesn't melt like whipped cream.

Daikon radish can get 16" long and 2 1/2" acrossed.

I've said it before, don't put this stuff in you.
 
Nutella + nipples is nice.

I think she also spread Nutella all over my dick and sucked it all off... that's was enjoyable as well.
 
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I've never combined food and sex but a bisexual guy I used to be friends/acquaintances with told me how he and an ex-boyfriend of his once put Tiramisu filling on their penises and licked it off when they gave each other oral sex.
 
This one girl I used to fuck would always tell me that she loved to rub her pussy with cut up peaches because they supposedly feel just like a tongue.
 
I thought the mods would close this.... I was wrong.

I'm with Jimmy, I rather enjoy tasting them as they are %)
 
Pagey said:
I'd rather taste the person as they are...
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Foreigner said:
For some reason I just find the idea of mixing food and sex to be highly revolting.
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I didn't really think I'd like it either until it was done. And, I tried it for a blow job and it was cool and then the guy licked whip cream off my stomach. I really had the same thought, but then it was done to me and it was awesome. I guess the downside is stickiness afterward. lol And you can't just fall asleep or the sheets stick to you and you feel gross the next morning.
 
Lysis said:
I didn't really think I'd like it either until it was done. And, I tried it for a blow job and it was cool and then the guy licked whip cream off my stomach. I really had the same thought, but then it was done to me and it was awesome. I guess the downside is stickiness afterward. lol And you can't just fall asleep or the sheets stick to you and you feel gross the next morning.
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I'll try to keep an open mind. I tried imagining my ideal sex partner doing that to me and now I can see how it might work. lol
 
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