Gibberings CXII - did you know i sniff pants??

[badandwicked]

^ yes, they are same same but different.

proper dodgy drive home, been driving many years n that was some dodgy shit, lowered cars and flood water dont mix, surprised im not floating around up to my tits in water or aquaplaned into a hedge. but good thing was work finished early

I wouldnt even bother tomorrow Dan its just going to get worse. I had a few worrying moments but just kept the revs high and hoped.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I'm not going to knock knock.

 

[knock]

This needs quoting for hilarity.



If you were mugz knock you'd be getting lectured left right & centre.

I can see where you finally say sory but have you any idea what the rest says? :D

Not a clue but it seems to end with a threat / promise that it would be great to eat them.

 

[Arnold]

I'm saying you smell your arsehole....

 

[knock]

When I have the opportunity, it would be foolish to turn it down.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

If the new gibberings title comes from any of the above posts I'm going to kill a moderator.

 

[knock]

If the new gibberings title comes from any of the above posts I'm going to kill a moderator.

There I was, crossing my fingers.

 

[Arnold]

If the new gibberings title comes from any of the above posts I'm going to kill a moderator.

Don't feel left out I'm sure knock will let you smell his arsehole if you ask nicely

 

[jancrow]

Roger the Podger, that's what you should be called.

Frame 1, Roger receives interesting post.
Frame 2, into an oral syringe it goes.
Frame 3, Roger squatting over his mobile phone narrating the process for an ersatz YouTube video
Frame 4, oblivion
Frame 5, Roger fixes his parent's WiFi and has a roast
Frame 6, Roger winking, speech bubble: 'Great Podge, eh, readers?'

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

There I was, crossing my fingers.

McAfee calls that advanced plugging technique.

 

[knock]

Roger the Podger, that's what you should be called.

Frame 1, Roger receives interesting post.
Frame 2, into an oral syringe it goes.
Frame 3, Roger squatting over his mobile phone narrating the process for an ersatz YouTube video
Frame 4, oblivion
Frame 5, Roger fixes his parent's WiFi and has a roast
Frame 6, Roger winking, speech bubble: 'Great Podge, eh, readers?'

I've heard it all before jan. It doesn't hurt any more.


What's it with people calling you janet?

 

[jancrow]

Sorry, I was intending to be light-hearted rather than mean.

re Janet, I don't know, permutations! I find Jan pretty strange as jancrow is one word anyway but whatever floats les boats. Lesboats, like the gay bus.

 

[knock]

I always take these things in the right spirit, dontcha worry.

Also, I used to get called Roger, after Roger "Syd" Barrett.

 

[masaz]

best thing ever is coming home stoned as hell and realising you had the foresight to make your bed before you went out.

so so so good.

 

[knock]

best thing ever is coming home stoned as hell and realising you had the foresight to make your bed before you went out.

so so so good.

I do that whenever I'm too lazy to unmake it. No brownie points for you, girl my lad!

 

[Infinite Jest]

If the new gibberings title comes from any of the above posts I'm going to kill a moderator.

tbh I sorta assume that one day you're going to kill a moderator, no matter what

best thing ever is coming home stoned as hell and realising you had the foresight to make your bed before you went out.
so so so good.

Beaten imo by having an obsessively tidy girlfriend who makes the bed before you go out. Same result, less effort. You should totally look into it

 

[Infinite Jest]

Of course snolly is stoned and I'm not so she's probably winning that one tbf.

 

[knock]

Lots of 4-HO-MET up my nose. Settling in for a few hours of serial killing (on TV).

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

tbh I sorta assume that one day you're going to kill a moderator, no matter what

Mod, ex-mod, I'm nae fussy.

 

[knock]

New thread title will be about pre-made beds. Evens.

Or if it's atm23. pre-mdea beds.