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Gibberings CX - dragged from the dole queue

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doorknob said:
Alright that is pretty bad. Sorry. :D
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She's a total cunt, a few weeks back she collected all the empty cans and bottles that I leave around the kitchen and put them in my room when I was out. Came back the kitchen area/living room was clean and my room was full of garbage. Oh yeah she put all the pizza boxes on my desk as well. I'm still contemplating revenge for that.
 
I dunno. My daft mate laughing his fucking head off at me, making me charge down the stairs & crash into the front door like a fucking over-excited dug, when I know full well he was only ringing that doorbell so much because he knew no-one but me would be in & I was likely snoozing after really struggling to get to sleep almost every night for the past few weeks (he basically woke me up out of sheer badness lol)... compared to a french chick swearing in french at the dishes? I know which one I'd choose.

Mental Kenny said:
She's a total cunt, a few weeks back she collected all the empty cans and bottles that I leave around the kitchen and put them in my room when I was out. Came back the kitchen area/living room was clean and my room was full of garbage. Oh yeah she put all the pizza boxes on my desk as well. I'm still contemplating revenge for that.
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Wear her pants like a balaclava, rip the head off it all over her room. Film it. Send her the video when you move out.

Other than the film it & send it to her part I'd be doing that anyway when she wasn't in lol.
 
Mental Kenny said:
She's a total cunt, a few weeks back she collected all the empty cans and bottles that I leave around the kitchen and put them in my room when I was out. Came back the kitchen area/living room was clean and my room was full of garbage. Oh yeah she put all the pizza boxes on my desk as well. I'm still contemplating revenge for that.
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Hahah, if it was your mess that's pretty funny tbh

if not, then you have some serious plotting to be done.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Wear her pants like a balaclava, rip the head off it all over her room. Film it. Send her the video when you move out.

Other than the film it & send it to her part I'd be doing that anyway when she wasn't in lol.
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The two frenchies are moving out in two weeks, going back home, they wake me up at least 3 or 4 times a week, on one of those mornings I had a semi-awake dream of planting some speed or weed in their bags as they're flying through Dubai and maybe making a call to tip off customs there. I got a boner while thinking that. I'm obviously joking, although some sort of laxative in their tea before their flight is probably legitimate reprisal
 
Now there's a crazy noise coming from outside. Like the sound of a remote control car charging about. Driving me mad. Fuck it. I'm not even going to try to go back to sleep. 4 blues wasted last night :|


Kenny - Never mind spiking them. Pants on face & wank. Then you get some fun out of it as well. Bust a nut in her wardrobe if you really hate her.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Now there's a crazy noise coming from outside. Like the sound of a remote control car charging about. Driving me mad. Fuck it. I'm not even going to try to go back to sleep. 4 blues wasted last night :|


Kenny - Never mind spiking them. Pants on face & wank. Then you get some fun out of it as well. Bust a nut in her wardrobe if you really hate her.
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Nah I'm not doing anything sexual, I already piss on their razors every morning in the shower, they have those lady razors that they leave in there.

By the way I wasn't actually going to do the laxative thing, I was just rewatching Dumb and Dumber the other night.
 
NO!!!! They'll smell like garlic, and be prudish. And dunno why they have them razors cos I guarantee they dont use em.



Am I stereotyping??
 
parttime crackhead said:
Hahahahha!

Are they hot? Whenever someone mentions a french bird I just assume that they're smoking hot lol.
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One is passable I'd say decent body okaish face nice ass though, I wouldn't say she's hot though not compared to some of the aussie birds you see out here, the other one's a minger. Anyway it's the ugly one who's causing me the most problems. Another thing is that given that I'm unemployed and basically do fuck all during the day, they expect me to clean after their shit, like if they cook in the morning, they nag me for not doing the dishes they used. Can't wait till they're out, even though the replacement is probably going to be worst.

The good thing is that they hate the aussie bloke as well and he hates them even more than I do, he calls them cunts at their face, they told him he smells and should clean his room(they do have point on that, when the geezer opens his room if you're within five metres you get a gag reflex, he is filthy).
 
Marmalade said:
if they're liberty caps they'll be fine however long they've been there.

Cubensis deteriorate more quickly iirc.

Take em by yourself in your room, you'll be fine. with any luck your room will get turned into a mix of SuperMario and Barbies love palace ... bejewelled and sparkling (my last 2g trip consisted of this, it was ace) ...
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Haha, mine too. Was at Christmas and everything was all sparkley and pastel colours and shit. Went to hug my Mum and there were rainbows round her ha.

In other news, I am hungover. Spliff and back to bed, nowt to do today.
 
I wasoff my head yesterday cor blimey .

Know i have to go to Bristol for a haircut .

Why so far you ask ?

Cos i bought it on Groupon when i was high a fukin Groupon Haircut :?

Have fun today folks i'll try .
 
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Ahhh. Breakfast MXE. I wonder if I'll get any work done today.
 
brimz said:
I wasoff my head yesterday cor blimey .

Know i have to go to Bristol for a haircut .

Why so far you ask ?

Cos i bought it on Groupon when i was high a fukin Groupon Haircut :?

Have fun today folks i'll try .
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You can buy haircuts online now?
 
Hey peeps. Wasson?

Managed to get home safe and tranquilized late last night.

Had a revelation after k holing and after a chat with my 'ovva bruvva' in oz today, I have decided to jump ship and run away from all the heroin, cocaine and debts of this increasingly cold shithole and string it out in oz.

A fresh start. A new scene. Adventure, tis what a pirate needs.
 
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