My dad was a cop his pin was his badge number,
My sister saw me when I was like 16 going to the ATM and told on me...
Actually her boyrfriend who was also my friend told her and she narced on me.
One time my dad got all drunk and left a wad of money on the table, I took a hundred out of it and crumpled it up like the dog got ahold of it.
It wasn't out of the realm of possibility my dogs a lil pomeranian that chews shit up so i got away with that one actually. That dogs still alive, he's like 18 years old now.
Lol Opium my boy who sold acid one time wouldn't go out to his truck to get it in school so I broke his window out and relieved him of a couple sheets. Dude saw me break his window out in the school parking lot, he's like fuck that I didn't see shit lol.