Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
Household is too geeky. Woke up to someone shouting 'Halo sucks and Master Chief is a cunt!' and then some inhuman yell from upstairs. Oh dear.
I want stew.
I've only played the first couple of levels of the first Halo game, but my overriding impression was also that Master Chief was quite an extraordinary bellend.
Special deliveries are not guaranteed till 1pm crackheed. Leave the postie alone

The cunt's late.
and I got a better onion, the one I had was manky. Will be started very soon, gonna get a bacon sarnie on the go first though. 