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Depends where you get it from, my preferred local charcoal grills most of their meat bar the doner which is still nice.
Had a lamb kidney one cigar or something like that and it was lovely.
 
I'm stone cold sober. Was just one of those cravings I get some times, will probably be the last time I eat one for a long time. Until recently I hadn't eaten one for years.

In theory a kebab is good. Meat, salad, pitta, chilli sauce it's just when you order one from a kebab shop especially a cheap donner that it's shit. Home made ones are fine.
 
TheSpade said:
I'm stone cold sober. Was just one of those cravings I get some times, will probably be the last time I eat one for a long time. Until recently I hadn't eaten one for years.

In theory a kebab is good. Meat, salad, pitta, chilli sauce it's just when you order one from a kebab shop especially a cheap donner that it's shit. Home made ones are fine.
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Only kebabs I really ever eat, even when pissed are chicken kebabs, nice big chunks of chicken, salad pitta, Cant bring myself to put them stringy bits of brown shit donnar meat in my mouth, it looks like a piece of stoners lung.
 
Yeah it's bad shit really. Basically the crappy, left over, meat at the slaughter house scraped off the bone then compacted together into the shape of an elephants leg so I'm led to believe.
 
Depends I've had sober kebabs in Lebanon(well stoned but not drunk) and those were gorgeous, proper meat, proper salad and freshly made bread. I've actually had good kebabs in London, there's a Lebanese or Syrian place on Edgware road that's pretty good, although more pricey than your usual salmonella slinger.
 
how dare you tarnish the good name of kebabs in this thread, they are one of my favourite foods. make sure you go to a proper charcoal grill and they are some of the best take away food you can get imo.

FEBO is pretty terrible although strangely the kroketts are well nice, fuck knows what is in them though.
 
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These ready meals I got in co-op were awful.
 
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These ready meals I got in co-op were awful.
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My kids love eating these.Once they have eaten them, I lock them back in the cellar and they are quiet nearly immediately.So I guess they must be sleeping off their satisfied bellies.
 
^I tried catfood when I used to have a cat, I can honestly say that the salmon flavoured one tasted nicer than the cheap salmon pate(for humans) you find in supermarkets. The tuna one on toast was nice as well, creamy and tasted right, if you forgot it was cat food it was a decent snack. Only tried them a couple of times btw.
 
Faggots (not aimed at you shg) well sort of! I hate olives with a passion, ooh and anchovies!
 
Acidtek said:
Faggots (not aimed at you shg) well sort of! I hate olives with a passion, ooh and anchovies!
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Are you serious? Together with capers, tomatoes and basil those are my favourite flavours. I'm Mediterranean though so it makes sense I guess. Anchovies are so good.

On of my fav pasta sauces:

Heat some oilve oil in a pan, add chopped onions or shallots and one garlic piece. Add chopped anchovies(I used the ones marinated in chili oil, but the salted ones can work too, rinse the latter in water first). Then add chopped cherry tomatoes, capers and oregano. Easy, healty and good. You could also add tuna to make it more rich.
 
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for all the kebab lovers out there, especially those who may have visited the blackpool area recently
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Thats terrible, When I saw the link yesterday I was shocked. Laughing about turning a 14 year old girl into "kebab" then serving her to people is fucking terrible. Makes me think of that guy I told you about General Butt naked (Joshua Milton Blahyi)

"In January 2008 Blahyi confessed to taking part in human sacrifices which "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat."
 
Mental Kenny said:
^I tried catfood when I used to have a cat, I can honestly say that the salmon flavoured one tasted nicer than the cheap salmon pate(for humans) you find in supermarkets. The tuna one on toast was nice as well, creamy and tasted right, if you forgot it was cat food it was a decent snack. Only tried them a couple of times btw.
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You serious?........The more I read of your posts Mental Kenny the more I like you.
 
^ I'm friends with Joshua Milton Blahyi on facebook, I swear down you can add him, he's totally cool, we had a lot of conversations on the FB chat, he's doing lots of charity work and is helping former child soldiers, doing rehabilitation programs. I can't add more due to my field of work, well former field of work, as it's sort of similar to what he's doing.

https://www.facebook.com/joshua.m.blahyi?ref=ts&fref=ts

He's a cool lad, by the way you obviously watched Vice's Guide to Liberia right? Best documentary ever

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-full-length

Edit: By the way about the cat food, yes I tried it spread on toast, seriously it's better than a lot of the spreads you can buy at the supermarket.

Also proof that I'm indeed friend with General Butt Naked! LOL:o

 
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Mental Kenny said:
^ I'm friends with Joshua Milton Blahyi on facebook, I swear down you can add him, he's totally cool, we had a lot of conversations on the FB chat, he's doing lots of charity work and is helping former child soldiers, doing rehabilitation programs. I can't add more due to my field of work, well former field of work, as it's sort of similar to what he's doing.

https://www.facebook.com/joshua.m.blahyi?ref=ts&fref=ts

He's a cool lad, by the way you obviously watched Vice's Guide to Liberia right? Best documentary ever

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-full-length

By the way about the cat food, yes I tried it spread on toast, seriously it's better than a lot of the spreads you can buy at the supermarket.
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My 2nd half is freinds with him on f.b. too, what a small world it is!!!
Yes it was from Vice magazine that I first heard about him, I got a link saying I had to watch this about Liberia & when I saw what was going on out there I was shocked to say the least. That country is fucked up imo.

I was never fully sure it was the REAL General Butt Naked tbh but I guess it must be as thats the 2nd person thats said about him being on there, tbh I think I will ask to be his freind on there. My favourite thing about him was when he got that guy caught for selling human meat from the market, he goes up to the cops & tells them some guy was selling human & they ask how he knows that & he tells them who he is & he has eaten alot of people lmao.

What's cat food like in terms of texture?
Does it have weird bit's in like fish eyes or terrible low cuts of meat in?
 
^ That part when he tells about earing human flesh in Nigeria is incredible, absolutely surreal.

Honestly the worst thing with cat food is the label and the fact it makes you feel bad about eating it. As I said it's not like I lived on the stuff, but let's say I've always been culinary curious and some of the stuff I tried really wasn't worst than a lot of those spreads you can buy. The salmon one I remember tasted good, as in actually a pleasant taste, there were pieces of stuff in it, maybe a bit of skin or bone, but you find them in normal salmon spreads marketed for humans too. I've found bones and other shit in tesco tuna spreads.

Also about General Butt Naked, it's definately him on facebook as he posts a lot of photos of himself in Churches.
 
^ lol just the thought of eating pet food makes me want to up chuck.

I think pet foods made from parts of the animal not designated for human consumption (has parasites and stuff) and the production process differs from that for human food.
 
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