• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Shambles

Worst European food

Why waste good temazepam on the slimy little bastards?

Actually the buffet at a party I was at earlier was pretty dire. It was as though aliens had made replicas of party food and got it all slightly wrong. It all looked like something it wasn't. eg I picked up a chicken wing which turned out to be a sausage roll. Thinking about it that's my only example so I'll shut up. Shit party anyway.
 
That made me laugh, how the fuck does a sausage roll look like a chicken wing?
 
Chicken leg I meant actually, it was all glazed and wrinkly looking. I loaded up on grim buffet food which kids had probably had their mitts all over little realising that a huge delivery of Thai food was coming, but when THAT arrived different dishes went to different tables and everyone got really territorial about them. I pretty much had to mug an old woman to get any noodles. And they were rank too, and now I'm hungry again.
 
I've had Polish and Ukrainian food in NY and absolutely loved it, they had those huge fried meat dumplings that were great, I think the fact we washed it down with generous pitchers of Polish beer also helped. I've had a soup with bacon and other stuff and it was great too. It was in a sort of upmarket type of place though, defo pricey.

I really can't think of anything disgusting to be honest, I've eaten horse burgers, sausages and steak since I was very young, also had octopus in salads and stews, cuttle fish, calamari, fried cow brain, raw mince beef and all the other stuff we normally eat south of the Alps.
 
knockando said:
Farmaz, you can't spell European, btw
Click to expand...


Spelling%20Nazi.png
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

In 1981 a German landlord evicted a tenant without notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in the apartment building's staircase. When the landlord was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate
Click to expand...
 
....slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.... that's what Spade is made of.

Actually I forgot about Ukraine, food there wasn't appalling but I was in a posh hotel and it was just dumplings, dumplings, dumplings in various sauces and lots of vodka.
 
All euro food is rank. about the only thing they got right is belgian fries
And even then they do it better in America in the bay area wiith Garlic Fries

b33df2ffc2afa9d4_m.jpg
 
CIMG0487.jpg

I had some of this the other week, only just found out that it was vegetarian no wonder it tasted rank and looked like some dog shit picked up from the road kneaded in to a big ball then served in a durum.

They're nearly part of the EU...
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top