China Rider
Bluelighter
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if anyone can make that happen it's me
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I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
- Thread starter Jabberwocky
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donkeyPUNCH
Bluelight Crew
I would like 4 weeks paid vacation every year.
that would be so hot.
that would be so hot.
Owl Eyed
Bluelighter
This mission, should you choose to accept it, will render you homosex.
Owl Eyed
Bluelighter
I want you to repeatedly punch the back of my head while we are engaged in coitus. I want you to punch me so hard that I have a seizure. The spasms in my sphincter will bring you to orgasm.
donkeyPUNCH
Bluelight Crew
I'm in for that.
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lonewolf13
Bluelighter
i bet wAAo's story got you completely wet and lust crazed :D
i bet you're spincter is just spasming and twitching in anticipation.
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amanda_eats_pandas
Bluelighter
Butt plug, not my finger.
lonewolf13
Bluelighter
pretty sure he meant panderbear 
amanda_eats_pandas
Bluelighter
Pandabear got's a weewee. He's a he.
lonewolf13
Bluelighter
lolz, i really don't think roger cares.
amanda_eats_pandas
Bluelighter
Roger doesn't know...
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
at first i read that as 'lust-crusted'.
Blue_Phlame
Bluelight Crew
Weird, I did too. ^
Roger&Me
Bluelighter
you're my kinda woman
pharmakos
Bluelighter
lmfao what a ridiculous phrase
"she woke up in a haze, her panties still lust-crusted from the sexcapades of the night before."
lmao
Lucy Noeno
Bluelighter
China Rider
Bluelighter
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i just want someone that commits to only having sex with me
for the remainder of my life
and is hotter than a 6/10 rating
for the remainder of my life
and is hotter than a 6/10 rating
rangrz
Bluelighter
sex in a space with additional complex spatial dimensions, like a version of string theory but non compactified. imagine the positions that would be possible!
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
^i like the cut of your jib.