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Gibberings CX: I feel all proud

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The name of a one-night-stand from almost five years to the day leaps out at me from my inbox.

I remember the absence of condoms that evening and I remember caution being (stupidly) thrown to the wind.

I know it's not her drunkenly tapping me for a shag because she's all 'successful' now and no longer sleeps with arguably-charming dossers.

I know it's not her asking me out for a pint - we've kind of drifted apart.

I know there was no pregancy because we've seen each other since.

Knowing people who've received similar unexpected communication from long-lost / forgotten / regretted sexual partners telling them to get themselves tested asap, a sense of dread fills me suddenly. I go to make a cup of tea, contemplate life with HIV and take a couple of sips before clicking on the email which is the source of my dread.

email said:
The Best Russian women are waiting for you here! (plus link)
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I breathe a sigh of relief and then laugh. Lots.
 
Phew, best possible outcome. I got a similar email recently except that it was actually to wish me well and apologise for breaking up with me, which is weird because I 'broke up' with her because she was a lunatic.

Bet your heart's going a bit more briskly than it normally would at this time of morning, though?
 
pinkpapaver said:
so was it sent by said one night stand or some viral thing? (pun half intended) or is it just a joke?
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I knew somebody would beat me to the virus pun, tasteless as it may be. :D

It was a viral thing, yeah. We haven't seen each other in nearly three years now.

jancrow said:
Bet your heart's going a bit more briskly than it normally would at this time of morning, though?
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Oh yeah, it was worth at least two cups of coffee in that respect!
 
knockando said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYOXyy1ToI

I've flushed my Methoxetamine and 3-MeO-PCP.

These drugs can make you delusional. They made me delusional. I can't save the world, and they made me think I could. I can do my bit, I want to do my bit, but it's just a bit, not the whole thing! I'm not responsible for all of you! I love you, and I will help you as and when I can, but that's all! <3

By using these drugs I took the weight of the world on my shoulders, and although it was good fun, and I relished the opportunity to be a superhero, I'm just a man, and I can't carry the world! I want the weight off now! Bye Bye you Weird and Wonderful Drugs.
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Son... ah used tae be an athlete.

Mugz said:
thi'nk pollk
ict myroom
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Someone never made it to work.

swedger77 said:
ahn yeah poppo = police in Mugobian.

Sounds like he was having a freakout. Hope your awright MUGZ
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I'm really hoping it's Mugobian for poo-poo & he's shat in the wardrobe while looking for pizza.

SamhainGrim said:
*Sam's thing about getting a viral email from a one night stand years ago*
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My maw just phoned me, apparently I'm the boss on the our really old AOL email accounts (even though I was about 12 when that connection was set up) so she needed me to login to the main account (my old email address) to sort hers out as her account had been hacked & appears to be sending out spam.

See if I find out you've pumped my maw you're a fucking dead man. Manchester is only a short train journey away.
 
doorknob said:
TBH, it's never really done a lot for me. I've tried it in the oxynorm caps and oxycontin tablets, from numerous sources. This was an OC80 and came blistered, weighed up right, I've no reason to think it could be a fake. Just feel a bit sluggish, I've never ever had 'euphoria' from opiates. If i'm honest, I just have a bit of a drug problem where I'm not really addicted to anything specifically, just drugs in general ha.

Yeah snorted it in 10mg lines over the course of a few hours. I don't really get it to be honest. Maybe you have to snort a larger amount instead of slowly building up? I dunno, just a bit cautious around stuff like this. Doubt I'll buy anymore ever really.

Highest I ever got from opiates was in hospital on IV morphine.
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Same boat really. I'm not addicted to any drug in particular but they do play on my mind a fair bit. Also with the 'euphoria' from opiates, did get some from oxynorms but had to eat a few and sniff a few ended up doing 10 x 10mg caps my very first time. Probably overdid it, was fun at the time but they're really not that great.

IV morphine in hospital did feel good but probably because I was in pain aswell.

Mugz
thi'nk pollk
ict myroom
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There's no other way to say this Mugz, GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF! Why did you have to order phenaz? "Cos it was cheap".. look at the state of you now. Be careful taking RC opiates and one of the longest lasting benzo's there is but in all honesty you should know better.
 
Just considering when Sam might have pumped your ma :D

Horrible thought all round me thinks...no offence to your mum BTW
 
He could have pumped her last week. Fucking better no have right enough. My maws only about 50, if that.

She's prolly younger than you auld yin.

Edit - Just worked it out, she'll be about 48 I think. Not that it matters. All that matters is that Sam better no have pumped my maw or he's getting the snooker ball, in the sock, off the head.
 
No you're right, no chance of a Jeremy Kyle paternity test resulting in you having to start calling Sam Daddy8o

Your mother has a few years on me ....but not many
 
Fuckin alarm was set for 9am but did I get out of bed, did I fuck! Raining outside, time to go in town and squander my money!
 
I've just bought some handcuffs for my mates Blues Brothers halloween costume. Normally you'd buy the cheap ones with the safety catch, so you can release them without the keys. Fuck that shit lol. I've spent a couple extra quid & got proper ones, that don't have the safety catch. He'll be the one wearing them, not me. I'm going to "lose" the key & see how fucking mad he goes haha.
 
Finding a £2 coin and gettin a bottle of Frosty Jack....

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win monsta!

I'm gonna have to go and put cider on me credit card today, no booze in da house.

Mugz...

has anyone who has his number tried calling him?
 
It's definitely a win! But for my Ethanol addiction :|
Booooo yuh cunt, stop hurting me!
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... Is what my Pancreas is likely saying at present.

I'll try get in touch with Mugz on MSN
 
pinkpapaver said:
the delicious smell of those fermenting apples
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And broken dreams =D

Just said hiyer to Mugz, he's alright but had a rather intense reaction to a small amount of Meph. He'll come say ello soon :)

I'm gunna get me my daily dose of terrible soap telly ;)

Mata ne! <3
 
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