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F*cking funky friday

rockstar 69 said:
Maybe if they were sensible they wouldn't deliver to some super shadey estate. How much do they charge? There's one dude does it up here, it's £20 a bottle of Buckfast though lol, it's not all that reliable he'll answer either.

Did you end up going to that birthday party last night? ;)
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Can't remember, it's been a while since I phoned them. Think it was £15 for a bottle of Buckfast (considering it's £8 odds in the shop now & that's the thing cunts will be most choking for then fair enough), cases of beer weren't too badly priced if I remember right. It was about a score for a bottle of vodka & a bottle of coke.

Aye I went, didn't actually go to the "party" bit though. The mad cow had fucking wristbands. Fucking wristbands that you needed to get into where the party was, in a different room of the local shitey pub that everycunt drinks in every weekend anyway. My mate had a pile in his pocket & was going to give me one, I told him not to bother. He said there was about 10 cunts in there anyway, everyone else was in the main bit of the pub or the smoking area & the tunes were even more rotten than the cheese they were playing in the normal bit of the pub.

Just remembered, I went into a mad drunken rant when I was told about this wristband thing. Like a big 10 minute long, loud as fuck "What's this pish all about?" rant. Probably overheard by lots of this girls pals that don't know me at all haha. Fuck her & fuck them. Dafties. It was nice to see my mate (her b/f) who was just home from Australia though. I think I probably told him that his bird's party was a pile of shite as well haha, but he knows me so would take it well.
 
Why is buckfast so expensive?

Why don't cunts just neck a handful of proplus and swill them down with a £3 bottle of red.Same effect. :?

I really, really don't get it. You can get a bottle of supermarket spirits for a tenner... :?

The mad cow had fucking wristbands. Fucking wristbands that you needed to get into where the party was, in a different room of the local shitey pub
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Hahaha...had she cordoned off a VIP area too?
 
Mailmonkey said:
Why is buckfast so expensive?

Why don't cunts just neck a handful of proplus and swill them down with a £3 bottle of red.Same effect. :?

I really, really don't get it. You can get a bottle of supermarket spirits for a tenner... :?

Hahaha...had she cordoned off a VIP area too?
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You have no panache Mr Monkey...That is the Wedgie Style
 
I have panache, I'm drinking a bottle of tofee apple flavoured cider.

(next time I'm sucking a Werthers Original while chugging a bottle of Frosty Jack though)
 
That's just sticky tacky.

...heading into shut down been on a 24h sesh...slooooo
 
Mailmonkey said:
Why is buckfast so expensive?

Why don't cunts just neck a handful of proplus and swill them down with a £3 bottle of red.Same effect. :?

I really, really don't get it. You can get a bottle of supermarket spirits for a tenner... :?



Hahaha...had she cordoned off a VIP area too?
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Aye, it's getting silly. £7.50 I paid for a bottle last night & that was the cheapest I've seen it in a while, paid closer to £9 the other week. They're either trying to price the jakeys out of the market (because Buckfast is the route of all evil in Glasgow :\ it's not that it just happens to be that all the bad cunts drink it, fucking morons that think shit like that :|) or just robbing folk coz they'll buy it anyway

Could definitely get a better cargo but a bottle of wine just goes down a treat. It fits in your inside pocket perfectly, it's so easy to drink fast, it gives you some charge (it's more of a dunt than a drunkness tbh) & it's just so ingrained into my society that they could probably double the price & cunts would still buy it. See for a 10am Sunday cargo, when you're starting to fade a bit, a bottle of wine is the ultimate, first two scoops give you the boke then it goes down a treat & straightens you right out.


She probably fucking did, stupid clown. My mate's had their leaving do in there. They had another 2 mates with a massive sound system belting out old school trance, cunts were eckied out their nuts & going fucking mad, dancing on tables & throwing people up in the air etc. I bet this was a far more civilized affair. Tbh though, I had a good night coz I stayed away from that pish attempt at posh-shit. Ended up in some wee bam's (who I barely knew) flat till 7am, being the peacemaker lol, had one cunt pinned against a wall so he wouldn't batter his wee brother over something stupid lol.
 
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Friday I did this:
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Saturday, I'm waiting for my mate to ditch his girlfriend pram shopping.. 8) so we can get shitfaced to celebrate/commiserate our old mate getting sent to jail..!

Sunday - Hangover from hell. Bucket next to the bed already sorted.
 
I did that 2 years ago ^^. I lost my favourite hat on that ride.

I went in October when it was mega quiet and pretty much walked onto all the rides without queuing.

I used to love theme parks like Alton Towers, but it was my first trip in a while and I seemed to of gained a sense of mortality since my previous visit.
I went around clutching my stomach looking distinctly grey and feeling absolutely pukey all the time I was there.

I went on everything though, and Oblivion twice infact, 1st and last ride I went on.

It's mortifying. Nerdboy here spent the whole day taking the piss and laughing in my face as he dragged me on everything.

When you're at the top of that ride, in the bit that's in the picture, you're held there in suspended animation, forced to look and observe the gap between you and the floor while you're at the mercy of your fucking harness bars and directly parallel to the floor, just hanging there falling forward. In the ground is a smallish gap in the concrete leading to an abyss 20 metres down which you know you're just gonna get dropped into insanely fucking fast, leaving the insides of your belly behind in the sky

It's a truly fucking scary ride
 
I went yesterday. Longest queue was 10 minutes. The only ride I didn't go on was Rita (which is shit anyhow) as that was out the fucking door and round the block!

The amount of jailbait walking around in next to nothing even though it's -15oC was wild!
 
cant believe how long that effin marking took 5 hours. i wanted to do my laundry and clean the kitchen but alas i have to leave for work in little less than an hour. BOLLOX. Im also working 1st thing in the morning. FUCK FUCK FUCK AND FUCK AGAIN.
 
Marmalade said:
I did that 2 years ago ^^. I lost my favourite hat on that ride.

I went in October when it was mega quiet and pretty much walked onto all the rides without queuing.

I used to love theme parks like Alton Towers, but it was my first trip in a while and I seemed to of gained a sense of mortality since my previous visit.
I went around clutching my stomach looking distinctly grey and feeling absolutely pukey all the time I was there.

I went on everything though, and Oblivion twice infact, 1st and last ride I went on.

It's mortifying. Nerdboy here spent the whole day taking the piss and laughing in my face as he dragged me on everything.

When you're at the top of that ride, in the bit that's in the picture, you're held there in suspended animation, forced to look and observe the gap between you and the floor while you're at the mercy of your fucking harness bars and directly parallel to the floor, just hanging there falling forward. In the ground is a smallish gap in the concrete leading to an abyss 20 metres down which you know you're just gonna get dropped into insanely fucking fast, leaving the insides of your belly behind in the sky

It's a truly fucking scary ride
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Oblivion is brilliant but people seemed to get really annoyed at the massive amount of swearing coming from me when I was on it. :? It can't be helped.

That was even worse in Florida at Disneyland etc, actually had a grown man wanting to fight us (we were all 15/16) after some ride. He quickly got telt to "Bolt ya fuckin dafty!" (we were also pretty drunk) & probably wandered off wondering what mad aggressive foreign language we were speaking.
 
Me and rollercoasters etc do not mix, I get motion sickness far too easy. Where's the vomit smiley when you need it.
 
ahh Oblivion... remember going on that when i was a kid, lots of fun. loved it. and the nemesis i think it was, n a few others

i wanna go sky diving sometime. would love to fly one of those wing suit things, that must be amazing
 
^^ DO NOT WANT ... when did BL turn into 4chan?

It's sunday morning, where are your tales of last nights de'bauchery or links to outrageous news stories from today kk?
 
another amazing night, got some decent meph or whatever it is, woke up and hoofing more lines. feels clean, my heart rate doesnt feel like its gone up much all night n got me pretty mashed. looked a mess earlier. might finish it off. will most likely regret it but nevermind
 
Marmalade said:
^^ DO NOT WANT ... when did BL turn into 4chan?

It's sunday morning, where are your tales of last nights de'bauchery or links to outrageous news stories from today kk?
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Agree Marmz, its been reported and we may another alt amongst us.

I'm ready and waiting with the ban you prick. Fuck right off.

Not you Marmz btw
 
kate said:
Agree Marmz, its been reported and we may another alt amongst us.

I'm ready and waiting with the ban you prick. Fuck right off.

Not you Marmz btw
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not MSbee surely? I actually thought he'd deliberately got his ban extended cause he wanted rid of this place, given he now knows the system.

kandykush101 said:
Ooooo! Time of the month?
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gawd, it's not like I don't give everyone a countdown to that day. you shld already know what time of the month I'm at if you're paying attention. It's not mooning time anyway.

what did you do last night kush? ...

what did you do this morning? ... give me tales of today's morning glory if you've got some
 
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