parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/dundee-locals-puzzled-after-car-1357141
What's TheSpade's mum been up to now.
They're puzzled about this? Kind of obvious init? Absolute belter though, need to remember that one.
I found one of my mates taking great delight in running round & round another mates car with a roll of sellotape one time. He was at it for ages, the fucking thing was covered in sellotape then the (apparent) owner of the car comes out & wants to join in. Turns out his car was parked round the corner. LEG IT!!!!!!

(and that was part of me piecing my life back together).