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/ boyfriend wants to put Alka Seltzer on my pussy! HE says it will make me super wet.

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Okay update on the Alka Seltzer on my hooha....

I expected more out of it, It was fun definitely something I don't think I ever would of thought of doing...
I did take a while to fizzle down, my bf put it in my pussy, then got some water in his mouth and leaked it slowly out of his mouth onto my pussy..
And it kept wanting to slip in so after a few minutes he just took it out and ate me out real good, i had an AMAZING orgasm right after!!!! :p
 
done juan said:
holy fuck what a good idea
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Yea totally, that's what I thought too... however if you do, do it, it is recommended that you use Alka Seltzer with no aspirin I however couldn't find any , and when your horny ANYTHING will do... haha so hopefully it won't come back to bite me in my hooha!!! LOL
 
T. Calderone said:
Yeah, this is a dumb idea. Don't you have any tex toys?
When I read this, I thought surely this is a joke
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Hey you can't say its dumb until you've tried it .... ;) I did my research

Yes I have a vibrating dildo and some other vibrating thing a majigger....
 
Mariposa said:
Thinking this is a troll - but if not - why not just use an ice cube for increased interesting sensation that won't damage delicate mucous membranes?
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stratified squamous epithelium makes up the lining of vagina. It also makes up the lining of the mouth. If the alka won't harm your mouth it seems unlikely it would harm histologically the same tissue in the vagina. Said type of tissue is one of the most resistant in the body. If it happened to contact the basement membrane(which is the actual mucus membrane...a tissue not far different from the surface of your eye), then sure, it would be harmful, but the mouth and vagina have this covering the basement membrane as they are subjected to significant abrasion and irritation in the normal course of being alive.
 
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Ok shygirl, did you just do oral? Inquiring minds want to know what the results were for him.
 
this might be the most bizarre thing I've seen on BL... and I've seen some bizarre stuff.
 
I wasn't kidding about the ginger root... It's called figging and is a recognized BDSM practice.

I'm gonna do it to some lucky girl someday...
 
alexvolume2 said:
This post is fucking hilarious. I want to ask a girl this and take a picture of the look on her face.
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I'm glad that you think my bizarre sex antics are hilarious...... Even more reason for me to keep finding odd and bizarre sexual activites to perform..... ;)
 
MoosejawSanders said:
I wasn't kidding about the ginger root... It's called figging and is a recognized BDSM practice.

I'm gonna do it to some lucky girl someday...
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HAHAHA!!! SERIOUSLY???!!!??? I thought u were joking..... well more power to ya when you find the lucky girl that will let u stick that thing up her vag...... ;) I definitely want to know how that turns out..... keep me posted , will ya? ;)
 
WyldOrchid5150 said:
I giggled like hell for 5 minutes.
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hahahahaha


T. Calderone said:
Ok shygirl, did you just do oral? Inquiring minds want to know what the results were for him.
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Sorry for the delayed response, yes he just performed oral on me. We broke the alka seltzer into 4 small pieces for fear of it sliding it ..... so he said that it was hard to control with his tongue because it kept moving, but he said it felt a little tingly when the alka seltzer started breaking down... but thats it just a little tingle...... I think this calls for Alka Seltzer Operation Round 2!!!!
 
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