The Music Social Gig v. I'll Trade You My Shirt For A Grilled Cheese

I drive a 2002 Ford Taurus. It's got a tape deck, and is missing a side-view mirror.

Before you ask: yes, I'm practically swimming in pussy.


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That's not me in the picture, but that dude clearly gets it. Bitches love the Taurus.
 
Remember my Conor Oberst story? My car was within mere yards of his presence - he might have even touched it, I dunno.
 
Awesome sauce
I want to ride it around

lol, that's what he said...


The Lincoln was originally part of an NYC limo service. I can only imagine it lived for as long as it did because it probably got some tlc damn near daily.
When I got it, it was around 275k maybe. It was so cheap and in such good shape I couldn't resist.


Remember my Conor Oberst story? My car was within mere yards of his presence - he might have even touched it, I dunno.

He may have even peed up against it! I would never get it washed!
 
Ooooh I was not with him during the lincoln days. That would have been a dream. This is how I picture it to have gone down:

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LOL.. Yeah, the Town Car was before her time. Now I cruise around in a modest Ford Escape.

Coolest part about the Town Car though was how the middle armrest could go from this position :
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To this position :
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^ Yeah my brother in law's Lincoln had the same setup
Pretty nice if you wanna just lay over side ways and take a nap or something

Unless you wanted to just jump in the queen sized bed in the back and relax

Also, I'm about to bawww:

but I'll post it in F&T because I love you guys most of all.

This is your second strike in here, pal
First he degrades us for liking Conor and now this

Oh lawd, walkin a fine NEMD line
 
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