Cornishman
Bluelighter
I wish the old lady in the lounge would stop shouting 'HE-LLO. HE-LLO HE-LLO'
It's like the boy who cried wolf.
It's like the boy who cried wolf.

fuck off kate! Your feminisation of me is a bit close to the bone as I am being terrorised by a spider. I screamed at a bit of fluff earlier on.
no good...grrr
Aussie / Scot I actually got sunburn in Edinburgh yesterday!