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Boke. Think about the nick her fanny must be in.

I shouldn't laugh at that but it had me howling. Sorry. :D

I shouldn't laugh at that but it had me howling. Sorry. :D
Newp. I'm legit too. Had a very happy 11 year relationship and didn't marry. Wont be marrying for this one either.Of all the people getting down on marriage I think SHM is the only legitimate one here. I think the rest of you will crack like MM. I bet PTCH even has a secret account set up just waiting for that special lady.
My wedding was 8-10k. It would have only been more if we'd had the reception at one of the pricier hotels, but we found a well nice restaurant which was good. The biggest rip off of the lot is being expected to spend the equivalent of 1-2 months salary on a fucking engagement ring! Who in their right mind would save an entire year to buy a sparkly ring? I'm glad my wife's got common sense and doesn't expect a ring costing as much as the wedding.
Aye nothing says I love you more than an overpriced mineral extracted with slave-like labour.
I havent posted on here in fuckin ages- been busy with work and so on.
Couldnt think of a better time to mention the fact I will be getting married next year. None of you cuntos are invited (particularly PTCH).
Its stressfull as fuck, will cost a fortune, requires phoning/emailing Italy a couple of times a week and im not even getting married until next year. I decided to hire someone help organize it. Im goini get pelters for this and rightly so,,, a wedding planner! Fuck I cant help but laugh as i write it. However, I am getting married in italy and there are all sorts of difficulties organising guests from the uk, legal documentation, and an entire wedding to be planned in Italy. To add to the difficulties I no longer live in Scotland and have to coordintate things from Australia.
The girlfriend takes to do with organising most of it and thats fine by me.
With regard to the cost I will be spending well over the average cost quoted in this thread.
Ive not invited a lot of family members. I will have a group of my mates there and some immediate family. I will have been away from Glasgow for 2 years by the time I meet up with them and that will be nice.
"Even last year I would have told someone to fuck off... but now that I'm well & truly under the thumb I have no choice"
Think what you can do with £20k
One day Spade,,,,,,, when you are all grown up, you will realise that sometimes you have to think about someone other than yourself and what they want may be different from you.
if I was with a girl who had her heart set on a wedding then I would do it as that's the person you wanna spend the rest of your life with and making them happy should come before anything else..money included
Think what you can do with £20k, anyone spending it on one day to get a silly piece of paper that doesn't mean anything is a mong.
Exactly the point I was making. If thats really what she wants then why the fuck not. I wouldnt say I have a spare 25 k lying around but the financing of it is not a major issue either.
She didnt make any fuss when I had all my moon unit mates in the house oot there nut swallowing pills on a sunday morning. To her thats fuckin absurd behaviour. Yet, when she wants a wedding with all the trimmings ive to suddenly say - no you cant have/do that?? Even when its not that big a deal to do it..