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mattnotrik said:
Anyone have a fucking clue how you mow your lawn in stripes? just watching my neighbour do it... I mean I do mine in stripes but it dosent do that.. it just cuts all the same length? Whats the secret
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You have to use a roller mower to stripe grass. Instead of having four wheeles they have 2 wheeles on the front and a metal roller on the back. For real
 
FadedZombie said:
Your mom goes to college
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Best first post ever.

Marmalade said:
Day 15: my vagina is currently taking last orders for thee month.

With that in mind ... seriously ... is there anyone here that wouldn't? man, woman, dog, cat? Jebus ... just look at 'im!:

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Who tha fruk is that cunt? Looks like Michael Jackson after the blackness but before the beak started falling off.

TheSpade said:
I'm the only one in the house for the next 2 weeks!!
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TheSpade's got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPTAAAAAAAY!
 
been head said:
You have to use a roller mower to stripe grass. Instead of having four wheeles they have 2 wheeles on the front and a metal roller on the back. For real
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Mountfield Emperor. Love them mowers.

I put a union jack on someones lawn with one of them in the 98 World Cup. Didn't come off quite as well as planned :D but the stripes were fucking great on them mowers.
 
HA HA 'after the blackness but before the beak started falling off'. one of the funniest things I've read on BL. edit: I think it looks like Cornish dressed as Robert Smith for a fancy dress party.

Spade, there's a few things that could be wrong but questions will narrow it down. It is quite likely to be an easy fix. Is the shower in a bath?
 
I'd turn the water off till you've either A) phoned a plumber or B) found the source of the leak yourself.
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It's stopped dripping now so I'm going to pretend it never happened.

Spade, there's a few things that could be wrong but questions will narrow it down. It is quite likely to be an easy fix. Is the shower in a bath?
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Yeah it is. What's the deal?

Oh, and spade, your username is common old skool American slang for 'The Negro'. True story.
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Yeah I picked my username because I'm black.
 
Well you're probably lucky then, it won't be hard to fix.

Under the plughole is a bit o where various pipes connect, including the trap, which is a kind of elbow shaped pipe. Over time connections here can work loose, or putty on them can shrink and crack leading to leaks when the bath drains. It's easy to fix but you need to deal with it or not use that bath as leaks are dangerous/destructive.

Can you get the side panel off the bath to look under the plug end?
 
This sounds too complex for me, I'm useless at fixing things. It's not dripping now can't I just pretend it never happened?
 
Did anyone watch this annoying Russian yet? I think it would be right up PTCH's street, I dunno though. I've predicted wrong so many times before. Made me laugh all the way through though.
 
jancrow said:
HA HA 'after the blackness but before the beak started falling off'. one of the funniest things I've read on BL. edit: I think it looks like Cornish dressed as Robert Smith for a fancy dress party.

Spade, there's a few things that could be wrong but questions will narrow it down. It is quite likely to be an easy fix. Is the shower in a bath?
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Haha, it's funny you say that.
This hot chick I knew a few years ago was a big fan of Robert Smith. Maybe she saw that in me? lol

Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Did anyone watch this annoying Russian yet? I think it would be right up PTCH's street, I dunno though. I've predicted wrong so many times before. Made me laugh all the way through though.
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Not funny msb. :sus:
 
TheSpade said:
I've just come downstairs after having a shower. Was sitting here eating some fruit hearing 'drip' 'drip' but couldn't see where the noise was coming from. Just looked up, there's water dripping from the living room fucking roof. There's a bathroom above it so obviously water has somehow seeped through, you can see the wet mark on the roof. The dripping seems to have stopped now so I dunno if it was just some water on the bathroom floor that caused it or we've got a leak. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this? :|

I'm the only one in the house for the next 2 weeks!!
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That's shit ... If others were there you have blamed them
 
TheSpade said:
This sounds too complex for me, I'm useless at fixing things. It's not dripping now can't I just pretend it never happened?
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You could if you didn't use that bath again for the next fortnight. It's probably one of the three or so large plastic nuts which hold the plumbing to the bath tub coming loose, get under there and have a look. It'll be obvious where the water is coming through when you get the side panel off. You might need a torch and to run the taps to locate the leak, and it probably will be at one of the plastic nuts. Maybe the trap (elbow shaped bit) is too tight to the floorboards underneath and you standing in the bath to shower is putting weight on it and making it flex a bit, causing the leak.

Anyway, tighten any leaking nuts with a towel over your hand (haw) and see if that fixes it. If not get plumber's putty from a shop and squidge shitloads of that on over the leaks, that'll hold for years.
 
I despise that man with a passion, what an unmitigated twat :D

I mean just look at it, Goths ...hippies with hairspray
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