I live just by the Thames 1, Mailmonk and 2, I have genuine pirate heritage so....suffa
Corny knows I'm the real deal ..he gets my patois
Btw respect though to you dan for cleansing your system this weekend. Do you know why you feel guilty for not being high?
*Ed. Actually I used to have to walk p to school on the thames path a bit and saw a boat that made me really understand what coveting meant. I wanted it so bad. It was a Rosie and Jim, narrow boat painted vessel and the owner said it was ocean going. I so wanted it to be mine. I obsessed about taking off with my toddler and dog sailing the world and having advenchures. But it was just a silly dream. I realised the old bill would catch me easy as I made my escape 5 miles n hour up the thames. So i nicked a winnebago instead.
Ah that's cool, wasn't like I'd expected, some of the more 'boring' drugs seemed to produce the most interesting results.
God I'm fuckin shattered. Got in a bit of a funk earlier so went to see my mate, ended up playing Sleeping Dogs on PS3, fucking awesome game :D Layin in bed listening to glitch.fm til I can be arsed to go to sleep, gonna be comatose tonight after bein out and about today and getting woken up by some drunken tit shouting the odds down his phone at 3am.
'I'm not bein a prick mate, but I'll come down there and take both of youse'. Repeatedly. For an hour. Quiet area otherwise tho :D
There are some ocean going boats on the Thames. Even in Windsor . I worked on a huge old converted warboat one year and got familiar with boats a bit*. This particular one was owned by a swede.. I dont think they bullshit.. they are v serious people. He showed me inside and it was the bizness. I could ave drove it .. I know i cullda.
One day, seriously, I had a revelation about covetting and desire as I looked at it and realised it was just a lump of metal and wood. I made it desirous by the fantasies I had about sailing off in it. Same as the lovely winnebago* which became the object of my affections after the swede took my boat off to the high seas.. ( or perhaps to a different mooring in order to escape my scary slathering)
*eg also just a lump of metal made special by my projections n dreams.
The warboat I worked on. The Maple Durham.. she served in both wars I think as an ambulance ship moving the wounded up and down the Thames. Nowadays she takes tourists up and down river and hosts occasional partys.
One day, seriously, I had a revelation about covetting and desire as I looked at it and realised it was just a lump of metal and wood. I made it desirous by the fantasies I had about sailing off in it.
If that's what you desire get a proper fucking boat, not a barge...a boat you can fish off, a boat that will keep you safe if the weather gets fuckin bad, a boat that can do more than 5knots so you can actually go somewhere...
Fantasies about sailing off in a barge are just fucking stupid.
I never looked closely enough lol. like a bloke would be looking at her underbelly. My winny was a fantasymobile so perfick in every way... still would have been murder to park in Tescos though. Fucking hell can you imagine trying to get a space for a winnybago in one of those multi-story carparks!!?
Explain that you want to show the viewers for harm reduction purposes. I'd suggest clean shaven would lend your anus some sincerity and earnestness.
Did you post the vid on same page as poo vids etc though?
