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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Lol met a fat dude when I was going to community college in California who claimed to have OD'd off IV LSD.. And have been on life support for a couple days due to said OD. we ended up fighting for unrelated reasons on campus while i was drunk as shit, and i ended up catching an Assault charge in LA county back in 09..
 
One time, these kids told me and my group of friends, that they shit in a bottle, put a balloon over the top, wait for it to fill up, and inhale the gas, and its similar to nitrous...

This other dude a couple years ago, told me he has prescription ecstasy pills. When I called bullshit, he told me, "Where do you think they come from when they don't make them in the bathtub?"

Also, one of my friends that does alot of opiates but has never tried psychedelics, said his dad knew somebody who thinks he's an orange, from too much acid of course.

Believe it or not the shit inhilation thing is something that some people really do i heard they do it in africa. Theres a term for it i forger what its called... fucked up but true
 
jenkem is a myth, lol. i used to frequent totse.com, it was a user named pickwick who brought it to national recognition.
 
yeah, jenkem was just a joke that got out of hand...no one has ever really done it

although technically, you would get high...oxygen deprivation. dont know why in the fuck you would want to, but technically it would work

on another note, ive fallen asleep on acid before...slightly drunk, drifted off as it was kicking in. woke up about 3 hours later and forgot that i had taken the tab...was very confused at first lol
 
You were drunk when you took the tabs? I've had that happen to me when I was still on a high dose of benzos and oxy every day. I hardly felt 2x 170 µg tabs and I ended up falling asleep, but nothing interesting was happening anyway. Also I didn't get the nice dreams Seyer mentioned. :(

Yeah, was smashed when i took the tab. Stopped drinking after i took it (alcohol ran out, lolz) and began to get reallllly tired.
 
on another note, ive fallen asleep on acid before...slightly drunk, drifted off as it was kicking in. woke up about 3 hours later and forgot that i had taken the tab...was very confused at first lol

Haha, yeah I can imagine waking up tripping is pretty confusing at first. :D

Yeah, was smashed when i took the tab. Stopped drinking after i took it (alcohol ran out, lolz) and began to get reallllly tired.

Drinking when you're already tripping is pretty fun. I've never taken acid when I was already drunk, because usually it's already pretty late if I do get drunk. IME taking acid too late can be pretty annoying if you have stuff to do the next day.
 
While dropping good L super late at night can put a damper on the plans you had for the next day..... I honestly can't think of anything better or more beautiful then a sun rise while tripping face. Mind blowing.


On topic:

Just random kids at parties talking about how they just ate ten rolls, smoked three ounces of weed and are just SO SMASHED. If you're that drunk, you can't even get out the words "man, I'm so smashed right now." It all comes out as some mumbo jumbo. At least, in my experiences anyways, lol.
 
can't speak for the weed but I've taken 29 rolls through the course of a night. Stupid of me and i Will never do it again but that night i was at a rave, chasing a high on some weak ass rolls and they were free. Only kept count because of how many i had to start with which was 30 and i gave one away. Triple dropped the first time double dropped the rest. How i Didnt end up in hospital i do not know. I was high but I've been higher on 3 good rolls. These days your lucky to get any mdma in your pills where i live and if you do get pills containing mdma its an extremely tiny amount.
 
Someone told me a guy they knew was so desperate for some weed that he smoked a joint composed of his own arse hair, thinking that it would somehow contain thc. I mean, why would you go for arse hair over any other hair on your body if you were going to try that?
 
Lmao, where should I start.

"All E pills have MDMA in the middle"

"You'll become insane if you do LSD"

"One guy cut off his arm while he was on LSD, because he thought it was a tentacle(?)"

Oh and this one guy told me that "He knows a guy that does 10 E pills a day, and can decide if he wants to trip or not, aka controls the trip"

I usually never correct people, I just let them wallow in thier ignorance, easier that way. Always a good laugh though.
 
"You'll become insane if you do LSD"

"One guy cut off his arm while he was on LSD, because he thought it was a tentacle(?)"

Lol @lsd bullshit.

I can't count howmany people I've heard boasting about how many rolls they've taken. I just tell them: "Well, then you must've had some shitty ass rolls." Usually they get offended and start blabbering about how those rolls were the best ones they ever had and how they don't make em that strong anymore etc etc. Always the same bullshit, haha. I wish I could trip from mdma, lol, hell I even wish I could feel the effects 2 days in a row.. Let alone every day.

While dropping good L super late at night can put a damper on the plans you had for the next day..... I honestly can't think of anything better or more beautiful then a sun rise while tripping face. Mind blowing.

You're right about that. :) It's an amazing sight.
 
Above post edit: Yeah man... I think one of the best experiences I ever had visually on good L, was when we were on this huge ferry taking us to one of the party islands, and watching the sun rise. Just.. the sounds, the sights, the general atmosphere... the people. Man, that was such an amazing trip.



can't speak for the weed but I've taken 29 rolls through the course of a night. Stupid of me and i Will never do it again but that night i was at a rave, chasing a high on some weak ass rolls and they were free. Only kept count because of how many i had to start with which was 30 and i gave one away. Triple dropped the first time double dropped the rest. How i Didnt end up in hospital i do not know. I was high but I've been higher on 3 good rolls. These days your lucky to get any mdma in your pills where i live and if you do get pills containing mdma its an extremely tiny amount.

I'm not saying it's impossible. I mean, I've watched people eat a stupid amount of pills before and it seemed like it didn't even faze them. I was more talking about the kids who drop MAYBE one roll, and for some reason get it stuck in their head that it's just cool as fuck to brag about how much of whatever substance you're doing.

Basically, I'm talking about those times when you're either out with friends, and you run into people you know, and you know they wouldn't consume that much, but play it up like the do.

Kind of the same with how some people will drink a six pack, get wasted.... then tell his buddies the next day that he drank a case to himself, then had a 5th of Crown Royal, and shotgunned six 4LOKOS.
 
This isn't a fake story but on the topic of e. I witnessed a dumb fuck take 15ish blue dolphins on a single night after 3 nights in a roll of rolling. The pills were great.. he gave me a HALF and I was nicely fucked up. He bought them with counterfeit money he printed off an inkjet that looked like total shit lol I couldn't beleive the person fell for it.

I felt his chest while he was rolling and his heart was pounding hard as fuck.. he is the type to always overdo it. He was seriously fucking retarded for over a week after that like slow. He just looked blank in the face couldn't even put together good sentences. He eventually seemed ot recover.

The one that gets me is when people say, 'I had a pill the other night that was some fucked up shit. Definitely a lot of heroin in that thing."
 
^ Ketamine in pills is the other one. I was at a festival with this girl and she not only insisted that the pill she's dropped had ketamine in it, but that she was in a k-hole. I wished she really was in a k-hole so she'd shut the fuck up.
 
Ketamine used to be a somewhat popular pill binder, but absolutely nowhere near the amount to have any oral effects.
 
^ Ketamine in pills is the other one. I was at a festival with this girl and she not only insisted that the pill she's dropped had ketamine in it, but that she was in a k-hole. I wished she really was in a k-hole so she'd shut the fuck up.

In Aus ketamine pills used to be quite common, in the early to mid 2000s 'locals' or 'speedy ks', because at this time usually the pills made locally didn't contain mdma, but contained ketamine and methamphetamine instead. Everyone knew the difference between the mdma 'imports' and the speedy ks, and the k pills were always snorted.

Saying she was in a k-hole is retarded though.
 
Heroin is the most preposterous claim when it comes to e-pills because of the high cost of what it'd take to get high with it orally.
 
I've had people tell me they saw animals and shit on acid. I can understand seeing something that LOOKS like an animal or object, but I've done quite a few tabs and never just hallucinated something that wasn't there.

Also the people that told me that they tripped from smoking good weed in high school.

I don't really hang out with many people that bullshit. I had one friend that told all sorts of stories and I couldn't stand to be around him. Everyone knows me as the story teller (me n my cousin joke that we have more stories than the bible) and this kid has literally told me my own stories right back to me once we got high. Like dude, you know I just told you that story a week ago right?
 
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