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Whatcha Drinking? v. Drunk Driver: "Don't make me stupid"

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or you can find 3 cans of carling in the park for nowt.

I just cracked a Westons, proper one, not that 7.3% Owd Rosie pish :D
 
I like Old Rosie but it's all about the Westons Vintage 8.2%. My favourites actually the organic one, has the best taste but it's not as strong.
 
I dunno if I mentioned this on here or not...

But I'll repeat meself, as its an ace story...

Met a mate last week at party, we were chatting and he mentioned having drunk 8 [EIGHT] bottles of the Westons Vintage 8.2% a few weeks previous. Was out the game, he'd drunk them between 4 in the afternoon, and 9 in the evening....

Anyway, he said next day he was bored and hungover, and emailed Westons...something along the lines of "after consuming 8 bottles of your Vintage Cider, I found difficulty focussing my eyes, my speech was apparently slurred, I lost my hand/eye co-ordination, all motor control, and eventually lost concsiousness" etc...

He got a letter back from them a few days later "Dear xxxxxx, We are glad you enjoy our cider..blahblahb;ah....Please accept a complimentary bottle opener, and continue to drink our products responsibly"

Fucking brilliant.
 
Am currently enjoying the first bottle of Carlsberg Elephant beer that I have had in years. Used to drink it as a teenager and totally forgot that it existed.
Welcome back old friend.
 
I have some merlot, I'm not too sure about polishing the bottle off as I've not had a hangover for a few weeks now....and could live without one.

Getting soft I am.
 
Nice one MM. :D

There's no way I could drink 8 of those. If I drink 2 bottle too fast I feel drunk. A few years ago I bumped into a mate in town, summers day and we went and had a few drinks in the gardens in the centre of Edinburgh. It was 3 for 2 on Westons Vintage, drank them pretty quick and was wankered then went off to get another 3. Can can remember pretty much nothing from there on, bar getting home around 2am and for some reason being at the airport, until my alarms going off at 7am for work the next day, I;ve got a banging headache, worlds worst hangover and spew everywere.

Find out later I got totally wankered, got chucked out a friend of a friends house for trying to trash the place and fight with everyone. Went to a pub and got barred for smashing pint glasses on purpose and being cheeky to the staff. Then my mate walked me to the bus stop and left me to go home but apparently I didn't and according to other mates (phone records back this up) I phoned them all about 30 times asking where they were, telling them i was in pubs and clubs waiting on them and looking for them. None of them were out and they told me this every time, apparently every time I phoned them I'd have forgotten I'd spoke to them 10 times before already. I guess finally I took the bus home late on (wrong bus it must have been), fell asleep and ended up at the airport. Never drinking more than 2 or 3 of those Westons again. :|
 
I've drunk 4 before, was way too much.

2 is normally okay, but really, even 2 is the same alc as awhole bottle of red....

I don't disbelieve my mate for a minute, he's a proper big-built Devonish farmhand, big cider drinker. He managed to cycle home as well after the incident, has no recollection of it, but he woke up at home on the kitchen floor with his bike, massive bruise on his hip and cuts on his arms.

He's still continuing to drink responsibly anyway, even more so now he has a handy Westons bottle opener.

If anyone else has one, I do, what is the metal edge on top of the opener for?
 
I usually drink 2 at a time but slowly. It takes me about the same amount of time to drink 2 Westons as it does a bottle red wine, which is ages...about 7hrs usually. I'm a slow drinker, if I drink at the same speed as most people I end up totally cunted. Another time I drank 2 westons then some whisky, woke up naked on the couch. Wonder why I'm there. Go upstairs to my room and find it covered in spew. :\
 
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As usual. Perfectly cheap, and not too bad at all!
 
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Oh yes we are - I've had 8 cups of tea, some cranberry juice, couple of pints of water and onto some chardonnay / pinot grigio.

Liable to have some more H2O before the nights out - I fucking rock n' roll.
 
I'm now eyeing up my husband's Guinness...I need it to get over a bit of a hot-virtual-internet-desire moment...phew talk about hot men 8) bloody hell :!
 
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