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Three-Boobed Actress Wants Everyone to Know She Doesn’t Have Three Boobs

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Three-Boobed Actress Wants Everyone to Know She Doesn’t Have Three Boobs
Caity Weaver
Everyone loves boobs because they feed us when we're babies and they kind of feel like a water balloon filled with chocolate pudding, which makes them pleasant to jiggle and hold.

Men don't really have them. Most women have two.

One woman from Toronto became instantly famous about a week and a half ago after The Magic of Cinema made it appear that she had three at Comicon.

Kaitlyn Leeb will appear in a bit part as a hooker with three breasts in the upcoming Total Recall remake.

Now, jaded by fame, Leeb wants people to stop treating her like the three-boobed mutant prostitute she portrayed and start treating her like the two-boobed mutant prostitute she is.

Just kidding. She's not a prostitute. She's a 24-year-old York psychology grad turned actress, according to the Toronto Star. Previous roles include that of a veterinary assistant named Cassandra.

While still very honored to have portrayed a three-boobed prostitute in an uncredited role she describes as "super-iconic," Leeb is already growing exasperated with the inane questions she's begun receiving about her girls.

It seems people are asking this lovely young woman if she really does have three boobs. If one of the boobs was added surgically, making her a sexy Frankenstein. If at least 2/3 of the boobs are really hers.

"It bugged me that people thought I was walking around Comic Con with my breasts hanging out. They're not mine."

For the record, all three of the breasts are part of a custom-built prosthetic that takes up to five hours to apply.

Despite the dopey questions, the former amateur figure skater says "It's cool to be in this situation," this situation being one in which strangers continually grill her about the real-ness of her boobs.

If I had three boobs (all non-prosthetic), I would experiment with wearing two string bikini tops at once.

What would you do?
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Like anyone would really think she had 3 boobs, those fake 3 boobs do look hot though :D
 
'Motorboat' is Mugobian for 'smoke crystal meth and defraud loan companies' and 'those three boobs' is Mugobian for 'to add to my problems'. Ok ok I'm going back to work.
 
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she is much hotter than the original 3 titted wench, which looking back might even be boy george but i still can't understand why they've remade total recall. I will forever boycott it.
 
The worse thing is that most of the daft kids it will be aimed at wont even realise it is a remake! Making me fucking furious thinking about that.
 
watsons torment said:
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she is much hotter than the original 3 titted wench, which looking back might even be boy george but i still can't understand why they've remade total recall. I will forever boycott it.
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Amy Winehouse's first role was in Total Recall? I agree that 2010's 3 titted woman trumps 80s 3 titted woman by a mile. But then I might be less attracted to 80s 3 titted woman because that picture makes her look like she has a little unicorn in her, even if I might deny that I have a deeply ingrained hatred of unicorns to everyone.
 
Kaitlynn Leeb (The new 3 titted girl) has said that all are prosthetic. I wonder what her natural puppies look like/how big they are? Cause she's very attractive.

Danny Weed it may be a remake but hopefully it's more faithful to the book!

The book is :- We can remember it for you wholesale! - Philip K Dick (A fucking Sci Fi God!)

He wrote that aka Total Recall, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner), A Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, and many more that have been turned into films (Some of the films sadly don't stick to the book much!)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_K._Dick

He used quite a few substances in his all too short like, marijuana, amphetamine, LSD and probably more. It's thought he had undiagnosed schizopherenia/some other form of psychotic disorder as he occasionally has 'episodes' of hallucinating.
 
She CLEARLY has 3 party bangers! You can see them in the picture! It's not unusual to av extra body parts.... Iv got five dicks! It's not uncomfy.... Infact, my underwear fits like a glove!
 
Gaz_hmmmm said:
Kaitlynn Leeb (The new 3 titted girl) has said that all are prosthetic. I wonder what her natural puppies look like/how big they are? Cause she's very attractive.

Danny Weed it may be a remake but hopefully it's more faithful to the book!

The book is :- We can remember it for you wholesale! - Philip K Dick (A fucking Sci Fi God!)

He wrote that aka Total Recall, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner), A Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, and many more that have been turned into films (Some of the films sadly don't stick to the book much!)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_K._Dick

He used quite a few substances in his all too short like, marijuana, amphetamine, LSD and probably more. It's thought he had undiagnosed schizopherenia/some other form of psychotic disorder as he occasionally has 'episodes' of hallucinating.
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Yeah fuck the new film cant they think of anything original these days, its missing some arnieeeeee.
 
Gaz_hmmmm said:
He used quite a few substances in his all too short like, marijuana, amphetamine, LSD and probably more. It's thought he had undiagnosed schizopherenia/some other form of psychotic disorder as he occasionally has 'episodes' of hallucinating.
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Well if he did all the phet he apparently used to take certainly didn't help. He thought the CIA were watching him all the time and eventually ended having a messiah complex. He is a god though - probably my favorite author.
 
She's got such a pretty face and body <3, there's something Asian/South Pacific about her, lovely xxx
By the way, the original Total Recall with Arnie and a young - but already wicked - Sharon Stone was superb ;)
 
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