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^^ well if you think its just brain trickery asking for a hedge of protection from Mary as you sleep isnt going to help. But it cant hurt to just cross yourself and say a prayer man can it?
 
ahaha could well be. oddly the presence does have an old granny kinda feel. some sort of demonic old hag

Ok im gonna say a prayer. i aint too good with prayers though. what shall i say?
 
TheSpade said:
I just saw he mentioned sleep paralysis. Aye some hail marys and prayers are what you need to sort that out. Zoomer.
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Hahaha!

Aye, Hail Marys will help you with a recognised medical condition. Especially if you're not actually Catholic. Now that I think about it I'm sure my doctor mentioned it.

Dan say "Hail Mary full of grace. Get your face out my place!"
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
well if you think its just brain trickery asking for a hedge of protection from Mary as you sleep isnt going to help. But it cant hurt to just cross yourself and say a prayer man can it?
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Yes it can, it can lead you to believing in things that aren't real, when by some accident the crossing and praying coincides with the natural ending of the unwanted "symptom" .

For example: I damaged my penis while masturbating when I was 13. I prayed to God that it would heal. It healed.

It would have healed anyway.
 
How did you damage your penis? Fucked one to many microwaved cherry pies? I damaged my penis during an hour long wankathon on mdpv once. Put me out of action for a few weeks. Every time I tried to wank I would reopen tiny cuts which hurt like hell. I learned I couldn't flog the hog for a good week or more otherwise I would just set back recovery time by another week. If only I had said a few fucking hail marys at the time eh!?
 
Tangerine Dream said:
How did you damage your penis? Fucked one to many microwaved cherry pies? I damaged my penis during an hour long wankathon on mdpv once. Put me out of action for a few weeks. Every time I tried to wank I would reopen tiny cuts which hurt like hell. I learned I couldn't flog the hog for a good week or more otherwise I would just set back recovery time by another week. If only I had said a few fucking hail marys at the time eh!?
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I just wanked too much without lubrication. Burst a blood vessel or two! Some strange shape formed on the shaft where the blood vessels had been ruptured. I thought I had broken it and I went into "please god I will never wank again if you fix it for me" mode.

He "fixed it". I wanked again. I will go to hell!
 
parttime crackhead said:
Hahaha!

Aye, Hail Marys will help you with a recognised medical condition. Especially if you're not actually Catholic. Now that I think about it I'm sure my doctor mentioned it.

Dan say "Hail Mary full of grace. Get your face out my place!"
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Done. thank you and god bless you dear sir. hopefully shes gonna get her fucking wrinkly face right outta my place, ive also prayed for her to go and pester cockstar, lets see if he can handle a bit of wrinkly paralyzed molestation

Tangerine Dream said:
@ColtDan: Dear Jesus, thanks for all the good times I have had on drugs. Whenever I hallucinate any supreme deity, you can bet your sweet ass it'll be you I see. Amen.
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amen to that brother. done
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
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Dan.. if there are any thoughts or impressions that emerge when the presence is there maybe you need to make peace with someone?
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I have to admit, while I don't believe in much that I can't see, as pop psychology goes this might be bang on. Also, my sister does my tarot from time to time and it's always frighteningly accurate.
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Dan said he feels a spirit in his room before he goes to sleep. I had one for about a week too,
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No he didn't. He said he had sleep paralysis which is very common and a well known condition. Often people whilst in paralysis think there's a ghost, alien, monster, spirit. It's just a trick of the brain, your body and brain awakening at different times. There's no actual spirits involved and you didn't have one for a week, guaranteed you just had sleep paralysis. Or are a zoomer. Both are likely.

ColtDan said:
Nah i only feel a spirit/presence in the room when im stuck in sleep paralysis, which isnt often these days. its just my brain doing some trickery
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Indeed it is. I get it often and I don't do drugs. It's really common.

YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
^^ well if you think its just brain trickery asking for a hedge of protection from Mary as you sleep isnt going to help. But it cant hurt to just cross yourself and say a prayer man can it?
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He doesn't 'think', he knows it's sleep paralysis. Praying will achieve nothing.

YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
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Dan.. if there are any thoughts or impressions that emerge when the presence is there maybe you need to make peace with someone?
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Maybe he needs to lay off the drugs and sleep better. Stop talking pish.
 
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