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Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
That's cus London is full of hipster cunts who are all in competition to dress like the biggest knob head. It isn't because of messing around among mates that fashion is more uniform in Scotland, it's because more than twice the amount of people who live in the whole of Scotland live in just London alone, so you're bound to see more variety...
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No. It's not that at all. Hipster cunts all look the same. It's because London is full of people from all over the country, and in fact all over the world, who have brought their own ideas of style and fashion with them. I'm not talking about a stroll up Hoxton. I have much broader experience of London than that.
 
knockando said:
Part time. I don't understand you. You said in an earlier post that there was no excuse for a guy cutting about in ugg boots.

Did you not really mean this? Is this patter, whereby you exaggerate everything for effect?
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There is one excuse: If he is an eskimo. Sorry, how racist of me, Inuit. Innit.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Knockando - I have mates who are proper skinheaded bams. I have hair down to my shoulders. I have mates with mad poofy quiff hair dos. We don't all look the same. I have mates who wear ridiculous skinny jeans & peado shoes. I wear baggy stuff & adidas gutties. I have mates who normally wear suits. We don't all look the same.



Example, someone comes out wearing Ugg boots - "Fuck sake mate, why've you got your sister's boots on? Get them to fuck! Get up the fucking road & get a pair of trainers on like a normal cunt! Pronto!"

I don't expect my mate to go home & change his shoes. I expect him to tell me to fuck off & sit down.
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Well that's OK then!
 
Those five fingers I want are cool, apparently they are good for your feet too as it almost feels like you are walking barefoot, but you still have protection, I'm gonna get some for when I go travelling.
 
knockando said:
No. It's not that at all. Hipster cunts all look the same. It's because London is full of people from all over the country, and in fact all over the world, who have brought their own ideas of style and fashion with them. I'm not talking about a stroll up Hoxton. I have much broader experience of London than that.
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Well it is an un-uniform city from it's very foundation then isn't it? Go down the Eastend and see if all the market traders wear a nice wide variety of clothing... each group is reasonably homogenous. Apart from the hipster cunts who try and out do each other, so they too are homogenous in that sense too. I would still pick on any one of my friends relentlessly if they wore ugg boots, because that's just a no pure and simple. It's just not on. You forget that your friends are a reflection of you, and if they look like a twat it makes you look like a twat. It's not like i'm not gonna be friends with them for wearing them though. Although that guy I described might as well have tattooed "i'm a massive dick" on his forehead, and I would never be friends with him. You've got to think of yourself way too highly to dress like that.
 
Mugz said:
Those five fingers I want are cool, apparently they are good for your feet too as it almost feels like you are walking barefoot, but you still have protection, I'm gonna get some for when I go travelling.
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No Mugz, they really are not cool.

That would be a great way to meet people while travelling "Shit, here comes the cunt in the bigfoot shoes, let's get out of here!"

Ugg boots is one thing, but those fuckers are a whole new level. I would actually expect one of my mates to go home & change if they came out wearing them, seriously.


MSB - I agree with you. It's not that I would stop being their friend but they'd probably stop being mine when they got sick of me constantly laughing at them =D
 
parttime crackhead said:
No Mugz, they really are not cool.

That would be a great way to meet people while travelling "Shit, here comes the cunt in the bigfoot shoes, let's get out of here!"

Ugg boots is one thing, but those fuckers are a whole new level. I would actually expect one of my mates to go home & change if they came out wearing them, seriously.
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hmm, I'd be so torn between my principled lassez-faire and doing the same. I might just run away.
 
Mugz said:
would be a good conversation starter
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It would be a good conversation ender.

"How you doing mate? Where you from?" *looks down* "What the... ehm... I need to go, bye!"


You know how someone automatically looks like a gigantic dickhead if they're wearing white socks & sandles? Like, a fucking MASSIVE dickhead. Aye? Multiply that by about 1000.
 
parttime crackhead said:
MSB - I agree with you. It's not that I would stop being their friend but they'd probably stop being mine when they got sick of me constantly laughing at them =D
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I could care less if my mates came out with hair down to their arse, unbrushed, wearing a potato sack, with flip flops and green socks on. But ugg fucking boots just do my head in. They are the ultimate status icon of the cunt. Not a 'cunt' in the friendly sense of the term, an actual pure and simple cunt. A cunt to the very core of their being. I would bully my friends for wearing them, but i'd never have to, cus my mates aren't cunts in that sense. Them coming out in ugg boots with a straight face just isn't gonna happen!
 
MSB - Until now I hadn't been aware of guys ever even attempting to wear Ugg boots so I've never had to confront this harsh reality. I think you're right though. It's like, if you found out someone used a unicycle as their main mode of transport. They can fuck right off. Fuck being associated with them.


Mugz "quirky" is just a polite way of saying you look like a dick.
 
Haha Mugz, you are the funniest guy alive! Big foot shoes = no punnani!

And come off it Knock, your just being purposely argumentative. Me and my mates rip each other's clothes/looks all the time. It isn't bullying or trying to make them conform, its just good banter. Like last night, I met some mates for a pint, and my best mate, who usually has long ragged hair has it all straightened. He got the piss taken out of him. He wasn't hurt or upset, he just took the piss back. It's how most groups of mates have a laught
 
Mugz said:
I've always seen quirky and eccentric as opposite sides of the same coin MSB
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I dunno, I haven't. There are just some people who wake up and want to put on a blue pair of jeans and a batman cape cus that's who they are, and there are people who wake up and think "wouldn't I look interesting if I put on a pair of red speedos and a pair of crocs." David Bowie = Eccentric. Madonna = Quirky/Cunt.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Mugz, that's what you've done with these bigfoot shoes init? Haha.
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Mugz has the eccentric in him, he just needs the confidence to just do it without properly thinking and ruminating on it. My mum is a properly eccentric nutbag at times. Some of the shit she picks up off the rails having only gone out for a haircut cracks me up but I love it! As a child I wished she wasn't allowed to shop for herself though...
 
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