Haha sorry I was joking, no offence intended. In my experience rc's aren't nice to smoke, I hadn't tried the -ma range but I hear it's not great. Nothing really smokes like meth does, except maybe 4 mar but I haven't had it, mdpv was harsh and sickly, even the heroin you get here doesn't smoke that well. It can be done and it's not unpleasant really but it leaves a black stain and has a tendency to go wrong and tastes pretty average. I love smoking stuff if I can, it's fun and takes skill and it's not all over in a second like snorting or bombing is, have you tried putting stuff in an oral syringe and putting it up your bum? It works a treat provided the pipes are clean and the BA is usually second only to iv/im.
Theres also the jwh range if you consider them rc's.