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wow, the speculation after I said I had a positive goodnight text has been wild, here is the positivity as seen by me.

Basically she asked where I lived, I told her, then she replied saying where she lives and said that it's not too far at all, she then said she was shattered and is going back to sleep but will give me a text tomorrow, followed by a smiley face and a couple of kisses.

This suggests to me that she is seriously considering meeting up now because she wanted to know how far apart we were and how easy it would be to meet up, and more positiveness at her saying that she'll text me in the morning.

I'm going to sleep well tonight and I hope she does too, I sent her a goodnight text, wished her sweet dreams and gave her a smiley face.
 
Mugz said:
wow, the speculation after I said I had a positive goodnight text has been wild, here is the positivity as seen by me.

Basically she asked where I lived, I told her, then she replied saying where she lives and said that it's not too far at all, she then said she was shattered and is going back to sleep but will give me a text tomorrow, followed by a smiley face and a couple of kisses.

This suggests to me that she is seriously considering meeting up now because she wanted to know how far apart we were and how easy it would be to meet up, and more positiveness at her saying that she'll text me in the morning.

I'm going to sleep well tonight and I hope she does too, I sent her a goodnight text, wished her sweet dreams and gave her a smiley face.
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Get up early, clean your room, and you could be getting some clunge this time tomorrow

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Mugz said:
wow, the speculation after I said I had a positive goodnight text has been wild, here is the positivity as seen by me.

Basically she asked where I lived, I told her, then she replied saying where she lives and said that it's not too far at all, she then said she was shattered and is going back to sleep but will give me a text tomorrow, followed by a smiley face and a couple of kisses.

This suggests to me that she is seriously considering meeting up now because she wanted to know how far apart we were and how easy it would be to meet up, and more positiveness at her saying that she'll text me in the morning.

I'm going to sleep well tonight and I hope she does too, I sent her a goodnight text, wished her sweet dreams and gave her a smiley face.
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Although this thread has been hugely entertaining, I reckon it's served it's purpose now. Go it on your own man, you've obviously hooked the chick, now be yourself with no second guesses, or advice from us bunch of drug pigs! You can do it!
 
Mugz said:
This suggests to me that she is seriously considering meeting up now because she wanted to know how far apart we were and how easy it would be to meet up, and more positiveness at her saying that she'll text me in the morning.
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time to get intimate with her mate, send her a txt in the morning asking if she touched herself during the night while thinking off you. You don't want a frigid little cow that only knows the missionary position.
 
Arnold said:
time to get intimate with her mate, send her a txt in the morning asking if she touched herself during the night while thinking off you. You don't want a frigid little cow that only knows the missionary position.
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He should explain he has a magic watch when he meets her. When she enquires how it's magical, he should say "well it's saying you're not wearing any underwear". She'll say "yes I am", then he should say "damn, it's fast again".
 
Mugz said:
I agree, it's down to me from here on. I'll update if it fails and that is prbably about it. If it fails I'll start talking about the next bird that I am trying to pull.
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Good luck buddy :)
 
Basically she asked where I lived, I told her, then she replied saying where she lives and said that it's not too far at all, she then said she was shattered and is going back to sleep but will give me a text tomorrow, followed by a smiley face and a couple of kisses.

This suggests to me that she is seriously considering meeting up now because she wanted to know how far apart we were and how easy it would be to meet up, and more positiveness at her saying that she'll text me in the morning.
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No sorry but I've got to say I think your one step ahead of yourself here Mugz. She's just finnished work for the week, is having time to chill and is now starting to warm to you. She is going to meet you by the sounds of it but I wouldn't have jumped to the conclusion it will be tomorrow based on that though.
 
Oh, I don't think she is going to meet me tomorrow by any stretch of the imagination. I just think that she has opened up to wanting to meet me, I don;t know when, I believe that it will happen in the next few weeks.
 
My god, I've just cried laughing at the last few pages. Like genuine tears. Cheers, guys. :D

Mugz, I hate to say this, but just do what you think. If she likes you, then she'll like you regardless of what you do/say, unless you come out with something utterly fucking mental - like announcing you're part of the church of Scientology, or some shit. Maybe she's a mere amateur, also - you never know. :) Do keep us updated. This thread is fucking gold, and should be archived for eternity. NO PRUNING THIS!
 
This thread just gets funnier and funnier, so many gold comments in the past few pages. This is defo best of BL material. I was bursting out laughing every few seconds. =D

Fuck kayaking for a first date, take the wee tart to a bar near your flat, get her drunk and take her home. Job done! Once you've pumped her all this romance and long term relationship nonsense you've got in your head will disappear and you can move onto the next one.
 
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