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knockando said:
That's fairly accurate Marmz but it only gives me 36 characters :(

Communist seeks mutual adoration gig.

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what about asking some kind of question that creates enough curiosity to make most people want to click on your profile?

Or a slogan rather than a boy seeking girl type of comment ... or put the begining of a line that requires further looking at your profile to find the answer

My mum always told me that ....
Seriously, what's not to love?


eh, just searched and there are some lame ones here you might be able to plagiarise or rework to fit your own approach

also here
 
she used to be a nurse too. and she's got a great rack (and arse)

'David Walliams seeks (or seeking) an Abi Titmuss' sounds alright actually. I like that a lot
 
I know, agree totally. Thought it might inspire you to come up with something better though

'David Walliams seeking Abi Titmuss' is within your 36 characters tho!

If coming up with a strapline is holding the rest of the process back, just put one up temporarily and move on to the other bits, you can change it again later

This would do temporarily ----> 8=========== D =D ...

or this is you wanna avoid smut ----> @}-'-,-'-,---
 
Yeah, thanks marmalade, I'm procrastinating. Actually it's so fucking cold here my fingers are not happy typing. What's going on? It's July!
 
Got my first message - "Aww u were doin so well till tht bit abt drugs. Tell me ur jokin lol x"

I put that i do drugs more than 3 times a week. :\

I'm gonna change that, not because its clearly going to put a lot of women off, but because someone @ work could feasibly chance across my profile @ see that. Then i could be in trouble.
 
Mugz said:
I wouldn't choose a bigdick username, just choose a random username like ScaleySkinLover =D
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If this all goes tits up, I've got a fit mate with eczema who's used to playing away, shoot you her number ;) She's a banger in the sack if you don't mind the chafing.
 
haha @ this thread, good luck mugz... or should i say ~~..~.~ EMPEROR OF ALL MUGOBIA

i'm signing up now as JizzSniper with the tagline "i never miss a chin", i already see some potential local victims.

woah... does anyone on POF not already have 3 kids
 
hahah @ Snollz and watsons.

If anyone was gonna be sterling at writing a profile it was gonna be you watsons.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Got my first message - "Aww u were doin so well till tht bit abt drugs. Tell me ur jokin lol x"

I put that i do drugs more than 3 times a week. :\
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Don't change it, you want someone who doesn't mind you doing drugs.

And you're well shot of someone who writes messages in textspeak. And who doesn't approve of drugs.

>>>edit>>>and watsons =D, your headline will def attract the right type of girls, hope you gonna share your replies.

I bet you get a load of fanny off the back of this.
 
@ MM: yeah, tons. Lucky for mugz as I'm sure watsons will be only too pleased to pass on his rejects to him =D

and lol at 'fanny'. We need to get Rockstar to sign up to this to really get the ball rolling

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what about you, Crackers? watsons has done the perv profile, mugz the nutjob one, can't you come up with an 'I'm an obvious Bastard' profile?

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'lazy cunt requires walking doormat to ensure a constant flow of beer from my fridge to my chair. Must be quiet at all times and provide a free, flexible taxi service as and when required'
 
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Went on that site. Looked at 3 profiles. They did all have weans haha. Now it won't let me look at more without signing up. Gutted.


If the standard of the 3 I saw is an indication of the rest then I'm not missing much. All surprisingly good looking but couldn't type/spell for shit. Clearly total dafties.
 
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i'll have to finish off the JizzSniper later on after a few joints, lots of bollocks to fill out on the profiles as well as the shite multiple choice questions on the 'POF Relationship Chemistry Predictor' that you have to fill out before proceeding.

I reckon once my account is up i'll be dripping in the finest bristol poontang, nothing gets a single mums knickers wetter than the lure of a MSB figure salary and a couple dickpics shot at complimentary angles

I'll filter out the wronguns for you mugz and forward you the cream of the crop
 
As far as i can tell, SMILFs tend to want one of two things. Either someone to rescue them and support them, or someone to use as a fuckbuddy.
You've gone for the rich fuckbuddy angle, and I think that's gonna be a winner.
 
I'm not even joking, Rudefinder, didn't even pay the membership just put up phone number, bbm digits and facebook addy (you have to do all this in words double spaced) but it worked a charm. The great thing is aswell you know they just want plumbed no messing about, any of the ones that don't sound keen can beat it.

I've not been on in a while, me and a couple mates kind of abused it for 2 weeks til one of my mates got invited to a top hotel locally, he went there ready to go and the birds husband wanted to film it, said he was a big cunt and it was very uncomfortable too lol. I've heard stories of people being set up by gorgeous women only to be banged by the father or some shit like that too, put me off quite alot when I thought about it!
 
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