Undercover Police - Most ridiculous disguises

[dan88]

I love stories like that, theres no tale as interesting as a crime tale. Also love Strungouts benefit book con, and the fact he got away with it!!

The only time I've ever encountered undercovers was at the warehouse project. Me and 2 mates were wandering round md'd out of our chops, when two guys in their 30's came up to us shouting "alright lads, sort us out with some eccies will you?" Me being the blabbermouth I am starts telling them we've had all ours, and generally start chewing their ears off. Couple of minutes later, we watched them go up to another group, chatted a bit, then frog marched them away. Definitely put me off going there, if I'd have had any left I'd have no doubt sold them some

 

[brimz]

@ BRIMZ
I used to to get my this girl to scratch out the dates in my benefit book , and change them to what ever day I wished to cash
( every other ) remember in the back of the books you could fill in the details and cash your book in 2 post offices you wouldn't usually use ?
The little old dear in my post office just didnt remember me coming in everyday, I even scratched out and changed the month on a few occasion's.
When it all came on top because I used up all my checks and reported it stollen/lost , the benefit fraud mob called me in , I told them I owed , drug dealers money and they took my book .I also told them i was more scared of the drug dealers than them so I couldn't possibly tell them there names.
They issue'd me a new book next day and told me not to let anyone see cash it.
The good old days , free money, drugs for very little graft.

The old letraset scam to get your book early been their done that got caught
That's why i was put on P.I.
Everthing you said rings true buddy kinda thought you would have an idea of dem days

 

[maxalfie]

That bit i wrote wasn't a story as such just a very brief outline of life .

I can do one a week ok

keep you waiting & give me time to do it proper like ?

Great idea Brimz,if you got the time then it would be really good to hear of your stories and experiences each week. I bet you got a load of good stuff to tell us,I look forward to reading them.

 

[brimz]

Great idea Brimz,if you got the time then it would be really good to hear of your stories and experiences each week. I bet you got a load of good stuff to tell us,I look forward to reading them.

i'm up for it i can drop a story every monday .
If the mods are ok with it ?
I'll be discreet like , i know where to stop when it comes to self incriminating . If i've been caught for something & punished by HM is it ok to post ?

 

[sockpuppet]

edt

 

[gannetsarewe]

Some undercovers came in to one of our local pubs, one fit girl chatted up one of the customers and asked him could he get her a pill, he wasn't into drugs but he knocked on the local crime families door got one pill and six months for his trouble.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I've clocked undercover cops in clubs a few times trying to buy shit (& had my suspicions confirmed by seeing folk get lifted by the same people I've just told to fuck off). Never in daft disguises but there's just something about them that makes them stand out a mile away. Even said to a pair of them "Fuck right off, I don't have any drugs & you're blatantly police" to which they looked pretty embarrassed & scarpered off - I would have got a totally different reaction if they weren't really police. Seen it outside Subby (as the smoking area is just the street out the front) & have been shouting "5-0!", "One time!" & other stupid slang for police while they've been giving me dirty looks.

The worst ever for mne was Minerva St. Glasgow . It opened doors at 6:30am so by 8:30 when things could start it was crazy .
The P.O over the road was owned by a gang so if you had a giro for their you had to pay tax or get beaten to fuk .
I had 1 payment from their & swiftly put it down my pants and cashed it uptown ( i only new to do this cos i was told. )

I think I've told you before that a few of my mates stay right round the corner from there lol.

Always used to get plain clothes at the free parties I used to go to local. Proper trousers and DM shoes, always asking all and sundry for drugs, they were fekin hilarious, the may as well have been in uniform.

Haha, exactly. They're shite at looking "normal" round here.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Worst police disguise?



Internet drug forum poster.

 

[strungout2010]

Not a Disguise story ,but a funny undercover story.
My 2 very good pals ( brothers ) served up coke , only by the Oz or more ,they sometimes sorted pals out bits a pieces , but didn't really want to.
Brother A went on holiday and brother B got a call from a fella a saying your brother told me to ring you for a Oz , silly bollocks never checked with brother A and sorted matey out.
Two days latter the day of V festival , matey phoned back wanting 2 Oz , brother B said he was going V and didn't have time to sort it , matey pleaded, begged and said he needed it for his people for V.
Brother B , gave in and agreed to meet in the festival car park.

That afternoon we was standing drinking in the dance tent , when about 25 uniformed old bill came steaming in the tent, brother B ( laughing his bollocks off ) nudged me and said check this out son , some cunts about to get it.
The old bill steamed past us , stopped turned round and 10 of the cunts jumped all over brother B.

He's now havin his own little holiday , at majesty's pleasure.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Can always tell a cop by the shoes.

There's an undercover works in Bristol, occasionally tries to score in the area where all Crack and smack dealers congregate, thing is, he has a very thick Scottish accent! What a way to blend into the crowd in an area that is predominantly populated by black or white bristolians.

I remember seeing two men who looked like they'd be in their early thirties, dressed in smart jeans, leather jackets and comfy shoes at a bang face rave in London, they just didn't seem right. Saw them go into a cubicle together, in the unisex toilet, maybe they were just going into the cubicle to take drugs, and had chosen to dress smart for the occasion....didn't sit well with me though. They also managed to clear the toilets of all who had been hanging around in them.

 

[Myshkin]

There were three guys in the Roadhouse in Manchester a few months back whom I initially thought were mates of the bouncers who'd just turned up to cause aggro. I clocked them at the door not paying and the way they walked about the place was just not in keeping with the clientele. To say nothing of the fact they were built like brick shithouses and dressed like members of a slightly more 'dangerous' boy band.

I was tripping at the time so it all seemed more vivid and ridiculous. It didn't help their case that they'd sent a black guy in to probably the whitest club night outside of the BNP Social.

They eventually walked up to where I was standing with a mate and one of them remarked that I looked 'tired'. I quickly slipped into 'acting straight' mode, laughed and said I'd had a few drinks before motioning my mate away, disappearing into the crowd and pretending to watch the band we'd hitherto been ignoring.

It was only later on in the night that I realised what their game had been. If they'd sent some teenage girls in there I'd still be locked up now.

 

[backroll]

nice one brimz as usual! Tripping in the Roadhouse Sam...you wouldn't get me down those stairs with acid in me! Strung bruv that's a grim one

My mate got kippered for supplying at Bestival quite some years ago now. I didn't help matters...

So these two BUFF girls come over, it was costume day, one was Wonder Woman and the other Super Girl. BAIT!

"Have you got any Es or coke?" Alarm bells should have rung I know but the vibe that day was so outrageous that we thought not much of it! However I was sufficiently spooked to try the pint and the white wine they each had. Both were legit so I stupidly told my mate it was kushty. They went over to a table and haggled with him over 3 wraps of mcat for ages! Eventually the girls, now joined by two hench looking dudes, whipped out cuffs and he got carted off to the other side of the Island. Me and my boy scarpered. He did brake back in though later! However he shouldn't have...

Me and my mate were left a bit shell shocked but enjoyed the the rest of that day playing spot the fed. It became ridiculously easy and rumbling them was proper fun. When my mate came back from the cells he was a bit prang obviously, but this, coupled with a terrible mcat addiction and me and my mate still loving "spot the fed" caused accute pyschosis in the guy and he ended up accusing us of being pigs and he poured 26 grams of drone in the bin out of sheer prang!

Needless to say it was the last time I went to a commercial festival as a punter. This ain't the place for graffiti and undercover police stories but I got a ton! BTP you are bait and we know who you are! NICE BOX FRESH LACED UP REEBOKS AND NORTH FACE YO! Mugs

 

[mydrugbuddy]

When I was a student at Sunderland Poly I used to go to a student bar called The Carlton to play pool every night. I loved playing pool, and loved the crowd in that place. It was also very conveniently a place where a couple of dealers hung out (mostly weed, but theyd occasionally get some speed or trips in too). The place was absolutely rife and getting out of control, some foolish student would blatantly skin up and smoke in the bar. One night this mean old grizzled lookin feller (something along the lines of Taggart) came in and sat down in the corner, the dealers immediately clocked him as police and vanished and so did half the room. I knew too but i was very cocky in those days so i just stayed my ground as i didnt have anything on me. He beat me in a staring down contest, the hatred in those eyes was quite something.

Anyone here at Uni in Sunderland currently ? is The Carlton still there ? Has it cleaned up ?

 

[strungout2010]

@ Backroll

HA HA, I can imagine the bestival bust , what with Sunday being fancy dress day.what a duo to get lifted by.
Made me really lol For real.

What a fucking great yarn , Brimz comes out with yet another top thread.

 

[brimz]

I think I've told you before that a few of my mates stay right round the corner from there lol.

Yeah you said .
I clocked it on G maps and the whole area has been re generated the Dole office building is still their but boarded up.

Oh yeah this a laugh n that but never under estimate the Police .
They have infinte resources and some are actually really clever the odds say so !

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Most of these stories seem to involve entrapment. Entrapment isn't legal. Anyone care to explain the apparent contradiction?

 

[FlippingTop]

That people are spinning out most of the time and under-covers are just people with poor dress scene...

 

[brimz]

Most of these stories seem to involve entrapment. Entrapment isn't legal. Anyone care to explain the apparent contradiction?

You would be surprised mate .
I don't knbow how they swerve it but they do i've got mates doing time atm for selling to Police .
It go's like this .
They dress up n look the part have naltroxene implant thus making opiates in effective so when you see them having a boot you think well their cool.
Then they catch junkies when they are skint and ill and it's
"can you score me a ..... i'll sort you ?"
I've got one mate just come back for selling 5 Diazepam he did 12 months of 18 .
It was part of an operation i'll pm you the rest if you want ?

 

[Vader]

They then triumphantly proclaim their successes in banging up dealer scum, when what they've actually done is manipulated a poor, sick, desperate person, and left the real criminals untouched. Disgusting.

 

[brimz]

They then triumphantly proclaim their successes in banging up dealer scum, when what they've actually done is manipulated a poor, sick, desperate person, and left the real criminals untouched. Disgusting.

Bang on the money .
Occasionally they get a minor dealer who is scarred shitless & will never sell out the man above