Random MSN Gibberings XCIX: Better late than never

[Mugz]

Would they pay for the phone in the prison currency "Cigarettes" ?

 

[watsons torment]

right..so we've discovered there is a gap in the market for a 22. calibre dildo shaped smart phone, to the bat cave!

 

[knock]

"Snout" isn't it?

 

[Mailmonkey]

ultimate prison tool

lol yeah, the ultimate, an item of contraband, disguised as another item of contraband. SCCHHWEEEEET!

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

The phones would be alright, can get some fairly streamlined ones, lube 'em up I bet they'd slide up a treat.

Charger however, fuck me. Those three prongs are gonna fuck your ring-piece one way or the other. Be it on the way in or the way out.

You'd have to dismantle the plug. Would need to accommodate a small screwdriver though I imagine.

 

[watsons torment]

lol yeah, the ultimate, an item of contraband, disguised as another item of contraband. SCCHHWEEEEET!

it can also be configured to look like a giant reefa

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

thats a rubbish idea

 

[pinkpapaver]

back in the day in long kesh they used to get the bits and pieces in to make their own radios.
i think im gonna go all this talk of putting things in the rectum isnt my cup of tea... im more interested in the moon cups. (ridiculous name) im off to smoke weed and read me book. god bless you irvine welsh. i was so sick earlier. h withdraawal is shite specially when your stuck on a bus after a hard day...and then you forget you felt so bad till the next time

incidently what are capitalist lite knowb as. theres some shite on the telly where theyre trying to recreate ealier 20thc class system thing......irvine welsh calls. and remember kids irvine is now upper class

I don't think they're allowed radios etc that they've bought outside the prison though. Are they not just given these things as privileges?

Sorry to piss on your cornflakes

 

[watsons torment]

thats a rubbish idea

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

deal with it bitch!

 

[Myshkin]

i was so sick earlier. h withdraawal is shite specially when your stuck on a bus after a hard day...and then you forget you felt so bad till the next time

That sounds horrible. Sorry you had to endure it, Pink.

 

[ColtDan]

Bomber command on itv... must have been scary as fuck

 

[Cornishman]

A coke-fuelled Cornishman expressing his PLUR

No cocaine for this corndogg.

Oh wow.. how do you mean Corny?

@Cornish....sally army?

No, things aint that bad.
Got relatives who are kind and feed me/let me sleep in their attic, etc.

 

[knock]

I'm looking for the one with the fiendish look in its eyes.

 

[Mugz]

That looks like a battic 8) :D

 

[Marmalade]

Today is Day 14, I should be feeling all 'wahhey'! & but it feels like Day 1

Just took some tramadol and co-cods to get rid of a blinding headache so I can sleep

 

[Allein]

^^

Are you on about you lady cycle again Marmz, I swear I get more PMT than Mrs atm these days

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I count day one as the day after my moon when i feel wahhayest because of the release I think. ^^

I suppose youve tried Agnus Castus and all that malarky?

 

[koneko]

^^^
Ock poor you what do you think has brought that on? I'm day 7, so the goings good so far.

Though I have a headache also after reading the last 4 pages of gibberings and the rest there ffs

Cannot sleep either, going to give up and have a cuppa and bit of toast I think. Carbs usually sedate me.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

bummer Kate