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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

A few months a few guys at my work were having a pissing contest on who has drank more

The one guy ended it with a finale saying that his tolerance to alcohol was so bad he drank FOUR 5ths, a 30 pack and three 40's and drove. He then got pulled over and bullshitted the cop for a while before getting breathalized. It registered the exact illegal limit so he insisted the cop do it again and "due to his insane alcohol tolerance" it just dropped lower and lowrr each time until the fifth or so try when it read a 0.0

That guy is a dumbass
 
I don't know why people think having a high tolerance to anything, especially alcohol, is cool

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Got me there!

Maybe I should clarify that she was smoking Oxycontin.

I used to smoke the old school oxy 80s all the time. Snort a line, then smoke a chunk to let it kick in faster. Not sure if you thought smoking oxy was impossible or you just think it's dumb. Definitely possible. A waste and terrible for your lungs, but if you have enough to spare it gets you high really fast
 
Yea i dont really like drinking, never have

Crohns disease makes it uncomfortable physically, but aside from that i dont like how it makes me feel much either.... god knows that the physical aspect alone wouldnt of stopped me if i liked it enough ha so good thing i dont like it that much
 
--Petty comments and one well deserved accolade

I dont like these lsd blotters...becose they are full of amfetamines...

Technically this could be true. DOB is an amphetamine.

Someone once told me that a friend of there's tried DMAA, and said it was even better than meth

I read this on some forum a while back and was cautiously excited. So I started thinking about it.

- A pentylamine base: well it’s almost a phenethylamine I guess.
- α-methyl group: Hmm a little amphipathic are we? Good chance it increases catecholamine activity.
- Lacks N-methylation: Drat, it’s DA to NE ratio is pry not too favorable.
- It’s Aliphatic: No goddamn phenyl group. No expected serotonergic effects.

Conclusion: You’d need a weird love for NE to find it better then meth.

I can attest that smoking cigs kicks in a pot buzz. and the same with coke.
Ditto, cigs stimulate the release of our favorite monoamines and also inhibit MAO. What I mean to say is that smoking a cig will get you 22.8989% higher.

Some kids got together in a house and took Datura. When they came down a couple of days later they realized they were playing soccer with one of them's severed head.

Datura’s hallucinations are perhaps the most interactive of any I know. I don’t think this happened, but I don’t doubt that it could.

"I smoked DMT dude really I did. We got it from tree bark." ..-_-..really. and what was that like?

Even Wikipedia can tell you that the bark of Mimosa Hostillis claims DMT as a naturally occurring constituent and in surprising proportions to boot.

friend said that this certain raver we knew did 25 hits of acid at once... hard to believe.

Given the intense variation in content that may exist even between adjacent tabs, and ease with which LSD degrades I am inclined to believe this type of story to be true without specific confounding factors. Additionally my own disappointing experience with LSD strength in certain parts of the more rural midwest—where often less then 3-4 tabs would fail to induce a trip—suggests to me that amounts to the tune of even 25 hits may have actually contained a much more reasonable dose.
'oh man i got the 500mg vicodins' and i can't help but correct them.
I love when this happens. Generally this merely elicits my tired tirade explaining that putting what is quite likely a lethal dose in a single pill would be generally frowned upon by the powers that govern Big Pharmacopeia. Though I have on a few occasions instead merely advised them of the theoretical value of such a pill and been much entertained by subsequent events.

Phenylephrine clears nasal passages.

I love you. Best story by far. Gold Medal.<3

As for my contribution:
I had a friend who swore up and down that you can smoke Mephedrone in blunts to great effect. Now being that I knew blunts to burn at a temperature far exceeding Meph’s Boiling point I was skeptical to say the least. So one day he brings some over and insists I try it for myself and see. To my surprise there did indeed appear to be some adrenergic effects and he beamed in vindication.
“See” he said enthusiastically, “It’s different, but you can smoke Meph!”
“Well to be fair it’s not really meph we’re smoking.” I reply unphased
His brow furrows in genuine confusion as he asks me what I mean.
“Listen,” I say, leaning in close, “Do you know what pyrolysis is?”
--
Fin
 
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misinformed drug user, one of my friends (after breaking his arm) said at the hospital they had to give him 5x the normal morphine dosAge cuz his weed tolerance was so high haha
Well i beilive it, i was hospitalized last year, and they had a pain management team come in for me because they could not manage my pain due to my tolorance, i was on 4mg of push dillaudid, every hour on top of a pump that i could push every 15 min, it despenced 10 mg an hour, they say i was an exotic case! True story
 
Well i beilive it, i was hospitalized last year, and they had a pain management team come in for me because they could not manage my pain due to my tolorance, i was on 4mg of push dillaudid, every hour on top of a pump that i could push every 15 min, it despenced 10 mg an hour, they say i was an exotic case! True story

You had an opiate tolerance. Theyre saying THAT story is bullshit because he had a WEED tolerance, not an opiate one. As in: why would someone need more opiates if they dont do them and only smoke weed.

Entirely different position than yours misfit chick lol. Reread that, it says "WEED TOLERANCE." There is nothing exotic about an opiate addict needing more dilaudid. Idk why a doctor told you that, they must've never met many opiate addicts lol.

But real bullshit when a weed smoker needs a giant shot of dillly because they "need to break through their incredible pot tolerance" 8) I would roll my eyes if a pot smoker told me that lol
 
Most people try to call bullshit when I say, on a 0 tolerance level, 100ug fentanyl and 5mg Midazolam IV, only gave me a LIGHT buzz (the intentions were to knock my ass out cold for surgery, failed of course)

One of the guys who picks off my dealer was over once and he was saying that he's smoked over a million dollars worth of crack. Him and his buddies used to wake up every morning and pick a QP of crack, then roll around all day taking $60 hoots, and stealing trucks and aluminium. At the end of the day they would take it all into the scrap yard, bribe the guy at the gate with an 8ball of crack, and sell all the metal for money for the next day. Said they'd get home by 9pm and would be scraping their pipes for rez. They used to sell their used brillos for $100 a piece. One time he cleaned out 4 brillos and got 7 grams of white powder come out of it O.O

That one sounded like MAD bullshit when I first heard it. But it is all 100% real
 
Most people try to call bullshit when I say, on a 0 tolerance level, 100ug fentanyl and 5mg Midazolam IV, only gave me a LIGHT buzz (the intentions were to knock my ass out cold for surgery, failed of course)

One of the guys who picks off my dealer was over once and he was saying that he's smoked over a million dollars worth of crack. Him and his buddies used to wake up every morning and pick a QP of crack, then roll around all day taking $60 hoots, and stealing trucks and aluminium. At the end of the day they would take it all into the scrap yard, bribe the guy at the gate with an 8ball of crack, and sell all the metal for money for the next day. Said they'd get home by 9pm and would be scraping their pipes for rez. They used to sell their used brillos for $100 a piece. One time he cleaned out 4 brillos and got 7 grams of white powder come out of it O.O

That one sounded like MAD bullshit when I first heard it. But it is all 100% real

Im calling bullshit on the million dollar crack rock trio with more rez in their pipe then could probably even fit in a glass rose
 
2 things I don't like about psychedelic users:

1: people who, when they take psychedelics, only take 1 hit (or a very small amount) and act like they are a psychonaut, saying it's impossible to have a bad trip, bragging to people that they take lsd when they haven't even really tripped before. drugs aren't cool, and if you took a truly psychedelic dose in your life you would know that a bad trip is VERY possible

2: people that claim to have taken acid and explain it like they saw some cartoon magicical land with fairies and dragons, etc. when you know that they have never done it before. I have taken psychedelics a lot and some of the doses were beyond comprehension, so I think I would know if it were possible.
 
Im calling bullshit on the million dollar crack rock trio with more rez in their pipe then could probably even fit in a glass rose

I'm sorry to hear that. Most people I know make a real pipe not some tiny, skinny ass glass rose tube that busts. Most people have pipes that are wider than a cigarette here. But, I guess that's just you not wanting to believe it because you wish it was you hahaha!!

They had big ass metal tubes about 10" long, the brillo pads were about 4" long, and a long hose attached to the end of that, I've seen a picture. You should invest in a real pipe instead of some dinky ass useless glass tube that's too small to even fit a decent hoot, trust homie.
 
i actually made a post a while back about what kind of pipe would be better then a glass rose and wouldn't break because I know there has to be better options you are indeed right

luckily i've decided since then that the crack game isn't for me and i don't like what the drug does to me as a person... or even how it makes me feel aside from that initial rush of course

it's weird - crack is the drug that really makes me sick to my stomach to think about, shooting heroin doesn't. not sure why, maybe because crack was my drug of choice for years in high school before meeting heroin a couple years ago? guess it doesn't matter, i'm just glad i'm not doing it today lol

edit - being on my second day on suboxone and off heroin however, i can NOT say that i'm glad i'm not doing heroin today lmao :X but i know it's for the best
 
My story friends don't believe.

A heavy night at a strip club, way to drunk to drive, and I lost my glasses as well so i cant see shit at night and and im fooked.
I am literally just driving through stop signs and traffic lights, cant function,
I get pulled over by cops, they let me go, and i proceed to do circles in the area and get pulled over by the same cops 3 more times, somehow avoiding arrest. Usually its as easy as a quick bribe but i didnt even need to do that, not sure why!. And usually in my area they assault people for no reason.

Anyways, thought i was lucky, got arrested 2 weeks later DUI. Go to police station to find the investigation officer for documents for defense. She tells me to chill, my blood sample got destroyed when the testing center burnt down. Case closed. Goto love africa.

Suffice to say, I will no longer drive drunk ever again, I have used all my luck. True story.

A while back this unassuming friend of ours (more like acquaintance) kept insisting his mother sold meth and there where baggies hidden all over the house, like under plants and in between clothes and shit. Sounded bull but we went there one day and there was literally bags of meth hidden in stupid places all over. That was a great 5 days.
 
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This ones gonna sound kinda bs(y) lol but I litterally JUST watched him do it lol.
So my dude has* 4 dillies right and he's like can u crush um for me I'm in a hurry I'm like fuck it okay (these are the 4mg ones btw) so I get um crushed and I'm like oh shit lemmie grab a baggie and he's like naw man and so I cut off a big like (probably almost a whole pill and the others are just in a giant pile. So he bends down w/ his bill and *sniff sniff* both piles are gone. My jaw dropped for the first time. And he's like ya these are good I can already feel um. And leaves. (Mind u he was a HARDCORE coke head for many a year but still crazy none the less).

*Dont incriminate yourself.

^ lol I just read that one in the close calls thread xD
Comatoserct
"2: people that claim to have taken acid and explain it like they saw some cartoon magicical land with fairies and dragons, etc. when you know that they have never done it before. I have taken psychedelics a lot and some of the doses were beyond comprehension, so I think I would know if it were possible."
Dude that shit pisses me off 2. I think it pisses everyone who's ACTUALLY done um off.
"Oh there was a giant dragon chasing u breathing fire and shit after u ate the 1/8 of shrooms. That's cool man, I'm sure dude. Good for u"

Please edit your posts instead of making 2 seperate posts. And there is a Quote button, you know.
 
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guy last night was talking about being at a rave, and eating some shrooms, and then eating a x pill that was "laced with LSD and acid" and the trip getting all sorts of crazy...him chasing a wter bottle that he thought was a bunny and shit like that

me and my girlfriend were just nodding politely and waiting for him to leave so we could bust out laughing
 
This reminds me of a trip I had with my best friend at the time and his gf a few years ago. He got stuck up her ass so I don't really talk to him that much anymore.

So he and I dosed 2 tabs of some unperf'd white blotter, she took 1-same batch of LSD btw, off the same 10-strip.

I having a fairly intense trip, mentally and visually. Well, she basically said that she felt awake but she wasn't really getting any visuals or a head change or anything.

This bitch is so stupid, she tries to tell me that 8 hours after dosing, when we're coming down from the L on my front porch and watching the sun rise, that she fucking sees MARIO running down the street and pointed and said "there he is, I see him." I just facepalm'd. He knew better but he was and is so far up her ass, he didn't say anything. Needless to say, I never tripped with them again.

Beyond that, she had an awful personality, physically and emotionally abuses him, etc.
 
2 things I don't like about psychedelic users:

1: people who, when they take psychedelics, only take 1 hit (or a very small amount) and act like they are a psychonaut, saying it's impossible to have a bad trip, bragging to people that they take lsd when they haven't even really tripped before. drugs aren't cool, and if you took a truly psychedelic dose in your life you would know that a bad trip is VERY possible

2: people that claim to have taken acid and explain it like they saw some cartoon magicical land with fairies and dragons, etc. when you know that they have never done it before. I have taken psychedelics a lot and some of the doses were beyond comprehension, so I think I would know if it were possible.

I know a guy whos like that. We used to be friends, but not anymore. I know now that he steals drugs from friends if he can get away with it. Douchebag... I won't go into detail because I could write a book about what a douche he is.

I'd like to troll him by giving him a big dose (like a mg) and then just fucking with his mind till the trip's over, but that's really cruel and it can really fuck you up I guess. He only tripped once, on a 150mic dose I gave him. And when we were talking about LSD afterwards he would explain to me how an LSD-trip works..

His explanation goes a little like this: "think positive and your trip will be good, if you have a negative thought: just switch back to positive thoughts (LOL), then you can go back to having a good trip." Clueless..

He doesn't even know howmuch the set and setting can affect your trip.. He was hanging at my place and spending the night so nothing unexpected happened and he was in a comfortable place all the time. If only he had to handle a strong trip while going out for a night on the town or whatever. I'd like to see if he'd still talk like that after a med-strong LSD experience.


+ Yeah, who doesn't hate kids who bullshit about having taken psychedelics. When they explain it, it sounds like a trip one could maybe, just MAYBE (lol) get from eating a handful of datura seeds mixed with a few mg's of lsd and some ayahuasca in the mix... They're always describing LSD as a fun and happy delirium. It annoys me so much...
 
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