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Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

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Serves you right for having escaped Blighty during that German lady's extended shindig and the accompanying rain. ;)

It's the first bit of light we've had in a long time too. About time too, considering I was getting a premature September feeling. If it's any consolation I can see it's clouding over already.
 
Marmalade said:
@ atm: use to include zinc I believe. hence why my Obsession talc got discontinued (fuckers!)

Johnson's baby talc is still very much in use tho ... talc is for baby stuffs mainly .. but there's nowt better than getting into a clean bed after a 2 hour bath at night and having a smooth body all talc'd and yummy.

[edit] bodies writhe better/easier with talc too ;p

[edit x 2] old skool wins!
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There are still some scare stories about an asbestos like affect from it but these appear to be far from proven, I know we used it on both our children but I don't indulge myself.

I can't bath or shower at the mo with this fekin cast on, I have special chair from the hospital so I can sit and strip wash at the sink, at least I can keep clean but that's it, you just don't get that fresh feeling you get from a good scrub down in the shower or a soak in the bath, something to look forward to getting back to.

There's no writhing going on either, at the mo Marmz:\ can't even lay down, sleeping sitting up is shit as well....morning moan over...as you were ;)
 
Crap grey day outside,looks like its gonna chuck it down any minute now.
Gonna spend the day with mate watching some films then pick up script later on.
Have good day people.
 
Done packing, shit all to do today now and just discovered the local offie has 12 packs of Blackthorn for 4.99, woop. Off for a spliff n a cider in the (relative) sun :D
 
Afternoon, all :)

Blazing sunshine and a more or less perfect temperature here today - nice 'n' warm but not ridiculously hot 'n' humid. So nice out I've even hung me washing up on the fence to dry outside for a change. Ground is still swampy as fuck after all that rain earlier in the week though. Went out barefoot to hang washing and sunk ankle-deep in the boggy grass. Looks fine to walk on but is actually nearer to quicksand cum swamp than lawn.
 
I'm starting to get a real taste for Disarrano. Luckily my mate does as well so now I'm unemployed he brings the bottles round.
Getting sick of not bloody working now,can't put up with this for much longer.
 
Afternoon people, I'm having to use a lot of self control this afternoon, am going out to the cinema at about 6 but have a bag of ethylphenidate that arrived this morning, I keep wanting to test it out but I know that if I take one dose then I'll end up bailing on the cinema and starting a binge, I'm going to have to use a lot of self control to wait until I get back to start the ethylphenidate.

I'm a disarrono fan too maxalfie, don't really drink much of it though, I love almonds.
 
Mailmonkey said:
talc is only useful for getting ladies into latex.
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Or murdering OAPs. Bit of talc down the throat. Game over. Where's the pension book?

Mugz said:
Afternoon people, I'm having to use a lot of self control this afternoon, am going out to the cinema at about 6 but have a bag of ethylphenidate that arrived this morning, I keep wanting to test it out but I know that if I take one dose then I'll end up bailing on the cinema and starting a binge, I'm going to have to use a lot of self control to wait until I get back to start the ethylphenidate.
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Have you done it before? It's shit. Don't waste an evening out for the non-dunt that pish gives you.

I've still got near 2g sitting in a drawer, I'm fucked if I can think of a time when I'll ever go near it again. Pointless drug.
 
Hey Mrs atm has sorted me a free loan wheelchair with a leg support from the Red Cross, I think me adding few electric ones to the Ebay watch list panicked her a bit, it may all have ended in tears:).

Hope fully this shitty weather will ease up but in the mean time at least I can get around the ground floor of the house better, crutches are shite, there OK for getting from A to B as long as its not mote than a few meters but you can't carry anything not even a cup of coffee, at the moment I'm using a combination of crutches and computer wheely chair just for a cuppa so this will be luxury.

I'll be making an appropriate donation to the nice people at the Red Cross and the street will be a little safer with me in a self propelled chair:)
 
parttime crackhead said:
Have you done it before? It's shit. Don't waste an evening out for the non-dunt that pish gives you.

I've still got near 2g sitting in a drawer, I'm fucked if I can think of a time when I'll ever go near it again. Pointless drug.
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I've done it a few times before, I can definitely stop myselffrom using it for another 4 hours until I have to leave, should be easy enough. I quite enjoy the drug, not everyone is going to enjoy the same drugs, I'm a bit of a stim fiend as many know and it is so cheap it's worth doing it every now and again instead of getting drunk.
 
Mugz said:
I've done it a few times before, I can definitely stop myselffrom using it for another 4 hours until I have to leave, should be easy enough. I quite enjoy the drug, not everyone is going to enjoy the same drugs, I'm a bit of a stim fiend as many know and it is so cheap it's worth doing it every now and again instead of getting drunk.
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Exactly. Maybe we should start a drug club to go along with the film club, we can try out different drugs and discuss their relative merits, this will allow the exposition and comparison of our preferences in drugs.

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A merger of the drug and film club would be fun. Fight club on cocaine, Kontroll on ket, A Town Called Panic on Mushrooms. Or just everything on ket sounds good =D
 
went for a stroll to the city centre for a bit of fresh air & exercise, seen a very fat old man in a wheel chair repeatably bouncing into a low curb unable to get up so offered to give him a push. He asked if i was going to the shop and if i'd mind pushing him there, no problem. I get to do a good deed and pushing an obese bloke in a wheel chair is decent exercise. I got chatting to him and asked him where he lived and it turns out he was about a mile away from his house so i offered to push him back home after he'd been to the shop because he was clearly having great difficulty getting anywhere and i imagine the journey home would take him hours.

200 meters away from co-op I get a really really horrible smell, the undeniable stench of human shit. At first i could not tell where the smell was coming from and then i noticed small brown droplets of liquid poo leaking out of the back of the wheelchair. I was unsure at this point what i could do.. do i tell the old geezer he has just shat himself? does he already know? OH FUCK. As i get closer to co-op the droplets of faeces are getting bigger and bigger until i'm at the entrance and it has turned pretty steady stream of shit coming out of the back of his chair. By the time i get him onto alcohol aisle there is a substantial amount of diarrhea forming a pool behind him and i'm close to throwing up.

So without saying a word, i turn my back and with haste flee the scene. I feel fucking terrible that i told the dude i'd push him home but instead left him in the middle of co-op in a pool of shit but what could i do?

Bad fucking times.
 
That's a pretty crazy situation watson, I think that I would have done the same, although I probably wouldn't have gotten myself into that situation as I probably would have followed the bystander effect and not helped the guy in the first place. I think maybe you should have told him about the shit though.
 
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