haha!
I've never had black garlic either, never heard of it, no call for it round 'ere.
Seems to be a specialist item, they don't even sell it in the awesome morrisons
http://www.frenchflavour.co.uk/Garlic/blackgarlic.htm
Black garlic is sweet meets savoury
a perfect mix of molasses-like richness and tangy garlic undertones
... and Shambles? are you flood affected?
I'm of the mindset that if you don't kill it yourself, you don't deserve to eat it. (I would be more than willing to kill some for survival purposes, if it were necessary, but it ain't so I wont)
The time I spent constructing I could equally have spent in depravity of various levels, was just a matter of what caught my eye first.