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Thursday and feels like a weekender already. Spot on 
YellowPolkaDotHalo
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I caught up with BB. One guy is a porn star/ public speaker and told one of the other contestants who proceeded to ask other housemates if they recognised him.
Highly unlikely I reckon. Any film ive ever been forced to watch 8) the camera rarely focusses on the fella above the waist while close ups of the porn starlet gurning sexily appear to be formulaic. I'm wondering if this is because most porn is directed at what turns a man on rather than a woman. Probably because more men look at the stuff.
It really turns me on to see a mans face when hes enjoying sex and especially when hes coming but all you get is an off camera 'oh fuckkkkk' and a woman pulling a stereotypical wide eyed/wide mouthed /whatever face as she gets splattered.
I think Marmz posted a link to a site a while back which just showed peoples faces as they orgasmed. I'd be interested to see if their traffic is predominantly female.
Perhaps theres something in that Mars and Venus statement that men are more turned on by the visual and women more by emotion. Faces are clearly better at emoting than tits and arse :D
I'm a bit spaced and ponderous.. humour me.. xxx
Highly unlikely I reckon. Any film ive ever been forced to watch 8) the camera rarely focusses on the fella above the waist while close ups of the porn starlet gurning sexily appear to be formulaic. I'm wondering if this is because most porn is directed at what turns a man on rather than a woman. Probably because more men look at the stuff.
It really turns me on to see a mans face when hes enjoying sex and especially when hes coming but all you get is an off camera 'oh fuckkkkk' and a woman pulling a stereotypical wide eyed/wide mouthed /whatever face as she gets splattered.
I think Marmz posted a link to a site a while back which just showed peoples faces as they orgasmed. I'd be interested to see if their traffic is predominantly female.
Perhaps theres something in that Mars and Venus statement that men are more turned on by the visual and women more by emotion. Faces are clearly better at emoting than tits and arse :D
I'm a bit spaced and ponderous.. humour me.. xxx
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
It was. It was tanned before I even officially started drinking last night. So I was basically 1 full bottle of Buckfast ahead of everyone else. Memory is very hazy, I was fucking ruined.
I can remember both gigs being quality though, my mate's instrumental band were excellent, really interested to see how they progress (last night was their first gig) & my other mate's band fucking wrecked the place at Flat 0/1, there was a wee dude holding one of the speaker stacks up as it was attempting to fall over ever 30 seconds due to the entire place going fucking tonto. Cunts stage diving off the bar & shit lol.
It was totally sold out, I had a ticket which I could have punted for a healthy profit but decided not to as I'd rather go to the gig, then I didn't even need the fucking thing! Strolled straight in past the bouncers etc without even being asked for it, everyone else had bands round their wrists so they could get in & out for a fag, they never asked to see mine (which I obviously didn't have due to never handing over a ticket) once. I guess getting to know bouncers (so that they at least recognise your face) without ever trashing their bar pays off. They must have just assumed I'd already been in & didn't bother to stop me.
Outstanding night overall, although this kind of hazy memory normally means I have horribly offended one or more people at some point during the night (usually someone I barely know haha) so I'll find out over the next few days if I was a total prick or just a wee bit of an arse.
Woke up on my mate's couch, I was sure I was in my own bed, I was raging when I realised I still had to mission it home but then he offered me a run home in exchange for a McD's breakfast - DEAL!
I don't even feel rough at all now. Belting out a wee bit of Nas & about to skin up. Heavy recovery time then an all day (ie, 8am kick off) "get-absolutely-fucking-wasted" mission on Saturday
Fuckin' hell. I need to stop writing essays when I meant to write a short reply lol.
I dunno man. Pretty shit places I think. O'Couture was the last place they were advertising a night for (& asking for funky-house DJs haha - I didn't reply to that!) so I'm guessing places like that. I don't give a fuck though, I just want to play to people as oppose to my bedroom wall lol. Like I said, I think I'd be playing more background music (as in, the crowd wouldn't all be standing facing me, paying solid attention), so probably pretty pishy clubs but anything will do tbh. I'm tempted to send the dude a message & let him know that I don't actually want any money for it.
The drummer from my mate's band was DJing till 3am last night, well not really, he was literally just playing tunes (probably off iTunes) after they'd finished their set last night. Belting out California Love & shit haha. I'd be far too tempted to do shit like in the middle of a techno set. Just drop a Wu-Tang tune & not give a fuck if the crowd start throwing pints at me lol.
Edit - Clocked a couple of photos. That's what you call a sweaty gig!!!! This was gig #2 (Drive-By Argument).
My mate using a beer bottle to play his guitar??? Lol, wtf? I'll need to ask him what that's all about.
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Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
slide guitar, its a classic showboating guitarist's trick, using a beer bottle as a slide.
they look like a good band, nice to see a band sweatin and obviously fully into it %)
they look like a good band, nice to see a band sweatin and obviously fully into it %)
parttime crackhead
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They were going ballistic, which in turn made the whole crowd go fucking mental as well. Found some pictures of my mate in the crowd.
The girl in the green dress on the bar is the bird that puts the night on (it was the 1st birthday), she dived right off that bar into the crowd in her wee party frock number haha.
^ Looks like a long lost cousin of wee Alby at the front there lol. I wish I'd spotted him, coulda got me some new shoes
The girl in the green dress on the bar is the bird that puts the night on (it was the 1st birthday), she dived right off that bar into the crowd in her wee party frock number haha.
^ Looks like a long lost cousin of wee Alby at the front there lol. I wish I'd spotted him, coulda got me some new shoes
trammies
Bluelighter
Even cooler when Ry Cooder does it with the neck of a bottle.
Love Ry Cooder.
EDIT: Got my reply in late, that's in reference to slide.
Love Ry Cooder.
EDIT: Got my reply in late, that's in reference to slide.
Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
Even cooler when Ry Cooder does it with the neck of a bottle.
Love Ry Cooder.
EDIT: Got my reply in late, that's in reference to slide.
This fucker's even better
not musically, but cooler slidin'
trammies
Bluelighter
I'm upset you compared Ry Cooder to that... I'm gonna sit and huff and listen to my blues.
I tried to start a fight with the last guy who stagedived on me.
For some reason or other I'm sure I've had let her get away with it.
Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
I bet he fuckin shat himself!
and sorry trammies, wasn't comparing that rubbish to ry, I just like the whole bottle to be used as a slide, not just the neck, he might as well just use a proper slide...
did you grab her crotch?
it's crotch anarchy as far as stagediving's concerned imo. serves em right
Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
Buena Vista Social Club ruined Havana, imo.
true dat
true dat
trammies
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