Random MSN Gibberings XCV - Love ya. Not really.

[Marmalade]

it made me want to bleach my brain.

that doesn't sound like such a bad idea. bit 'o spring cleaning's always good for thee soul

 

[parttime crackhead]

havent looked there in years ... scary, but on sale, so a bargain ;p

Fuck that. Getting Han Solo'ed for a laugh? Aye, no danger.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Knock! I've got an old enema kit I bought from The Stockroom about 10 years ago that's collecting dust in a cupboard somewhere. it's yours if you want it ;p

Your toof vid gave me a girlie boner

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havent looked there in years ... scary, but on sale, so a bargain ;p

That reminded me of this simpsons episode:

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

WTF where's my picture gone:
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/xena-simpsons2_7008.jpg

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

that doesn't sound like such a bad idea. bit 'o spring cleaning's always good for thee soul

check out the gags and muzzles Marmz I'm sure the old man will love you in one.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

For when 2 hands just aren't enough:

LOL

 

[Marmalade]

check out the gags and muzzles Marmz I'm sure the old man will love you in one.

I'm fairly open minded sexually, but I'm not sure how I feel about you fantasising about my love life

hrmn ... actually ... even granny porn has its merits. I'll certainly give it some consideration *muah*

 

[Marmalade]

For when 2 hands just aren't enough:


LOL

wow. maybe Knock can use one as a prop for his next vid.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Knock! I've got an old enema kit.. it's yours if you want it ;p

A friend of mine had to get one of those a few years for persistent thrush and constant foul smelling green discharge.. I think she got it* from herbalist though.. Did it help hun?

I just got out and realised I still had my slippers on. :/

*The enema kit not the, er, condition. It didnt help. Shes probs got hers gathering dust on the wardrobe too. I think shes learnt to live with the stench.

 

[parttime crackhead]

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2113877_obscene_graffiti_on_olympics_cycling_route

Hahaha!

 

[Cornishman]

^^ Lol.

Ahoy everyone!

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Ahoy Cap'n

 

[Cornishman]

Ahoy Miss Halo!

 

[Cornishman]

The weather down here is sunshine with spots of rain.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

The weather down here is sunshine with spots of rain.

White sky here right now..

I just got some etilam blister pack etizzys delivered and had 3 to.. well no excuse really just wanted to get off my face a bit. I made a right ricket because what I thought was going to be a free day to just potter in the garden etc has turned into an i've got to rush around doing stuff that needs a vaguely functioning brain.

I cant feel my thighs.

 

[Cornishman]

Is the thigh problem etiz related?

I'm sure you'll be fine as long as you don't need to remember stuff.

 

[Albion]

So I just woke up

 

[Cornishman]

*gasps*

I'm thinking of having a nap tbh.
Been up since 4:45 working hard like a boss.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

So youre just starting to say 'so' before saying something like the yanks.


Cornishman I want to think of you as a Fisherman will you not tell me if youre an accountant or something please.


Can someone buy me some black latex hooves please?

 

[Myshkin]

So youre just starting to say 'so' before saying something like the yanks.

So what?