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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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xstayfadedx said:
You and your friend contemplated being dominatrix's. Your plan is so elaborate that you think you should just go through with it. You both decided you would rent out a shitty motel room after you build your list of guys who want to be dominated. You figured out that doing this on your own allows you to bring in more money because you don't need to pay anyone since you only work for yourself... You also then tell your friend that one of us should sit in the bathroom with a shotty so if some psycho/creeper/or whatever comes then we can yell the code word and blast out the bathroom with a shotgun. Wow.
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seems legit
 
You might be a Junkie if...

you think about painting your desk black because it's already half black from cig burn marks
you have listened to the same song on repeat for an entire night but didn't realize it
you are annoyed with yourself if you nod out so completely you didn't get to enjoy your high
you wake up with strange patterns on your face from nodding out with your face on the keyboard (and in a similar vein, you nod out fully clothed, sitting in your chair and wake up with your legs completely asleep)
you hardly make any bowel movements, but when you do it's a good idea to have a toilet plunger handy
you suddenly realize you haven't eaten for days and have trouble doing so unless you fix
you will wait ridiculous amounts of times for your connect to hook you up, when they say they're close ( "just 5 more minutes man.")
 
95Land said:
I actually once nodded out during full on intercourse. It was "give her what she wants, my soul is dead, but at least my dick is still working," opiate sex.
I woke myself from the 6-8 second nod, after hearing myself make a comment about somebodies clothes(?) and hearing the person underneath me say, "What?!"
NYC dope.........
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i was new to h at the time and could dose then fuck, now the spirit is willing but the body is weak...at the time tho, could you get any happier? blowjobs, high as fuck, last for hours, warm bed and skin...she can fuck off now tho. haha.
 
Nah, I'm sure we could pull in a lot of guys. Especially with all the attention we get when we just walk the streets. Also one of my friend's is a stripper she could get us some guys into that shit lmaooooo. =D
 
livetheopiatedream said:
and cursing a person fixing before they bring u ur dope cuz ur SICK u fucking douche bring me the drugs what do I pay u for?! Hehe I'm a hypocrite
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I used to have a middleman that was so reliable when he was just sniffing it, but then switched to shooting and would take forever. He couldn't hit a vein for shit, and he would go to shoot up between getting the dope and bringing it to me. That lasted for about 2 weeks before I stopped going through him. He was able to use just fine for around 5 years of being a sniffer, but went downhill fast once he switched to shooting.
 
my dealer's digits are sequential/repeating #s only i'm so glad.

you know you're a junkie when your mother knows which drugs you're receiving by the return address on the unmarked package you just got.
 
Carl Landrover said:
Your dealers number is the only cell number you have memorized aside from your own
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Damn, man...lol. That shit is so fucking true. I don't even have my girlfriends number memorized, but please believe that if I'm out somewhere & my phone dies, I can use hers and have his number dialed without hesitation. Not a single "damn, is it 41 or 14" pause. Sad, lol.

...What is a "Poundland" though?
 
Carl Landrover said:
Your dealers number is the only cell number you have memorized aside from your own
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So much truth here.

-You might be a junky if you've picked up a burner or throw away phone strictly for deals/dealers, then thought about selling it after 2 uses
-You might be a junky if you keep mental note of the dollar worth of every item you own in case you need to sell or pawn it
-You might be a junky if whether you have $20,000 dollars or $20 dollars, it lasts until the next time you get paid, no less no more
-You might be a junky if you've ever contemplated moving to a different state strictly for a better market
-You might be a junky if you decide the clothes you where that day with the ones that have the least burn holes in them
-You might be a junky if you are extremely well versed driving with elbows and knees since you get used to using your hands to fix
 
hahaha i know the feeling. i was once in a hotel bathroom with some super hot super rich girl from who i was fortunate enough to be receiving head. we were facing the sink with the shower next to us and i remember coming out of a nod with my face on the mirror and the girl screaming at me. apparently, i had nodded out and leaned forward accidentally causing the girl to smack the back of her head (something i genuinely feel shitty about, but it is funny) and fall backwards under the sink. i was trying to piece reality together and i assumed the reason she was under there was that the sink was broken and we were for some reason trying to fix it. i responded to her screams of wtf by muttering "righty tighty lefty loosey" a few times before she stood up and walked out. i just said, "fuck it" and closed my eyes again. woke up a few hours later stand/leaning against the sink with my face stuck to the mirror and an empty hotel room...
 
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