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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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quesoanejo said:
im new to shooting. whats wrong with using a cig filter?
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Here is a thread about cigarette filters vs cotton filters. Micron filters are the way to go though (that thread has a link to the micron filter thread) and here is why micron filters are safer.

You might be a junkie if despite looking at that link I just posted, you still continue to shoot up without using a micron filter.
 
KAYLA2010 said:
Ms. Mar- i did that teo months ago fml
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lol you're fuckin tellin me. i don't even know how it happen, must have nodded out for a couple of seconds, I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING HOME TOO! so lucky the cops didn't charge me or take away my liscense
 
you might be a junkie if during a full scale heroin withdrawal you go to a doctor and fake symptoms of back pain hoping he'll give you opiates. (true)
 
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You Might Be A Junkie If: Cat Edition.

...if you own more than two cats.
...if you name one of you cat's 'Harry', or 'Cheever'.
...if the ridiculous slang term of Mephedrone, Meow Meow, originates from one of your cats.
...if you try and trade your cat for smack.
...if your cat's water is used for injecting.
...if your cat plays with your baggies more than their actual toys.
...if you nod off more than your cat.
 
When you walk past parked cars you always look through the windows for anything that might be worth stealing.
 
quesoanejo said:
im new to shooting. whats wrong with using a cig filter?




so im not the only one after all. they are starting to wise up to the game at the wawa on aramingo ave. they want a receipt every time!
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bastards see thats sum bull go to nj wa wa's down there they dont watch.. south nj has them every 10 miles
 
Your best friend tells you her mom never locks her car because she doesn't think anyone will steal it (its a nice car too). You then think about how nice it would be to go out and hotwire it and then sell parts of it for money. Then you realize that would be horrible and its wrong you even thought about it especially since you're also sitting in church with your friend. (Happened today but I can't blame my mind for thinking these things, I would never do it though).
 
Tommyboy said:
Here is a thread about cigarette filters vs cotton filters. Micron filters are the way to go though (that thread has a link to the micron filter thread) and here is why micron filters are safer.

You might be a junkie if despite looking at that link I just posted, you still continue to shoot up without using a micron filter.
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yeah sorry i posted that

its true tho.. u maybe a junkie
 
i against i said:
i used to nod out all the time during foreplay, not for long enough for it to be noticed, or at least complained about.
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I actually once nodded out during full on intercourse. It was "give her what she wants, my soul is dead, but at least my dick is still working," opiate sex.
I woke myself from the 6-8 second nod, after hearing myself make a comment about somebodies clothes(?) and hearing the person underneath me say, "What?!"
NYC dope.........
 
You put clonidine in with your shot of hydromorphone or morphine to add a extra kick to the rush knowing full well that shooting clonidine could kill you pretty damn fast :\
 
If the one item that you have left that is worth something is always in and out of pawn shops on a one month buy back deal.
 
PillToChill said:
When you hide your drugs while high on opes/benzos and the next day have no fucking clue where they are.

Fml.

edit: yay, only took me all day today to find it. *sigh*
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That's just being smart. What I call being a junkie (read: the way I do it) is intend to hide benzos, wake up the next morning all what-the-fuck, start looking for the benzos you "hid" until you realize you ate the whole damn box.
 
Somebody in the original Vers of this thread mentioned following the H hospital signs to ur cop spot ...
Anyway u kno ur a junkie i uve read this whole thread (all current versions lol)

A week after reading about the h signs thing I relapsed after a month clean... At the hospital I went to rehab at (I made it like 5 days pathetic) and I notice all the signs on the way there (it became my new cop spot - hq shit!) and shoot up in the hospital bathroom with ur dealer cuz u figure if u drop from the shot at least he can just drag u out the door and holler for some narcan (had no idea what my tolerance was at this point so I thought i should be safe... Lol...

...if it's mutually understood were all Gonna fix at the nearest bathroom after the cop, fuck getting home and all people waiting on this dope.(and cursing a person fixing before they bring u ur dope cuz ur SICK u fucking douche bring me the drugs what do I pay u for?! Hehe I'm a hypocrite )
 
You and your friend contemplated being dominatrix's. Your plan is so elaborate that you think you should just go through with it. You both decided you would rent out a shitty motel room after you build your list of guys who want to be dominated. You figured out that doing this on your own allows you to bring in more money because you don't need to pay anyone since you only work for yourself... You also then tell your friend that one of us should sit in the bathroom with a shotty so if some psycho/creeper/or whatever comes then we can yell the code word and blast out the bathroom with a shotgun. Wow.
 
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