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budsk8er

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i can't get girls anymore..i dunno i just hate them and want to be myself..might be fufilling alot of my fantasies very soon...sick of having to talk to bitches and act fake to get what i want..but i'm kind of intimidated by hookers..what we're doing is illegal, so like, i dunno..what's the best way to gain there trust...and is it all really about money or do they like you at all or?? what if i get there and i'm just totally grossed out and not into it. i'm not a loser, i have a lot of hobbies, been skating 10 years...and i rip shit to pieces but when it comes to girls honestly, i'm awkward. so i figure this is the best idea..what's the best way, advice, and tips to approach this. what is proper prostitute etiquette?:? should i start with strip clubs, cuz i hate strip clubs...:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?
 
Lol I'm pretty sure we're not aloud to tell you how to commit a crime but as far as if they like you or not I think it doesn't matter unless your like a 400 pound skater that rips shit up lol as long as your not disfigured or obese your good man. I'm also pretty sure you'll still have to pay if you pick them up and decide to bail. Also you can be awkward I'm sure they would rather have an awkward customer than a creepy one lol.
 
My step mum was a prostitute...She is now dead...but i know a few things...First you cant generalise man...they are all humans and have personalities etc...for most of them i would say it is about the money...and only the money...Or the drugs or whatever the payment is...There are very few prostitutes that do it for pleasure, but they do exist and they certainly are out there..My step mum was both...She was a call girl or escort in Kings Cross in the late 70s and stopped in the 90s..She and my dad were married to each other the whole time..She was a brilliant lady..Back to subject.....
Your attitude suggests that you have been hurt by "us" before...If so, dont put all of us in one basket mate..We arnt all assholes...Maybe chill out a bit, go to a pub, a strip joint, whatever your fancy...go out for a good time, have no expectations and see what happens...Dont look for a chick and one might just fall in your lap after a lap dance!!!
I dunno even if you want advice from a woman, but really, we arnt all bad eggs...just like you blokes arnt all pricks...
And also, a professional prostitute has seen it all man...if you decide NOT to go through with it cause your grossed out, she wont bat an eyelid prob...But you might still have to pay...Also be nice to her..most have pimps and they are the only ones allowed to treat the girls like shit....Good luck...
 
Prostitution is legal in Australia, as far as I know, making 'etiquette' a bit different in the states where we have consensual crime laws on the books for seemingly no reason at all.
 
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Prostitution is legal in Australia, as far as I know, making 'etiquette' a bit different in the states where we have consensual crime laws on the books for seemingly no reason at all.
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Well remember prostitution isn't Completely illegal in the US there are those counties in Nevada...
 
Prostitution itself is not illegal in Australia. However: Street prostitution is illegal in New South Wales and Queensland (though not for the client) and allowed in Victoria if it doesn't happen near schools, churches or hospitals. New South Wales and Victoria allow licensed brothels.

Queensland (QLD) prostitutes (male or female) have been allowed to work out of a residential or commercial property provided that no more than one person is working from each location for several years now, this includes outcall services. Recent changes brought in by the Beattie Labor Government mean that "Boutique Brothels", no more than 5 staff at a time and only 20 staff all up, are legal - they have to be licensed and be in commercial areas away from schools, churches and hospitals and city or shire councils can oppose a license being issued. The single person operations remain legal. The police does not conduct sting operations.

The massage parlours in NSW usually require regular health checks from their employees, as do the licensed brothels in Victoria. Working conditions in these brothels seem to be rather poor: the women are bound by a large set of house rules, cannot reject clients and are required to sign a contract waiving their civil rights and entitlement to health and safety protection.

I have no idea where the OP is.....
 
Why do you think you need to act fake to get what you want? Unless you have some private kink that your waiting to spring on some sweet innocent young girl then a lot of girl who goto bars etc are quite happy for a one night stand etc. Can you not just act normal in a bar, maybe stop thinking of women as bitches that you hate and see how it goes?

I would image any prostitute would be happy for you to talk to them, openly about it being your first time and what you want to do (your paying for a service). If you hate strip clubs then avoid them, your only going to be even more uncomfortable when talking to a woman and why put yourself through it. Or maybe go with a few of your skater friends for a 'laugh' but check out what is going on when your their and see if you could go alone.

Have you looked at any online 'dating' sites or do you want to pay for a service? You may be surprised at home many women just want no strings sex?
 
Never tried it myself, but if I were I'd likely look for..

Girls who are financially independent.

Girls who are not drug-dependent.
 
I really liked what Miss Kirsty says.

The main thing to do if you want to use a prostitute's services is to be honest about what you want.
Remember that she/he is a human being and has feelings too. So be polite.
Take your socks off.
Don't be shy about letting her see your body, but don't be boastful either.
Let her see your cock before you start. She'll probably want to wash it too.
Agree on a price with her before you start and give her the money. (don't take more than you can afford with you)
She might offer you extra services while you're busy, it's up to you to decide if you want to take her up on the offer, but you will have to pay.
Don't complain, don't give her a hard time.
If you enjoyed her services, you might give her a tip once your done.
Don't expect her to kiss you on the mouth.
Don't visit a prostitute when you are drunk. She doesn't need your beery breath and sweaty smell all over her.

The best place to find prostitutes will depend on where you live.
You can find them in the classifieds, via the internet, on street corners in certain districts, sitting in windows, or in brothels. In those ridiculous places where prostitution is illegal, there will be prostitutes around. You just have to track them down.
 
use the internet (craigslist) if you want a normal girl, and be HONEST in your answers to her questions. and don't try to rip her off. an hour is an hour. ;) and... be nice. and for the love of god, take a nice thorough shower beforehand.
 
Online is easiest - escort sites and Craigslist.
Be up front about what you want to do, find out what her limits are and stick to them.
Agree on price beforehand, pay up front.
Be polite and considerate.
Be clean! (hygiene-wise)
And yes, there are definitely girls who will also enjoy the act and like you as a person. Others are good at pretending. Some are very jaded, but talk beforehand and see if you click. It's a good thing to exchange phone numbers and "voice verify."
When you agree to meet - show up, show up on time. If there's a problem, let her know ahead of time and reschedule. Don't agree to meet if you don't think that you're going to follow through.
Protected sex is a good thing, less risk for you, and less discomfort for her - it's not a good thing to pressure her into unprotected sex, and for some girls if they have a drug habit or some "impending doom" thing where they can be evicted or something like that, they take it if they can't find something else. Don't be "that guy."
Be honest & up front.
Relax and enjoy yourself.
 
budsk8er said:
i can't get girls anymore..i dunno i just hate them and want to be myself..might be fufilling alot of my fantasies very soon...sick of having to talk to bitches and act fake to get what i want..
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Maybe if you worked on your attitude to the opposite sex you wouldn't have to resort to prostitutes. Women can pick up on your attitudes towards them even if you don't outright say anything. And in the event you do get a hooker you can pretty much throw any notion that they care about you any out the window. All most care about is getting paid. If you're a regular of theirs they might develop a superficial relationship but that's about it.
 
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I have never had sex with a prostitute but one time this old man told me to think of it this way....You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave when you're done with the sex.
 
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