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Finding out i could get cashback on my credit card was pretty much one of the worst things that could have happened to me i think. why certainly sir we will give you £1800 to spend on cocaine no questions asked... you can tell how that one went
 
Yeah, I mean this in the nicest possible way but I reckon you'd be fucking insufferable :)

On another note, did that not play hell with your guts? I think mine are in better nick than yours and if I drink too much of it it seems to do bad things to my digestive system, specifically at the point of exit.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
I quit Coke Cola about a year ago :D Was drinking about 2 litres of the filth per day. I think I should probably steer clear of real coke.
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If you think Coca-Cola's a bitch, the 'other' coke will eat you right up. :)

Did you ever stash a couple of litres away and walk round with a 330ml can pretending you were in control?
 
Yeah that's the main reason I gave it up, to see what the result would be. My stomach has gotten marginally better. I think it's the simple sugars and caffeine that do absolutely no good for me, or anyone else for that matter. I just got to this point where I was like pffftt fuck water it's so boring and unfulfilling. I had a can the other day, and to be honest I don't understand what I saw in it. I suspect that it is soft drinks which are responsible for this obesity 'epidemic'. When I was little a can of coke was a real treat, but now super markets are doing deals where you can buy 6 litres for £3.
 
I've seen homeless guys doing that on the tube, pouring some of their 3l white cider into a 500ml container as if to conceal their dirty secret. Doesnt really work when you do it at rush hour, infront of about 200 people and pour half of it down a suits leg :D
 
SamhainGrim said:
If you think Coca-Cola's a bitch, the 'other' coke will eat you right up. :)

Did you ever stash a couple of litres away and walk round with a 330ml can pretending you were in control?
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Yes, my arse is now like a clowns pocket from all the 500ml bottles its had shoved up it. LOL. In all seriousness I just know coke would be 'my' drug. I think I am reasonably narcissistic (as you say you are), and it plays right up to that, doesn't it? Luckily i've stayed away from it for this very reason. Plus i've been around friends, and my parents friends, who turn into total cocks on it. They are basically the same people, but slightly different in a bad way. It doesn't seem to get you massively high in the way ecstasy might, but that might be because everyone does way too much or the quality is totally shit.
 
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Crisps and soft drinks, all the salad dodgers I know are rarely to be seen without a foil bag of saturated fat and potato starch. Unfortunately they've grown up eating crisps three times a day and can't see life without them.

I think that the raw sugar in coke is not only a big strain on your body but also encourages undesirable flora to flourish in your gut and beyond, I've just spent a week slathering athlete's foot cream all over my nipsy to counteract (with success) this side effect Thought I had worms for a bit, then chronic piles but I had a hunch it was something fungal and cutting out coke and applying antifungals has sorted me right out.


@ ponch hahahahaha
 
Woke up to find the kitchen infested with ants. Also I have a song about Ann Widdecombe stuck in my head. Today has not got off to a good start. However its a nice day out and it's the last day of uni before the three week break sooooo not all is bad!
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
Yes, my arse is now like a clowns pocket from all the 500ml bottles its had shoved up it. LOL. In all seriousness I just know coke would be 'my' drug. I think I am reasonably narcissistic (as you say you are), and it plays right up to that, doesn't it? Luckily i've stayed away from it for this very reason. Plus i've been around friends, and my parents friends, who turn into total cocks on it. They are basically the same people, but slightly different in a bad way. It doesn't seem to get you massively high in the way ecstasy might, but that might be because everyone does way too much or the quality is totally shit.
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It's a very narcissistic drug, yes.

As for how high proper coke gets you, it used to get me to the point where my eyes were rolling back in their sockets. You could easily sleep after a couple of lines though.

Real coke can make you act a lot like this, I find.
 
SamhainGrim said:
It's a very narcissistic drug, yes.

As for how high proper coke gets you, it used to get me to the point where my eyes were rolling back in their sockets. You could easily sleep after a couple of lines though.

Real coke can make you act a lot like this, I find.
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How is it compared to MCAT? I quite liked feeling like a bull elephant or a rhino on that, although it wasn't strong enough. I would say it was remarkably similar to how exercise makes me feel.

My friend keeps telling me it's harmless and to just give it a whirl, but I am suspicious that that is not the case.

In other news, it's my birthday today :D Also, I went to the doctors yesterday because my BP keeps falling when I exercise, which is just wierd. The dr made me sit down and measured it, then made me stand up for a minute and it went down. So now i've gotta have a barrage of tests. If I have anything genetically wrong with my heart as well as my stomach then i'm not gonna have children.
 
Some people have all the luck, hope you don't have a buggered heart as well as guts, that would be a duff hand indeed.

The feeling of being a bull elephant is definitely something coke does too. That kind of 'I am gripping my pint glass so hard I could crush it in my hand and not give a fuck' type feeling. I worked for a company in the early 00s where coke was utterly endemic and an endorsed and encouraged aspect of the culture (and also very very good as it usually came via the directors who were on obscene wages). One night on a work bash in some grotty pub I did a couple of huge lines, ran out of the cubicle then smashed the bog door open so hard the handle made a dent in the wall, ripped my shirt off and stood in the doorway roaring like the Incredible Hulk, which got me a standing ovation from all the other tossers. It wasn't anything I'd planned on doing, just an instinctive reaction to the surge of raw power. Shame on me.
 
jancrow said:
Some people have all the luck, hope you don't have a buggered heart as well as guts, that would be a duff hand indeed.

The feeling of being a bull elephant is definitely something coke does too. That kind of 'I am gripping my pint glass so hard I could crush it in my hand and not give a fuck' type feeling. I worked for a company in the early 00s where coke was utterly endemic and an endorsed and encouraged aspect of the culture (and also very very good as it usually came via the directors who were on obscene wages). One night on a work bash in some grotty pub I did a couple of huge lines, ran out of the cubicle then smashed the bog door open so hard the handle made a dent in the wall, ripped my shirt off and stood in the doorway roaring like the Incredible Hulk, which got me a standing ovation from all the other tossers. It wasn't anything I'd planned on doing, just an instinctive reaction to the surge of raw power. Shame on me.
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LOL that sounds awesome. Basically, alcohol with tons of energy and more euphoria then?
 
Feeling like the incredible hulk more or less sums it up! But a slightly more articulate version who spends half the evening talking to people he doesn't like on the offchance that they offer him some more drugs.
 
Why the fek are there 5 different spin speeds on my washing machine, what kind of fekin fool, would use anything other than than fastest ?? Don't get me wrong I'm familiar with washing clothes, I understand all that temperature thing and the half load bit etc ...but 5 different spin speeds what is the point in that, it's the straw that broke the camels back, now I know the worlds gone mad......I looked for the apple logo on the machine but it wasn't on there so thats not the reason;)


@ Sam that's Ric Flair's raw roid rage going on there !!
 
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grogginess has set in today, typical with it being friday! still waiting on those fucking fairies!!!!!
hopefully later i will post in the snoo thread lol
got a mate comin to stay for the wknd which should be good if everything works out ok... :\
but yeah, nice day today
And a little tip, dont drink 3 cans of redbull in under an hour unless you want radioactive squits!
 
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