Random MSN Gibberings LXXXX: I'll slap you with my kinky strap on wok

[Allein]

Ohh a little one skinner of pure wouldn't do any harm

 

[Furious George]

Ohh a little one skinner of pure wouldn't do any harm

That's pretty much my mantra right there! :D

 

[Albion]

And you were sober all night?

Blimey.

 

[badandwicked]

That's more like it Spade...

woke up with a bird in my bed who I had no memory of meeting who turned out to be a prossy

Enjoy your AIDS

Did you do the honourable thing and refuse to pay?

 

[Albion]

Image tags have been fixed yahoooo

 

[Myshkin]

Last night was fucked up. I got searched then robbed from the polis, accidentally pissed on a buddhist shrine and almost got my head kicked in by security guards, woke up with a bird in my bed who I had no memory of meeting who turned out to be a prossy. And that is just what I can remember. FUCK! I need to be careful.

Suddenly my own shame is lifted somewhat! :D

Though you do need to be more careful. Or if you're not more careful, be sure to fill us in on the madness that occurs.

It's the last Thursday of the northern hemisphere's winter, and that's a very good thing. I don't think anybody will disagree with me on that one.

 

[jancrow]

Wahoo! Finally some excitement from teh Sped! Were tranquilizers involved at all by any chance?

 

[felix]

Thought it was a spoof at first.. but apparently not lol thought.....?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU

http://www.magnetreleasing.com/godblessamerica/

that looks amazing. the website says 'on demand everywhere from april 6th', so presumably we'll be able to stream it for a few quid. I would totally pay to see that.

I still can't get my head round the fact that a film distributor finally 'gets' the internet and realises that they're gonna make a shit load of money by offering it up as easily as that - here's hoping the rest of the industry takes note and finally gets with the programme. great stuff.

evening ladies and gents, still having issues with this cunt of a pdf viewer, fucking technology

do tell. what's the problem?

Last night was fucked up. I got searched then robbed from the polis, accidentally pissed on a buddhist shrine and almost got my head kicked in by security guards, woke up with a bird in my bed who I had no memory of meeting who turned out to be a prossy. And that is just what I can remember. FUCK! I need to be careful.

I just went into my usual pharmacy to top in on vallies. Bird starts telling me cannot sell, prescription only etc. I'm looking at her puzzled as they sell it to me all the time. She says look I'll show you and gets this book out, inside the book is a bit of paper saying "Please be quiet and wait, there is an officer or customer in the shop". As soon as the Thai customer leaves she whips out the blues and hand them to me saying "Just don't ask when locals are in". LOL.

double LOL. :D

 

[jancrow]

Cool! Must crop up all the time, that situation. Unless she's somehow got a note for every eventuality hidden around the place.

 

[Urbain]

woke up with a bird in my bed who I had no memory of meeting who turned out to be a prossy

Hows yer bum, ginger pubes?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Last night was fucked up. I got searched then robbed from the polis, accidentally pissed on a buddhist shrine and almost got my head kicked in by security guards, woke up with a bird in my bed who I had no memory of meeting who turned out to be a prossy. And that is just what I can remember. FUCK! I need to be careful.

That's why they call it the blues...

Yaaas!!!

 

[parttime crackhead]

I've just bought some new ones now.

We're jamming!

Get a few down your neck & a couple of Changs. Get back out there & piss on something else important. Just wrap the nut in the copper this time & run with the hooker.

 

[Cornishman]

Spade deserves at least 10,000 Internets for his urinal antics.

 

[Albion]

Mixmag survey results are in. Get em here

 

[jancrow]

I agree (with Cornishman). Can you be sure, oh Spade, that you did not just lose the money, or spend it on something during your rampage?

 

[maxalfie]

Normally when I've got no gear I am a miserable bastard but not today.
The current quality is crap so have saved my money.
So am really enjoying my last day off work,the sun is shining its a beautiful day and I am sat outside with a nice cold ice cold Stella.
Doesn't get much better than this. ;-)

 

[Myshkin]

Well done on overcoming the temptation and enjoy yer afternoon in the sun.

Though if you fancy sending some sunshine over, Manchester could do with it just now - it's dull and grey-as-fuck outside.

 

[jancrow]

Marilyn Monroe > Tiger Tattoo > Pinhead ... that's quite a transformation!

Enjoy the sunshine, it's well sunny here, I'm rocking a vest Rab C Nesbitt style and eyeing up a bag of weed which will flush out the bits of hangover not already forced out by tea and junk food.

 

[jancrow]

Blimey! Any kind of proper memory loss freaks me out really badly, which is why I stopped doing shots and caning random spirits on nights out. It's all very well when you kind of remember things or when your mates prompt you you can just about recall being in a certain place but it gets creepy when you're told you visited establishments of which you have no recollection whatsoever.

Ha, it's 4.20 and guess what I'm doing.

Ok slightly later by BL time.

Errr, uh, what SWIM is doing I mean.

 

[maxalfie]

Marilyn Monroe > Tiger Tattoo > Pinhead ... that's quite a transformation!

Enjoy the sunshine, it's well sunny here, I'm rocking a vest Rab C Nesbitt style and eyeing up a bag of weed which will flush out the bits of hangover not already forced out by tea and junk food.

Regarding the changes of avatar,I fancied a change and also people kept thinking I was a woman because of the Marilyn avatar.
Knowing my luck they might mistake me for some gimp or something with the pinhead picture.