Oldest dude on the block - The Old EADD Fart Thread

[koneko]

Bless his rotten little rockin' socks awww...nae threads were deleted by me nor other mod-ettes. True story.

45+ is were it's at - ask Mr F&B! ...and me soon :D

the 60's were the best!

 

[Mailmonkey]

where is the rockstar69 happy birthday thread then? Did I fucking imagine it? *Think* I saw it yesterday early morning.

 

[koneko]

where is the rockstar69 happy birthday thread then? Did I fucking imagine it? *Think* I saw it yesterday early morning.

Ah that - ok, I've caught up now. The OP deleted it as is their right. Was not a mod-job.

 

[Mailmonkey]

phew i ain't gone mad

 

[koneko]

phew i ain't gone mad

You already are mad - do not forget that!

yeh, the kids are hard to keep up with old man, threads squirming all over the place

likes a snakes wedding 8(

 

[Sepher]

Got about 6 weeks to go till I turn 43. FFS how did that happen? Where's it all gone?

Old enough to remember the very beginnings of the rave scene in Leeds clubs with Ricky's in the dingy basement under the Gallery being a bit underground in the early days before moving up and getting big enough to fill the whole club with 2000+ people, mostly regs, 90 odd % of them completely off their face, KAOS at the Warehouse being another early semi-regular night that pulled a good crowd midweek. Old enough to remember Heroin going from fairly limited availability to those with the right connections in 92 to just everywhere, tearing through the inner cities till it seemed like every fucker out there was either moving it or on it by 94. From the best of times to the worst of times within one 5 year span.

My one consolation in previous years that the smack had done its magic and slowed down time so at 38 I could still easily pass for 28 is sadly no more. Ten years clean seems I've had to give back the gift and watch myself age about 15 years over the last 2 or 3. For the first time in my adult life I look every bit as old as I am and don't much like it. I especially don't like that a previously thick head of hair has decided it no longer needs to bother growing if it doesn't feel like it in an expanding patch at the crown. Not too impressed with the way all my smile lines have suddenly turned into yer actual wrinkles either. Sure I'll get used to the look by the time I'm salt and pepper distinguished once the mid-life bleedin' crisis is well over and done with. 8)

 

[fastandbulbous]

Got about 6 weeks to go till I turn 43. FFS how did that happen? Where's it all gone?

Tell me about it! One minute I'm a spotty teenager listening to a new threat to the civilized world (punk), next I'm an old fart looking at clocking in for my half century. What I find somewhat unsettling is that I'm probably closer to popping my clogs than I am to the day I was born. In terms of the fact that I was born at the same time that the Beatles started having hit singles, it only makes me feel ancient (have to think positive thoughts!).

Fuck I'm even sounding like a grumpy old man in my posts these days...

 

[brimz]

Real cocaine does still exist, you just have to be young and fast enough to grab it while it's there .

23 here, 24 in September. It's depressing to think I'm young but can still count off a third of my life as having been spent abusing one or a number of drugs. Since I just got out of a month's worth of hospital for an IM shot complication that nearly (very, very nearly) ended up killing me, a Big Cleanup is imperative, and strongly desired.
Still going to lurk and envy all the crackheads on BL though. Love this place.

You didn't inject a shot that had blood in it cos you couldn't find a surface vein ?

I did that about 10 years ago it was a nightmare n nearly led to amputation .

 

[Mahvet]

are you diabetic brimz?

 

[Sepher]

Tell me about it! One minute I'm a spotty teenager listening to a new threat to the civilized world (punk), next I'm an old fart looking at clocking in for my half century. What I find somewhat unsettling is that I'm probably closer to popping my clogs than I am to the day I was born. In terms of the fact that I was born at the same time that the Beatles started having hit singles, it only makes me feel ancient (have to think positive thoughts!).

Fuck I'm even sounding like a grumpy old man in my posts these days...

Pffffffft! I have my grumpy old man moments too mate. I usually catch myself doing it on here but a few still occasionally slip through the net. 8)

I was born precisely two months to the day before Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon. There's kids out there would look at me daft saying that, genuinely wondering 'WhoTF's Neil Armstrong?' FFS! Probably think punk was invented by Green Day or My Chemical frigging Romance or summat an' all. The youth of today! I dunno? Bleedin' kids, don't know they're bloody born so they don't!

*wanders off shaking head and muttering to himself*

 

[effie]

Eep pontifex, glad you pulled through okay! More people should read that IMO..

Just popped in to say I might not quite qualify for this thread yet (although I feel like it atm and I can certainly do grumpy, and mutterings about the youth today etc hehe) but I it all the same :D

 

[Bluebell]

rockstar won't vote, he posted something yesterday, but it seems his whole thread has vanished.

Anyway, he explained that as he's up to his eyes in hotties or something, he knows everything, and he's fed up with all the losers on this site, not the place for a bloke of his standing any more, and he's got more fanny than you could shake a stick out...and there's just quality gash on tap 24/7 for him, so he reckons he's done with BL.

Lol it was in his his happy birthday thread so I deleted it, as I started it so could hit the delete button, I thought his attitude was shit, and not a thanks to anyone who had wished him well!

 

[brimz]

Actually that's literally exactly what happened. Fucking hell man +1 for the Sherlockness.

Can't be sure if it was the water insoluble binders or the blood that led to the abscess which led to the acute sepsis which led to the near amputation, but there's no doubt "nightmare" describes the consequences. I'll have a 2-foot scar down my leg to remind me not to do that again though, just in case I ever forget. I'll get that sumbitch covered with a nice massive tattoo in a year or so when the skin has healed properly, it looks a bit too grim for my liking.
At least I'm not dead, amputated or limping, which is unbelievably good luck.

Edit: This is the thread the whole sorry story is told in brimz, if you give a shit. http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/...-in-considerable-pain?highlight=50mg+zolpidem

Haven't read the thread yet but it was a pretty sure shot of a guess

When i did it i was clucking like a mofo n it was a 1ml insulin so i couldn't deep vein it n it was to colagulated to go for a jugular i was to ill to of hit it anyway.
Sol i IMed in my bicep n cos it was only a 1ml didn't reach the muscle n ended up with my skin turning in2 cling film cos i had such a bad habit at the time n i was working for someone i didn't bother getting it looked at till it was so painful not even the gear would help.
Lucky i did i was put on a central line of anti biotics straight away then was rushed to theatre .
Called my dealer for an 8th first thing when i came round must of spent a good 2/3 hours a day in the disabled toilet during my stay in hospital i bought fukin loads of Kit Kats !! from the hospital shop .

It's ok now didn't learn from it n probably never will i was back in the same ward with a ruptured femoral artery a couple of years later.

 

[Sepher]

must of spent a good 2/3 hours a day in the disabled toilet during my stay in hospital i bought fukin loads of Kit Kats !! from the hospital shop .

The whole sorry saga Brimz is not any way fucking funny but I'm sorry, can't help it, I proper LOLLED at that!

How did you get away with the crinkle noise and the constant click of a lighter? Don't answer, obviously, but one and only time I tried to jack up in a hospital bog I got busted by security and very nearly held till the Police turned up. There was a gap in the panels seperating the cubicles that was obviously just wide enough to see through, though why anyone should have been even looking escapes me. Dirty perv! :lol:

Was pushing on the plunger with two feet against the door with one twat trying to kick it in, another stood on the seat of the bog in the next cubicle peering in over the top telling me to put the needle down. I'm like, 'yeah mate, course, give us a sec though, eh?' Took me fucking ages to hit the bugger, weren't taking it out for anybody. Had to proper turn on the water works and look like the sad fucker I was telling 'em I'd been sat in A&E for 6 bloody hours waiting for a bloody x-ray to walk out of that one. 8)

Pontifex, just read your thread front to back. That's seriously scary shit. Again though, pure LOLs in there:

The doctors can wait, I'VE GOT A TEAM OF INTERNET CRACKHEADS ON STANDBY.

LMFAO! Glad things are improving for you fella. I dread to think how bad that was. Hardly worth labouring a point or even trying to make one on the back of it cos it's all there for anyone who chooses to read it. Terrifying stuff.

 

[brimz]

Piece of piss mate !

Them Spazy Bogs are geert massive in my local hospital.
Well clean too !!
I used to have a right little party in their with ye olde walkman that my breadbin brought up 4 me .
Best was when i had some rocks i'd be in the Spaz loo canning the pipe n go back on ward with a blood pressure that was questionable to say the very least .

Edit
I'm reg. disabled so i'm comfortable with the term spaz call me it any time .

 

[badandwicked]

i'm comfortable with the term spaz .

You may be but I'm not.

 

[brimz]

ok will not use it anymore ok ?

I dunno how the thread got to Disabled Bogs anyhow but they dun half come in handy or they have i 'm past that stage now.
Never say never mind MCdonalds n BK are some of the best Shot spots n they be world wide .

 

[ructions]

Tell me about it! One minute I'm a spotty teenager listening to a new threat to the civilized world (punk), next I'm an old fart looking at clocking in for my half century.

Yep & the older you get the faster the years seem to go by! I'm gonna be 40 very sooooon! Ugh! dreading it!!!

Fastandbulbous i am still a huge fan of PUNK! I still go to PUNK gigs all the time! Do you ever go to the Rebellion Festival? Its a big PUNK festival held every year in the UK, it used to be held in Morecombe but now its held in Blackpool, the festival used to be called 'Holidays in The Sun' then it was called 'Wasted' now its called 'Rebellion' Its always a great weekend! Have you ever gone to it? CONFLICT are playing this year so its gonna be a good one!!! Its funny seeing all the ageing PUNKS, but going to festivals & gigs ect keeps you feeling young & alive! Well sort of, until you realize you have to sit down after jumping around to one song!

http://www.rebellionfestivals.com/

But people are much younger now-a-days if you know what i mean? My Mother is well into her 70's & you'd never know it to look at her & she is very active as well!

PS. Fastandbulbous, you know the cats thing, do you reckon thats our old age? Na, probably not! I've always been an animal lover!!!

 

[Valkyrie]

I'm 41 for a couple more months 1970 was a great year for spawning druggies it seems.

I know loads of 40ish druggies. Perhaps it's something to do with the emergence of ecstasy during the Second Summer of Love in 1988? The "young lad" who gave me my first pill will turn 40 this year!

I was born precisely two months to the day before Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon.

I was born a few days after Kennedy was shot