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Random MSN Gibberings LXXVII: If that's a come-on then I'm unimpressed

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For Lent this year intend to give up... that joke that I always make about how I'm going to give up Christianity for Lent.
 
Sounds great. As a kid, my favourite dreams were the ones where everybody else had died or vanished.

As a matter of fact they're still my favourite dreams on the occasions I'm lucky enough to have one.
 
Pancake Day !!

I remember a few years ago when i was bad on drugs we couldn't get any citric acid n it was late n we were in the middle of a crazy snowball sesh .
So it had to be lemon juice :\
We did a quick short straw as to who had to go to the shop n it w me .

I was pure spangled as one can only get from shooting that shit for hours . My eyes were popping out my mead , foaming at the mouth all that stuff.
So i said "Hi we are want to cook some pancakes but have no lemon ?"

Bad move as the lady at the shop started asking me allsorts about the imaginary pancakes .
It was hell but got lemon juice in the end continued sesh yeah......

Morning folks :)
 
Jesus, I wouldn't fancy taking a lemon juice shot. I know people do it and get away with it but I'd be too scared.
 
The myth is it makes you go blind maybe some truth in it as well.
You get the lemon juice n then stick a filter on the end of a needle to make it a tad better.
End of the day it's citrus , i've done used vinegar as well thtasruffcos you can taste it.

But i mean when you got a quarter oz of w n 1/2 of b theirs only so much you can smoke in a night ?
 
Never found myself around those kind of amounts of either, so I'll take your word for it.

I suppose I'm lucky that my very few experiences with injecting have always been around people who were being extra careful. Although the same people would be a lot less careful when it came to looking after themselves.
 
The milktray man isnt a swinger hes a christian!

I had to swing the banyan vines up to the shop for myself!! I got a whole nut big bar, winegums big pkt, caramel whispa. * scoff *
 
Happy merry jolly old cakes in a pan day!

the agenda for later may have to be... chocolate flakes wrapped in pancakes. dunno if that will be a good combo or not, lets find out. or perhaps maltesers in them or something
 
nutella dan! nutella on pancakes. with sprinkles of delicious shit n stuff

sprinkled with middle-class flaked almonds for that extra special M & Esswank.
 
[ps: i'm nawt 'aving pancakes tonight. I think this is leading me down a road of social inadequacy. ...eh, orf to beat some eggs or something]
 
No pancakes for me either... :( The Son&Heir and myself have been struck down in our differing primes... I'm on the old co-codamol/nurofen plus combo to maximise my codeine intake, whilst poor S&H has to settle for calpol...
 
Only remembered what day it is due to our workplace's resident born-again Christians chatting amongst themselves about what they were planning to give up.

I was dying to suggest they renounce self-righteousness and hypocrisy, but I don't think they would've seen the funny side.
 
Chocolate buttons added at the last minute while the pancake is still in the pan, then mashed banana and chocolate ice cream.

Fuck I am hungry :D pancakes and maybe mescaline today, can't go wrong!
 
Mescaline? Now you're really trying to get me wound up! Mescaline would be lovely.

I'll have to settle for a spliff, maybe some MXE and pretending I'm eschewing the pancakes because I'm so cool.
 
Chocolate buttons added at the last minute while the pancake is still in the pan, then mashed banana and chocolate ice cream.

Fuck I am hungry :D pancakes and maybe mescaline today, can't go wrong!

that sounds fucking amazing lol!
 
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