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NASADD social - killing hookers is bad m'kay

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i got high

my new weed guy has some really dank shit and he really likes me. i paid for 2 grams and got an eighth
 
during the week i'm working out of town and on the weekends i been at the beach. haven't played a video game in forever...

been doing a lot of stims and painkillers on the weekends lately. i get a good deal on ritalin, valium, and vikes cause she thinks i'm friends with her daughter lol. found out one of my neighbors likes acid and blow while walking around my neighborhood tweakin.
 
i got high too. I finally made a connect and found out i have no drug test for court! wooooooo hoooooooo

Jb-I am still in the beginning. I am at the end of chapter 5-Underground London. I read up on the back story and was in bed for a week bc i was depressed about being sick and hurt,plus this is a new type of game for me so it is taking some adjusting. but I really got into it this afternoon. i finally got to shoot at some fuckers.

The guy at gamestop recommended Borderlands-I just got the 1st one bc it was cheap and you're right there are sooooo many games I want I am trying to make solid buying decisions. Borderlands was a good buy at less than $20. I played the hell out of that lately. I got The Orange Box right after new year and took it back. Half life just didn't grab me. I thought that since the original portal was on there( and you turned me onto Portal 2 which I have and LOVE)it would be worth while. I finished Portal in like a couple maybe 3 hours. Too easy and I didn't like the otter stuff so I took it back and got Uncharted3 and Borderlands.
Have you played the whole Uncharted series? are they good games to buy? I got uncharted 3 bc of the adds on comcast about how much gameplay there was...I think I am realizing that is the reason it has taken off so slow for me. I have never played so you have all those tutorials and shit to memorize...lol
what a tough life I have!lol all that hand/eye coordination being worked until my eyeballs bleed. not really,well sort of. lol
sorry..i'm high

High,AP!
<3 u!
 
Assphace said:
during the week i'm working out of town and on the weekends i been at the beach. haven't played a video game in forever...

been doing a lot of stims and painkillers on the weekends lately. i get a good deal on ritalin, valium, and vikes cause she thinks i'm friends with her daughter lol. found out one of my neighbors likes acid and blow while walking around my neighborhood tweakin.
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So, then life is good? How is the vagina in your part of the country? It's a bit cold and dry up here.
 
lol...told u i was stoned!i reread that post and see where my stoner vision impaired me. ;)
nope...only 1 woman for me.
we are going to see Lewis Black perform this Sat night. I can't wait!!!
I missed him at Bonnaroo the year of my accident. I was 7 pll from the entrance to the comedy tent and they called "capacity". I was all in my walking boot w/ a cane and shit and they would not even let me sit outside the tent and just listen. fuckers.
oh well...worked out better this way. I am sooooo excited!
 
Johnny blue said:
So, then life is good? How is the vagina in your part of the country? It's a bit cold and dry up here.
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the good parts are real good, but the shit parts are real shit too. leaning mostly towards good

i imagine the vagina's still warm and wet around here, but i haven't gotten to try any for myself yet. bout to ask this chick out next time i see her, been crazy about her for a while but never worked up the courage to ask her to be more than just friends
 
That's awesome Skillz. Glad to hear that you two are doing well. I love live comedy. It's so much better when you're actually there. The atmosphere adds so much to it.

Assphace, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal

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Seriously though man, good luck. Bets advice would be to just do it and get it over with.
 
@ohline ^omg...i hurt from crying!...c'mon. that shit is funny!

I wouldn't pick on you if I didn't love you <3 <3 <3...and you weren't such an easy target!;)
seems,super bowl isn't the only word with which you lack proper spelling "skillz".
 
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skillz, assphace, wus gut?


JB always a pleasure.


ohline, still a slut


where has HOL been?

anyeone awake today?
 
Q: What's the difference between a brand new Porsche and two dead hookers in a freezer? A: I don't have a brand new Porsche in my garage. Q: What's black, blue and doesn't want to have sex with me? A: The hooker in the trunk of my car. Sorry, those are the only hooker jokes I can think of right now. I could tell the joke about the Rabbi and the Catholic priest but it's not hooker related.
 
Fossil_Diver said:
Q: What's the difference between a brand new Porsche and two dead hookers in a freezer? A: I don't have a brand new Porsche in my garage. Q: What's black, blue and doesn't want to have sex with me? A: The hooker in the trunk of my car. Sorry, those are the only hooker jokes I can think of right now. I could tell the joke about the Rabbi and the Catholic priest but it's not hooker related.
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go for it. im all ears.
 
Fossil_Diver said:
Q: What's the difference between a brand new Porsche and two dead hookers in a freezer? A: I don't have a brand new Porsche in my garage. Q: What's black, blue and doesn't want to have sex with me? A: The hooker in the trunk of my car. Sorry, those are the only hooker jokes I can think of right now. I could tell the joke about the Rabbi and the Catholic priest but it's not hooker related.
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noice! lmao.....don't worry. Once you get to meet ohline,hooker jokes will just spring forth from within you! <3

ohline-I love your slutty guts!


Memph...found out no way of drug test at my hearing tomorrow and lawyer said no reason for one and if I had to take one it wldn't be a state thing. Drug testing isn't part of the program. i told him I smoked herb and he said not to worry about it. not to brag about it but not to lie about my past as an addict be it's in my file. but he assured me that he has done like 3,500 cases like mine-addicts included-and it was never an issue unless the asshole getting SSD made it an issue.....so,my point is....WAKE N BAKE...and I have some shit that is like T&A...or T&Vag...ya know what I mean??? Herb so good you just want to fuck it like one of Fossil_Diver's hookers...except you don't put her in the trunk!

wuts gut witchu?

wuts good w/ eeerybody else?

lovin' your guts,guys and gals....................skillz <3
 
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