Jokes: Crackhead problems: You might be a crackhead if...

[xstayfadedx]

-When you scored a few nice rocks, and you are anxious to get home and smoke, but then when you do and youre all ready to go, but then all the sudden you have to take a huge dump, and you have to delay it longer: Crackhead problems!

A real crackhead would be taking the dump and smoking the rock at the same time lmfao.

 

[thenozzle]

^^ If i knew someone that actually did this, I would probably piss my pants from laughing so hard.
And to add to that:
-When you decide to take the dump first, but you want to hurry so you dont bother to wipe or even pull your pants up, so youre sitting there smoking naked with remnants of yesterday's lunch on your ass: crackhead problems.

 

[thenozzle]

-When your source doesnt have any baggies, so youre stuck holding the rocks in the palm of your hand the whole drive home,and you are scared to breathe too hard in fear that it will get blown out of your hand: crackhead problems.

 

[BluffBoy]

Ever heard of a cellophane man? You really hold that shit in your hand the whole ride home lol.

 

[thenozzle]

Ever heard of a cellophane man? You really hold that shit in your hand the whole ride home lol.

Thats what a person with common sense would do.Never done that, but ive seen people who have xD
But when youre talking about crackheads,they dont always exactly think straight lol

 

[pfeife]

...never been a real crackhead but
If you are too tweaked out to buy a lighter, have no lighter fluid anywhere and start using candles and a toaster
If you are afraid of light switches.

 

[Venrak]

^lol I used to turn over soda cans, pour a puddle of hand sanitizer in the curvature and light that shit up. Both for lighting and for a flame. Serious fire hazard, especially when tweaking.

 

[Folley]

when you run out of purell to make your ghetto candles....

crackhead problems

 

[zzz101]

Cheese and Meat are hot commodities man, $40 or $50 worth of food for $20 is a fucking steal! Especially when the people buying it dont have much money.The junkies are even better you'll get like $100 or more worth of food for $30 or $40

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[The Rock Monster]

you might be a crackhead if your crackhead buddy has given you the nickname The Rock Monster

 

[thenozzle]

You might be a crackhead if: Everytime you see a steel wool or brillo pad, whether its while working like in the kitchen, or someone's home sitting next to the sink, or anywhere, all you can do is laugh and just think "lol...crack." --> ...everytime you see a scouring pad (copper or steel) you want to do crack, crackhead problems.

 

[CFC]

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[Crackkitty]

you might be a crackhead if:

* You have a perfectly organised craft box, all beads bagged by size, shape,colour ( applies to boxes of screws, nuts and bolts. )
* You are a 30 something adult with more glitter/gel pens than a 8 year old girl
*ADIDAS or NIKE anyone? hahahahahaha dead giveaway
*it has taken you 3 weeks to get your clean clothes into the cupboard because you just cant seem to find the time to fold them
* any and all food is the most delicious thing you can remember eating
* you can't remember the last time you need a trolley for your fortnightly shop
* you have a healthy supply of magic erazor, straws, lighters, jetties, lighter gas
* LOLLIES and LOTS OF THEM

Bah hahahaha.............this could go on and on.........**CRACKLIFE**

 

[TimeSprout]

You might be a crackhead if foil and torch lighters give you a hard on 3 years into sobriety.

 

[LucidSDreamr]

You have been hitting pure burnt brillo with no crack left in it whatsoever for the past half hour