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Charming! I just get 'bitch'. Between you and Marmalade I get slapped around even more than I deserve. :D

I'm alright cheers. Just in a bit of pain from a nasty abscess but apart from that, fine. We have a new starter in the office next door too - 17 years old, slim and pretty with really glossy auburn hair. Hair that probably smells fantastic in the way that only teenage girls who still live with their parents can manage.

For some reason nobody's introduced me to her yet...
 
Word up. I'm good. I've just realised that living in mortal dread of running out of money all month has had one positive effect- I've actually got enough cash in the account for all my bills and outgoings which will be dropping over the next couple of days. Fucking champion. It might seem like a very minor thing but this is the third consecutive month that I've had juuuuust enough money to cover all that shit without going over my overdraft limit and I'm really pleased. Next step; get RICH. How're you today?
 
Alright Sam, if it's any better I can refer to you as 'my bitch'! Sam you make that girl sound perfect! I'm on my way!

Congrats on having enough money to pay all your bills jancrow, I know how hard it can be managing money, I have bi polar so that's one of many difficulties I have!

I'm ok today thanks, feeling a bit shitty, but im in a positive mind set, over 48 hours into my opiate detox now!
 
Congratulations on the savings, jancrow. The pessismistic approach to finances has served me pretty well in the past too. Except the major problem is that I don't see alcohol and drug spending as real expenditure, when in truth it's a major slice of outgoings.

I know what you're saying about bipolar spending sprees Acid - that's a bitch to control. I know a girl who goes on self-bankrupting designer sprees from time to time and it fucks her over every time.

Best of luck with that detox - I'm not surprised you're feeling shitty! Still, 48 hours is 48 hours and you should give yourself a pat on the back for that.
 
Thanks Sam mate! Yeah my bi polar spending is out of control, it's only when I'm in the high phase, which is when I'm in most danger, i spend loads and take more risks! Still I'm not as bad as I was before I was medicated!

Thanks again for your support Sam!

Anyway about thins new office girl, will she fit in a suitcase? Otherwise how are we gonna dispose of her! (yeah I went there) ;)
 
Funnily enough I've been sizing her up for a suitcase. She's only pretty small so I reckon she'd fit perfectly. I'll give you a bell when I have her all gagged, bound and broken. ;)

The blokes in here are just ridiculous - I've not seen someone get so much help from anyone in this company for a long time. Luckily for me I'm the only one without either a beer gut or male pattern baldness so I'll look like some Adonis by comparsion.
 
Sam your warming up for me andhe main event! ;)

Ps, I hope nothing happens to her otherwise us two are locked up!
 
Just about to finish work and the suns going in Sam .. I've got a friend coming around after lunch to help me put a fence up. If it rains I'll just supervise from indoors.

Nothing planned for later.. I might stay in to wash my hair. Not that I could ever manage to get it smelling like it did when I lived with my mum and dad.=D

Did I say I'm getting a shed

If someone had told me when I had parent hair that I could ever get so excited about getting a
shed I wouldnt have believed them. I've got a few fir trees at the end of the garden that
I want to mingle it amongst.
Its either going to have a barge painted look ( sort of gypsy caravan) or like an old deep south plantation shack with corn growing in rows outside and a few chickens milling about.

Well done with the withdrawal Acid!! Ive cut down my Tramadol by half for a few days but
just caved.
 
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I know, it is a bit silly, but I had to go there! Couldn't help myself! And you being you I knew you'd be up for it! ;)
 
Is it serial killer day today in Eead? I saw a pic of Peter Sutcliffe earlier. Im glad I wasnt tripping .. It would have really freaked me out.

A chap I used to know deliberately shaved his beard Sutcliffe style when I was tripping then asked me if he looked like him!!! What a thing to say!
 
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Peter Sutcliffe said:
Now then Ms. Halo, fancy coming out for lunch? I'm all dressed up, like, and I'm even ewaring my v-neck sweater underneath these trousers!
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That beers last night were very nice indeed, but beers and bombay mix are definately off the menu tonight, felt like I was shitting out chilli peppers this morning, I don't know if this classifies as my first experiance of 'ring sting' or what, firey turds are not cool though.
 
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