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Random MSN Gibberings LXXV: This subforum can be so entertaining (allegedly)

Is it creepy? I just want to have some fun times with a lady to fulfil my human potential, and it's not straightforward in this atomised society. Don't know why that's creepy!
 
Stalking a lass on fb, memorizing her and following her to wherever shes at and offering her drugs for sexual favours is (probs more than) borderline creepy mate
 
oh that bit, yes that sounds a bit creepy. I probably won't do that. I'm just going to wash my cock, clean my teeth and go out for a wander.
 
lol, think he's refering to the facebook nutty shit, like anyone would go and do that...
 
good idea arnold! i'd collate all the facebook data on to a miniature flip book for easy reference then laminate that bitch and hit the clubs.
 
gram or 2 of meph pv or your doc and it might start looking like a good idea ha
 
I'd murder for some odt right about now! though if your on a fair dose how dya expect to finish?
 
so I'm in a club and the music is fucking terrible it's too dark to see if the girls are fit or not. not sure what i'm supposed to do next, other than leave ?!?
 
it's awful in here....

had a quick chat with a girl, even the people who are in here think it's shit, she suggested another place so i'll drink up and move on!
 
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well, THAT was an experience!

So yeah, I literally picked a girl up from outside the club (she'd fallen on her arse) and she made me take her home (back to mine and yes I had to hoover after) and "fuck" her with a wine bottle. I didn't find her attractive, she was rather large, so I couldn't get a stiffy, but it was fun I suppose! But I have to say it didn't really satisfy...
 
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knockando said:
well, THAT was an experience!

So yeah, I literally picked a girl up from outside the club (she'd fallen on her arse) and she made me take her home (back to mine and yes I had to hoover after) and "fuck" her with a wine bottle. I didn't find her attractive, she was rather large, so I couldn't get a stiffy, but it was fun I suppose! But I have to say it didn't really satisfy...
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sounds like a....errrr....a night!

I'm just off to work, overslept. :(
 
knockando said:
well, THAT was an experience!

So yeah, I literally picked a girl up from outside the club (she'd fallen on her arse) and she made me take her home (back to mine and yes I had to hoover after) and "fuck" her with a wine bottle. I didn't find her attractive, she was rather large, so I couldn't get a stiffy, but it was fun I suppose! But I have to say it didn't really satisfy...
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Yes Mister Bateman Im sure it was not great this time.Maybe you should rent a fucking chainsaw the next time and rub it against your phrenium to maximise your juicing
 
joe90 said:
Just slightly.....but :D hows the head ? Take some pics of her for my amusement #?
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No photos, no proof in fact except the DNA on the bottle.

Wasn't drunk so my head is fine! Had a couple of whiskies at home then two pints of cider when I was out.

Honestly wasn't American Psycho like, I basically just followed her instructions and occasionally mentioned that I could do with her touching my cock or something. She was quite selfish really.
 
Im just having fun mate.....I just woke up after passsing out earlier after too much booze n smoke and AM IN A HAZE....Did she have nice jabs being a big girl n all ? ill be editing this post soon so as to not offend someone somewhere
 
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