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Official 2011 NFL Season Thread

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I'm back. and I've not only been in exile due to that humbling + horrible loss, but for other reasons as well. but I'm back - been crying in the beer of the local drunk man and shooting plethora of guns off and thinking about denouncing Xtianity for Satanism (thanks Teblow)

tough loss - all I wanted to do was to play the Pats in the Playoffs, we always seem to evade one another this last decade

who am I rooting for now?

perhaps the 49ers or the Ravens. it pains me to say this, obvi, because of the Brothers Harbuagh and IT'S THE RAVENS after all - but these teams play a style of footbaw that I think represents the Steelers kinda way the best

I would like to root for New Orleans, because I like Big Ten's Finest Drew Brees and their other cavalcade of players repped from the Ohio State University - so maybe

GB - I just can't. the wounds of the Super Bowl last just make that nearly impossible

Pats - FORGETABOUTIT!

Giants - well, as a former D-Lineman I am enamored with their front four. PLUS I have always kinda had a thing for Eli Manning (heterosexual)

Broncos - I HATE TIM TEBOW

can any of my S+Gers give me reasons as to why I should pick their team to finish with the Lombardi, through the rest of the Playoffs?

best argument wins
 
Also, I dislike Tebow not because of his raging boner for Jesus or his backwards throwing mechanics, but because he has passed up on so much pussy in his life it's a shame to men everywhere.

I hate Tim Tebow because he is from the Florida Gators, he beat my Ohio State Buckeyes

however, jokes on him - he has a pretty rough manifestation of the herp:

tebow-herpes.jpg


and as a person that has spent a couple years in their life on the road in a shitty rock band playing the shittier pit stops of America - I am a living wikipedia of cold sores, and Ti Tebow's cold sore might be the most intimidating and pulsating I've ever seen

so I think that goes against Max Power's hypothesis on Tebow NOT getting laid
 
st. elmo's fire?

not any more, that fire is tim tebow's

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20560438,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

In "Tim Tebow's Fire," Parr sings, "I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky. I'll be where the eagle's flyin' higher and higher. Gonna be a man in motion, all I needs my Broncos team. Take me where my future's lyin,' Tim Tebows Fire."

this isn't a joke, the writer of the song actually went out of his way to re-edit the song

CRANK IT UP
 
fuck you for ignoring the texans

once again, I've hated the Texans ever since Bum Phillips led the Houston Oilers against the Steelers every year in their AFC Central Conference. that would be like me going with the Browns, if they were somehow someway in the playoffs right now. if my FATHER hated that team - I can't do it

I'm leaning towards Baltimore. I got mad respect for the AFC North and our dominance this year. but I have a query, as suburu might say, to suburu - if the Ravens were out and the Steelers were in, would your root for them? our teams are truly special in comparison, when you account for our unwavering belief defense

because I'm leaning towards the Ravens right now
 
I'm leaning towards Baltimore. I got mad respect for the AFC North and our dominance this year. but I have a query, as suburu might say, to suburu - if the Ravens were out and the Steelers were in, would your root for them? our teams are truly special in comparison, when you account for our unwavering belief defense
because I'm leaning towards the Ravens right now

Hmmm, i dont really dislike any NFC teams enough to start hoping the Steelers win another title. I do like the Saints. When the Ravens get knocked out of the playoffs, its usually by the Steelers in gutwrenching circumstances or by Manning. Last years divisonal game was hard to take. Having started off so well we thought it would be hilarious to come out and have a 2nd half turnover meltdown, along with a retarded holding penalty on a 50 yard punt return for a TD with 5 mins left.

A week later though i was celebrating every time the Steelers hammered and bodyslammed Sanchez's face into the freezing ground. More of a Jets hatred than a love of Steelers. When the Superbowl came around, the lemon-faced Raven had returned to cheer on the Packers. Sporting spite at its finest!:D

I reckon it'll be same for you this time though. If all goes according to plan and the Ravens meet the Patriots, im sure you(like me) would love to see Brady get absolutely mullered like he did 2 years ago at Foxboro. That, was a beautiful game!

Im sure you wouldnt mind watching Brees take it down. How can anyone not cheer for Drew Brees. Hes a class act. If i didnt want the Ravens to win it or have a bet on Greenbay, i think i'd want the Saints to win. I still picked 49ers to go through this week though.
 
Take it easy on batman there. I know how it feels to get a bit carried away after a disappointing season end, being a superhomer myself who is becoming increasingly attached to my sports teams as all the joy is slowly being sucked out of my life by my environment, and when even the last fucking resort you have left, your football team, lets you down in a disappointing fashion, you are bound to say or do some shit that you might regret the next day. Shit man, a rage like that could last a week. When my Heat lost the Finals I had to go back to the heroin and oxy before I did something crazier than heroin and oxy. People gotta vent, even if what comes out is meanspirited or obnoxious, just let it pass. We all knew he only really meant it til he fell asleep.


Don't worry tho, the Heat seem like a lock this year. But I have to say I'm rooting for the Clippers...ya ya, bandwagon...
 
I prefer to be the only niners fan so that victory is mine and mine alone, but do what you want axl.
 
i only know two other rams fans are they are both my uncles, thank god for that or else we would have nothing to talk about every christmas

i actually have a friend who is a gopher hoops/football fan, he started liking them because i did back when we were like 15 years old, he was my room mate last year and it was fun as hell watching every gopher hoops game with a fellow fan, despite end of year melt down

sometimes ill see a stranger wearing a university of minnesota shirt or hat and i'll be like sweet! go gophers! and just about everytime i get the 'it's just a shirt/hat, i'm not a fan' lol
 
The media is loving Tebow. I caught the Tim Tebow 80's montage earlier today on ESPN. They are going a bit far with this.
 
I have wanted to break that fucking tards legs since 2007-2008 when he stole Darren McFaddens heisman. I would still break his legs with a tire iron to this day.
 
*Facepalm*

Among those aware of the Tebow phenomenon, 43% said they believed divine intervention was at least partly responsible for his success.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/01/12/poll-43-percent-of-people-think-god-helps-tebow-win-including-54-percent-of-republicans/related/

Seriously ppl...8(

In regards to the over-coverage of this shit on ESPN...it is embarrassing for them as a network as to what money gobbling whores they have become, and how they try to shape sports opinion with biased, subjective reporting in order to monetarily benefit (guess they learned something from FOX news..).
 
Im ripe with anticipation for the Saints/niners game tomorrow. Biggest game for the franchise since their last Superbowl. Back then big postseason games were almost expected, now after a decade long playoff drought having a top seed in the playoffs and facing a red hot team like the saints at home is about as big a stage as they could ask for.

Although this season has already exceeded my expectations, this game will make or break the niners in the eyes of many football fans around the country I am sure. I will be gathering with a large group of the niner faithful tomorrow, crackin some brews open in the early afternoon, and cheering on my team.
 
fuck yeah!

this just in, ram's have hired jeff fisher

i don't expect any superbowls, but i expect to be competitive for awhile
 
why is this game bigger than the last time they made the playoffs?

This.
Back then big postseason games were almost expected, now after a decade long playoff drought having a top seed in the playoffs and facing a red hot team like the saints at home is about as big a stage as they could ask for.
 
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