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The Weirdest Place You had sex at

In the bushes near the train tracks outside of this little warehouse venue. Was feeling frisky, but there was too much stuff in his car, so we walked until we found a relatively secluded bush. Standing up, doggy style. Lost my phone and had to retrieve it the next day, and luckily there it was under the bush!

Used to do outdoor sex a lot with my high school boyfriend, but it had been years since I had done something like that!
 
rim of the grand canyon. sitting on a cliff. well, she was sitting, i was standing with my back to the canyon.

on top of cathedral rock in sedona, az. tied her up with our climbing rope.

harmony park, mn after a widespread show at the camp ground. just so happened that the nitrous guy was right next to our tent with a huge line of people watching. got a standing ovation and free balloons.

truck stop in tulsa, ok.

balcony of a condo in destin, fl in the middle of the day.

couple of bar bathrooms.

there are more....i miss having sex.
 
Lol one time this I was going to get some head from this chick and her little sister interrupted us 3 times by banging on the door (which was locked every time, thankfully) and yelling that she knew what was going on and calling her sister (the girl who was going to give me head) a whore. This little sister was like 10 or 11 or some shit was made it even more awkward. I'm not even sure why she wanted to cockblock me.

The head was totally worth it though.

I've also fingered a girl while driving on several occasions.

I got head from this slutty chick at a party except what it makes in intense is the chick who's bed it was was crazy as fuck, as in like absolutely nuts and she walked by right when I had my fingers on my zipper, zipping my pants up. I was so freaked out cause she looked at me funny but she never figured out what happened...until I told her like maybe 1 year after it happened. She seemed calm about it but who knows lol.
 
I've done all sorts of stuff (the beach, washrooms, the woods, brothers room, etc.) but I wouldn't consider it wierd.
I'd say the only one I'd consider "wierd" I was in grade 8 and my girl was in grade 9 we went to this camp and we couldn't sleep in the same tent, so during dinner we'd always sneak away to the "washroom" and run up to the archery place (this was the farthest away from the dinning hall, up a hill and pretty secluded in the woods)
Nd we'd fuck all over that place there were 3 places to lie down and shoot from and a we fucked all over that, also there was this dick who worked there and he always sat in this wooden chair giving out orders we also fucked in that, let me just say I was always smiling when I went to archery
 
also, when i lost my virginity I went up to this girls cottage (my gf at the time) we fucked and her parents (i was in grade 8) obviously drove us there and back. on the way back her mom was in the front seat driving, her grandfather was in the passenger seat, nd me and her were in the back with a blanket over us I fingered her and got a hand job.
I also fucked the same girl in the ass, at her home during the afterparty (prob not the right word) for her grandfathers funeral. so everyone's (30-40 people) on the main floor eating food while were above nd i'm giving it to his granddaughter in the ass
 
1. At the staircase of a public housing flat. We were on the third floor and it was around dawn so there wasn't much people around.

2. In the guestroom of his place during a boring afternoon of meet-the-family. +for the wide open door

3. A friend: on a kindergarten teacher's desk at the school

4. In a boy's school toilet

5. The kitchen floor. Before that I was giving him a blowjob on the bed whom his friend happened to be sleeping on as well - he was a light sleeper, so in order not to wake him up we took it downstairs
 
All over dah place, my parents were neurotic so I never had a relatively safe place for sex, thus I discoverd a love for unusual places in high school. Public parks, hotel stairways (midconvention, thus hella busy), my high school (hallway staircase, while class was in session), other people's high schools, basements of colleges, countless bathrooms.

Closest I've ever really come to getting caught was when we were nekkid in the middle of a trail by a stream, and a random guy and his dog walks by (which ellicited a fast cover up. I would have heard him if I wasn't tripping balls at the time). He just pretended we weren't there and then went up the trail a bit. However when he passed he just stayed and lobbed a tennis ball into the stream over and over again next to us making his dog splash us until we left. People in Utah can be major pricks
 
a random bird went to her mum's birthday, had sex in her mums tent..... that was more funny than weird.

public parks is always fun.......

OH weirdest had to be at a free party behind the speaker stack..... =D
 
Although its not all that weird.... it was definitely memorable. This ruin is just up-river from Heidelberg, and one of my favorites to spend all day at.

Camped out in the left-hand tower, on Walpurgisnacht '06..... with a mass of Odinists throwing a revel in the courtyard of the castle below.

NSFW:
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Bathroom sink... Hallway :)
boooooooooooring.

Got head on the top deck of a doubledecker bus.

Fucked and fingered and ate out this one most recent girl at a couple of bus stops.

Shagged one girl in a train station toilet, while there were people next door - really hot coz it was so naughty.

Fucked my ex on a riverbank, and a birdwatcher walked past exclaiming "don't mind me :)!!!"

Got back from a graveyard shift at a festival at 7am, back to out tent and I fucked my ex in the ass noisily, waking up all our friends camped next to us.

Had sex with this girl sitting at the chair in my dads office, with the door open, while my mum and brother were in the next room.

Fucked this friend of mine out in the forest under some trees, in the ass, in the rain.

Geez I need to get more exciting... 2012 baby!
 
While I was driving I was getting a blow job & she would swap out the blowing for some reverse cow girl while I driving the car on the high way..... way freaky and will sure make your heart pound like a mofo.....
 
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