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Random MSN Gibberings LXXIII: Beyond Good & Evil

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pissed off everyone seems to be on the DMT! (no really I'm happy for you) I'm going to have start working on that extraction plan.
 
Yeah DMT always looks loads more than it actually is, it always looks massive!

You're unlikely to find yourself in fits of giggles. You'll be completely straight enough to deal with yer mum after half hour or so, does she let you stay in your room unsupervised for that length of time?
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I think I'm gonna hide away k'd out my wee scottish sporan til she goes to sleep. At which point I'll sneek through to the living room and blast some DMT. I'm also a bit para about the smell off the stuff. Too risky blasting some now on the off chance she might wander up this end of the house, happened before after me doing a half g line of k. Came in found me out my napper, inevitably in the days following she was not impressed.

ColtDan
20-ish-mg of MXE up the facking hooter 35 mins ago. now THIS is how MXE should feel. different batch, seems more smooth and slightly crystally, as apposed to the moist damp shit that i had before. thought something was up with it. this is more like it, deff the real deal. the amazing afterglow stuff. the other stuff seemed "off", it had aspects of MXE but was lacking, couldn't put my finger on it, thought it was my imagination in the end. this feels much more the way MXE should feel. spot on. currently feel like im on the fucking moon or something. the infamous opiated, electric, numb feeling. time for some music. feeling all tingly and nice
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Drug addict. Possible ghost, hide all banana's and psychadelic accoutrements (yes big word, I'm feeling clever since the ketamine)


parttime crackhead
^^ As long as he leaves the door open.
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Ghosts can walk through doors, as can my mother open them (she has hands), pity.
 
Statistically your nan is that smelly pirate hooker that I wanna be on.

I have this blasting (it may help block out the sound of your nan's flaps drooling on the floor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FATTzbm78cc Aphex Twin - Windowlicker, 250mg ketamine just gone up the shnozzle. High 5, ma nigga =D
 
just put it on. sounds pretty wide. my head is tingly and im feeling funky. everything feels robotic. this music is manipulating me. what a trippy bunch of fuckers we are

i wonder how many fucked up orders or phonecalls these vendors get from people twisted off their ass trying to buy more, would make golden phonecall recordings haha, "helloooooooo, im enquiring about some mexatroooonnnnnnnnnn... ahhhhhhhhh fuck it im gonna hole, i'll ring you back"
 
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Question for Mailmonkey: when you get a card through for a parcel and it says "Please leave __ hours before collecting", and the postie's written 24 in the box (it's always 24, never, oh, 19), what's that all about? If I go at 9am rather than 12 noon is that a problem? Why don't they say "Collect it tomorrow"?
 
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If it aint a huge post office or sorting office just a local one i can normally collect it the same day knockando, they dont really mind
 
knockando said:
Question for Mailmonkey: when you get a card through for a parcel and it says "Please leave __ hours before collecting", and the postie's written 24 in the box (it's always 24, never, oh, 19), what's that all about? If I go at 9am rather than 12 noon is that a problem? Why don't they say "Collect it tomorrow"?
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Hahhaha, it means you can collect it from whatever time the delivery office opens the next morning.

I laugh , cos I always do write, 18, or 19, or 20 hours or whatever it is till 7am next morning when the office opens, we're told to put 24, so the custoer goes next day, but I think it's misleading, so i put the correct number of hours! On a saturdy I write 38, or 34 or however long it is till 7am Monday. Anal retentive posty me! (leave a big pause here for rockstar to make a joke of that....)

And yes, a box to tick saying "Collect It Tomorrow" would make much more sense, but that's not how RM roll.
 
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If it aint a huge post office or sorting office just a local one i can normally collect it the same day knockando, they dont really mind
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I've tried that before and they've pointed to the 24 hour thing and sent me packing, but on other occasions I've collected maybe 22 hours after without a problem!

It's a "delivery" office according to the card. It's not tiny but it's not huge either.

I really just want to know why 24 hours, surely it'll be back in the office when the postie finishes his round.


EDIT: Thanks mailmonkey! And I wish my postie was as thoughtful as you.
 
That kitchen looks sweet.

Although i have to agree with knockando, except me son's only 5 so I'd be fucking impressed if he managed that
 
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pissed off everyone seems to be on the DMT! (no really I'm happy for you) I'm going to have start working on that extraction plan.
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Desperate here too ... so much so, that for a whole 5 seconds yesterday, I was this far away from starting the ponciest EADD thread in Blue Light's history: A 'Secret Santa' style Giftmas thread in the vain hope my own woes might be taken pity upon, and the situation be remedied in a mail swap for a cheap box of ASDA brand 'luxury' milk chocolates

IT COULD WORK! ;p

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that kitchen ROCKS. I'd shout whoever did it a free Ginster's anyday. +5 cool points
[they'd be the one cleaning it all back up mind]
 
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rockstar 69 said:
I think I'm gonna hide away k'd out my wee scottish sporan til she goes to sleep. At which point I'll sneek through to the living room and blast some DMT. I'm also a bit para about the smell off the stuff. Too risky blasting some now on the off chance she might wander up this end of the house, happened before after me doing a half g line of k. Came in found me out my napper, inevitably in the days following she was not impressed.
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she'll be impressed with this tho and will probably jump at the opportunity, which leaves Saturday free for DMT, and you'll both have plenty to talk about when she gets back =D ... win/win!
 
she'll be impressed with this tho and will probably jump at the opportunity, which leaves Saturday free for DMT, and you'll both have plenty to talk about when she gets back ... win/win!
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Can't fault your enthusiasm! I decided to be good and stay away from DMT til the morning. There's been some mad power cut here, haha actually brought family together everyone's been sat in my room watching Brooklyn's Finest for the past few hours. The k I had was absolute shit, sniffed 250mg before they all came in my room and I was sound enough to even watch the film and get the banter with them (either k was gash or my tollerance is nasty still) but it worked out A ok anyway.

I've just hoofed a mega line of MXE and stuck the head phones in..........who exactly is this psychadelic baron? Does he have thee balls for DMT after too many cans of cider? Hmmm, tis an effort like.........
 
I am in fucking hospital again! My MRI showed an abscess measuring 10x3x3 cms. After they drained it I ended up with sepsis again. They seem to be saying the colostomy is unavoidable now :(
 
Sorry to hear that msb, there is not much I can say other than my thoughts are with you.
 
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